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    A random collection of random funny Steven Universe Short Stories that just pop into my head via my overactive imagination.

    Some of which are ripped straight out of things I've seen on TV or in movies (Can you guess which ones? lol)

    Updates every now and again.

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    English
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    10,558
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1,526
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    Lapis Lazuli is not okay; her last relationship left her scarred, her job is a demanding, entry-level hellscape, and her only close friend is her roommate who she isn't sure even cares anymore. She's miserable, with no excitement or exit in sight, until a peculiar girl by the name of Peridot crashes into her life and gives her everything she never thought she'd have. But her fears rule her life and she's nowhere near ready for love; all she knows is that it can only end in disaster.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    133,858
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    185
    Kudos:
    227
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    6,181
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    This is an A.U where Rose is still alive, and Amethyst and Greg had a baby instead.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,674
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    148
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    Sarah didn't have a pretty childhood, she had ended up running away from home, nearly having being in a dangerous accident. But was found by Steven and the crystal gems, who she now lives with. With her days now filled with exciment and wondering what the next day will bring, but how long can she keep her secerts.

    Well... the gem in the mirror is certainly going to find out before the rest.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,187
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1,101
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    Lars and Sadie discuss what happened on the island.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,762
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    104
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    Lars and Sadie have been playing video games for months, but the hardest battles always come at midnight.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,908
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    289
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    Hello! I just started to get back into Steven Universe and, like previous failed attempts, I'm going to try and write oneshots for it. It's not a lot right now, but I hope you like what I have!

    Request: (x) open () closed () editing book/getting things ready

    Language:
    English
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    8,474
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    344
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    The tail end of Steven Universe Born Earlier AU Part 1: The Tale of Steven. A small series of mini adventures our heroes go through.

    Steven introduces a new gem to Little Homeschool to help her adapt to life on Earth. Rebecca checks out Amethyst's new program for helping gems find purpose on Earth.

    Steven and Pearl go with Pink Diamond's Original Pearl to a place called The Reef. Sunstone does a safety seminar in their own Sunstoney way, plus they talk to you about what's coming up in Part 2: Red Twilight.

    Two former foes combined as one suddenly appear at The Beach House. Steven and Lapis put an end to Terraforming other worlds. A graduation party, Steven helps Bismuth act casual.

    and Finally Steven checks up on The Diamonds.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    17,636
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1,304
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    Sadie, Steven, and Lars are in a relationship. When Steven tells Sadie that Lars had died in space(though was brought back), Sadie starts to get paranoid something will happen to Steven too, and her sanity begins to slip away. She would do anything to protect her Steven and Lars, even if it meant hurting other people. And what happens if she rubs off on Lars too?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,187
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    403
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    Sometimes Lars invites Sadie over to play games.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,735
    Chapters:
    1/4
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    767
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    2003. Man, what a year. Remember that year, anyone? I was in kindergarten, getting fun of because my name was "Laramie" and having some not-so-nice body dysmorphia, but still rocking it. Trying to dodge the bullies that came, eating all the ube I wanted, and visiting my cousins pretty much at least once every two weeks. (I wasn't the most social kid back then.)
    In 2023, kindergarten became relevant again, in more ways than one. For one, my current bully, Lisa, announced that she'd been working at the hospital for the past two years. Ick. For another, at this specific ceremony, they served as much ube as I think I've seen at one time. And for another, a door closed on a bridge. And that bothered me for...a long time. Tied into the ceremony, too. And, oh yeah. I became a part-time space pirate while maintaining my job at the Big Donut and dating some new people on and on besides Sadie (gasp!) I know...I'm a badass. (The healthy kind.)
    I can only imagine what happened in the years in between.
    Good thing this story's about to tell you.
    And thank GOD I'm not the same person I was in 2016.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    61,342
    Chapters:
    21/42
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    381
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    Missing moment from lars of the Stars arc. Plausibly canon compliant.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,159
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    25
    Hits:
    544
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    High School Human AU

    Steven was a regular teenager, attending school like any other kid. That was until he began to discover things about his mothers past that might just change his life forever. And if that wasn't complicating his life, meeting a girl, Connie Maheswaran might just make it just as interesting.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,774
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1,673
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    "... I thought he was nice."

    (PLEASE READ THE TAGS AND AUTHOR NOTES.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,389
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    115
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1,298
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    Lars gets off a long shift at the Big Donut, only to be met by none other than Steven inviting him over for a movie night. Lars reluctantly accepts and spends the night at Steven's. Throughout the night, there's lots of screaming, shame, and snacks, of course.

    (Graphic depictions of violence is due to the horror movie. Nobody is injured. Underage is due to the ship, which is young adult x teen.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,008
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    779
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    It hurts Steven to think about how much he loves Lars. So, why can't he stop?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,566
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    334
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    Steven takes Lars and Sadie on a vacation to a magical beach to mend their friendship.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,360
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    185
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    In 1920’s New York City, Spinel is part of the Diamond Family mafia and feels she needs a spark in her dull life of killing others, smoking cigarettes and drinking illegal booze. Penelope (Pink Pearl) is a dancer but is more a puppet on strings. She wants to break free from her shackles and decide things for herself. Life is hard in 1925 but that all changes soon once they stumble upon each other and realize what they were missing.

    Bullets aren't the only thing that fly....

    There can be sparks as well

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    233,431
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    123
    Kudos:
    226
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    6,710
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    After a very long day of balancing two jobs, Steven is completely and utterly exhausted and then has a weird dream about Lars...and the next morning, to his horror, he finds that he IS Lars? How the hell did that happen!?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,157
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    700
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    A lot can happen in 10 seconds. Do your shoelaces, tie a tie, rewrite reality into a heavily sex positive and focused one.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,860
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    3,907

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