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    Lance has lived a pretty simple life since being turned into a vampire. He’s got his house, his cat, and his two besties that have no idea he’s a vampire thanks to his awesome acting skills... He thought he was happy, that things were fine, that he wasn’t drawing too much attention to himself... and then he met Keith.

     

    Big, dumb, hot, emo, stupid Keith. Keith that went and flipped his life upside down, because, seriously, Keith really was a special kind of stupid.

    Vampire Lance x Vampire Hunter Keith

    You'll find the Ao3 Masterlist HERE

     
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    Art by the amazing Codingss

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    Being adopted by the late Commander of king ALfors army gave the orphaned Keith an older overprotectiv brother. And even as he is living with Shiro and his boyfriends he can't stop himself from remembering past events.
    It doesn't help, that the princess and him are birds of a feather, on the hunt of criminals.

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    Lance, the loud, funny one in school, is forced to to join “Voltron” the school quiz team by his two best friend Hunk and Pidge, there he meet Keith the quiet, yet mysterious new kid how is reluctant to tell anyone about his past.
    Could there a friendship form in this strange occurrence, or could there be something more.....

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    This isn’t what Lance wanted. He hadn’t wanted Keith to fall like that. Guilt tears through his gut and he has to take a deep breath to keep himself from heaving. Lance must have sat down again at some point because the screen looks further away then it had before. The chaos outside had died down and the scores were flashing up on the screen for a final time. Keith and James’s names flash off and Lance and Nyma’s take their place. Nyma squeals, throws herself into Lance’s lap, presses a wet kiss against his lips before trailing them up to his ear.

    “We won,” her whisper is heavy, her tongue flicking out to trace the shell of his ear. “We won.”

    He feels cold.

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    Lance is turned and abandoned, waking up alone he calls his roommate. Finding out what happens sets off a bunch of events.

    "A gay vampire story" - My Grandma

    My Gift for Astraist

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    Keith has no real plans for his birthday; after all, his friends all have late classes and other obligations.
    All he thinks he's gonna do is enjoy a dollar store cupcake with some mediocre ice cream and call it a day with Kosmo: home invasions are NOT on par for his special day...

    Rated teen for Profanity, blood, and non-sexual nudity.

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    "porque keith kogane só liga para mim quando não está sóbrio."

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    She was getting on Keith's nerves. But he couldn't do anything. After all, Lance was no longer his.

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    Lance just wants to have a good school year. He gets regular hook-ups, has a good group of friends, and a family who supports him. He just can't seem to get rid of the asshole in his english class.

    Keith doesn't want to be there- but he can't mess up again. He didn't mean to be rude to his english partner, but he can't say it was entirely unwarranted.

    An AU were Keith has problems, Lance covers insecurities by being an ass, and they are both obviously attracted to each other. But this is Keith and Lance, and nothing is ever easy for these two lovable idiots.

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    Swimming as fast as he could Hunk could;'t lose the galra hot on his tail, No matter how he swirled and wove through the coral and sand.
    Hunk did't want to kill them but it looked like he had no choice, Creating my bayard from what little magic i had left I killed all of them, one had managed to shoot a spear into my tail and i was losing more blood than i could afford to lose.
    Swimming away quickly i wasn't able to leave soon enough as a giant bull shark had caught the scent of my blood and was stalking me.
    Slowly taking out my dagger, After a few moments He charges and i duck below him cutting his stomach with my blade as deep as it could go. The bull bleeds sinking to the bottom of the ocean while i swim as far and fast as i can even with my vision faltering.
    The last thing i see is the ocean shoreline before it goes black.

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    Lance queda atascado en un planeta extraño, sin formas de comunicarse luego de que su león decidiera no dejarlo entrar. (Después de todo Red siempre es temperamental). Todo estaría medianamente bien de no ser por sus tremendas ganas de orinar.

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    I'm still using all the prompts, I'm just making all the stories connected. (As in it's one big story)

    Day- Prompt- One line summary of what I'm doing for said prompt.
    Day 1: Red/Blue - A documentary about colors (kind of. It's still klance related. Trust.)
    Day 2: Love/Hate - Hunk helps Lance realize he likes Keith (there's no Keith in this part)
    Day 3: Heaven/Hell - Keith explains to Shiro that he has feelings for Lance (probably no Lance in this part. I don't know yet.)
    Day 4: Free Day - Denial then a kiss maybe
    Day 5: Ice/Fire - Confession Time
    Day 6: Hero/Villain - A date. That gets interrupted thanks to Zarkon.
    Day 7: Flowers/Stars - A replacement date.

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    Music is in their blood. Both of them enjoy the theater and all the glitz and glamour that the spot light brings. However, while one eagerly makes his way onto the stage, the other hides away in the shadows. Sometimes all it takes is a little push, a little smile, an old mask, and a playlist of music to bring them both out into the spotlight.

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    The epilogues!
    Chapter one starts 1 year after Hunk and Shay’s wedding in February, as our boys try to navigate their lives as simple Earth idiot husbands. They both want to to be intimate but they’re idiots.

     

    Chapter 4 starts 2 years after Hunk and Shay’s wedding. Lance wants more.

     

    Chapter 8 starts just shy of 3 years after Hunk’s wedding (mid January, about a month before Valentine’s Day)

     

    Ya’ll really think I’d leave our idiots to run riot. Nope. They can’t be trusted. So here are some snippets... because your author also can’t stop her damn self with all her HCs

     

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    Working Keith, house husband Lance, and their unstoppable twins.

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    angsty strawberry blonde fic

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    Music is rumoured to bring people together. Maybe a few good songs, some dancing, and some singing can bring two oblivious idiots together.

    Keith has been going to Altea College for three years, majoring in music as a singer, and having a minor in astrology. His life has been pretty consistent since being adopted by Shiro's family. However, that consistency is about to shift with the help of a bisexual disaster, also known as Lance McClain. The dancer who sweeps Keith off his feet.

    Lance majors in dance, has been for three years but has been dancing for what seems like his whole life, having a minor in astrology as well. When invited to a bar night by his best friend Hunk, everything changes. All because of a black-haired beauty singing his heart out to a song that is all against love. How ironic.

    Will these two idiots who don't get the first thing about love end up with blissful happiness? There's only one way to find out!

    Welcome to Surrender to the Beat, I hope you all enjoy this fanfiction!

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    "He's... Gone?" Keith whispered.
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    Keith was shaking. “I have to find him.”
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    "You know I love you, right, Red?"
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    When a beloved paladin goes missing, Keith must search for him. But as he scours the galaxy for his friend, his own struggles battle for his attention.

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    Lance is an international spy, not a babysitter. So how did he get stuck with some five year old while trying to save the world?

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    Feelings never really go away. They fade over time until the right moment to attack. Pent up emotions about Lance is driving Keith crazy. Of course, there is always hope.

    But when he says he might not ever love anyone else.

    Is their any hope left?

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    “I went because you asked.”

    “Pardon?”

    Keith shut his eyes. His fingertips sharpened against his clenched palms and he took a breath. “Shiro was right. I went…because you asked me to. If anyone else had asked I would have said no.”

    “Okay?”

    His stomach twisted and his heart was taking up tap dancing. He knew Lance could hear it. “You’re the only person who could have gotten me to a dumb party like that. Even Shiro wouldn’t have been able to.”

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