9 Works in Lady Templar (Wooden Overcoats)

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    Off the coast of Northern California there was an island called Piffling, and on this island was a village called Piffling Vale that was very nearly a town. In this village there is a family that was not quite like the others. The Reverend, Nigel Wavering, had decided that as part of his service to God (who may or may not exist), he would adopt the children whose parents had died tragically in a hearse accident. The children were Rudyard and Antigone Funn. Rudyard used to be enjoying his life. He isn’t anymore. Eric Chapman had moved to Piffling just before the beginning of the school year, and in just three short months it had become very clear that anything Rudyard could do, Eric could do better.

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    English
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    4,705
    Chapters:
    4/15
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    109
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    When another tragic death strikes the Piffling Traveling Circus, Marlene once again finds herself in Funn Funerals. Although only there for business, her reappearance in Antigone's life sets off everything she had been trying to repress since her overly dramatic confession at the theater.
    Moment by moment she finds herself drawn to the ringmistress and can no longer hide away in the shadows of her mortuary, no matter how dearly she once desired to do so.

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    English
    Words:
    50,120
    Chapters:
    30/30
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    512
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    So far Rudyard Funn tried everything to rid himself of his rival, ranging from slander to murder. But nothing seems to make a lasting impact on Eric Chapman. However, his new job as a village archivist may have just given his old obsession some much needed new ammunition. As he gears up once more to squish Chapman right into the dirt, only one question still remains.
    What could possibly go wrong?
    Or in which Rudyard becomes the village’s premier (albeit unwitting) travel writer, Eric looks spectacular in spandex and Mayor Desmond struggles to consolidate being native to his place of birth.

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    English
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    14,060
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    428
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    Rudyard Funn runs a funeral home in the village of Piffling Vale. It used to be the only one. It isn’t any more. Rudyard is very serious man of great asceticism, who rarely indulges in anything, save from the occasional sherbet dip dab. He wouldn’t be caught dead drinking in public, or worse, expressing himself creatively and he has a thing or two to say to those who do. 

    So, you’d certainly never find someone like Rudyard getting in bed with the opposition.

    Surely. 

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    9,993
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    502
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    Rudyard has to work with Eric Bloody Chapman on a project. But it's fine. He can handle this.

    (He absolutely cannot handle this)

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    English
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    3,207
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    613
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    Calliope's first summer with her family at Funn Funerals ought to be an exciting time, but when a fight with Antigone sends her flying to Chapman's for an internship, it seems as if Calliope and Rudyard aren't going to get the summer they hoped for. To make matters worse, as Chapman rallies Piffling Vale for the 30th Semi-Annual Piffling Fishing Tournament, it becomes very clear to Calliope that her new mentor might only want to get closer to her dad. Can she patch things up with Antigone and stop Chapman before it's too late?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,833
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    162
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    855
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    “When does our shift end?”

    “We’re closing the park today, Rudyard, so stop complaining.”

    Rudyard threw his head back in melodramatic agony, “What could possibly be worse than—”

    “Hello, Rudyard, Antigone.”

    “Kill me.” Rudyard muttered before dropping his head to face the blinding smile of Eric Chapman.

    Or, a wooden overcoats Disney World au that I probably put way too much thought into.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,133
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    642
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    First dates are hard for everybody- even Eric Chapman. They're nigh impossible for Antigone Funn. As long as there's torte at the end of it, everything will be okay though... right?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,236
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    283
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    Rudyard and Antigone Funn run a funeral home in Piffling Vale. It used to be the only one. It isn’t any more. Ever since Eric Chapman arrived on the island business hasn’t been good. The Funns are down to their last wizened carrot and the proceeds for my book (Memoirs of a Funeral Mouse, available in all good bookstores) can only stretch so far… something has to be done.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,627
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    223

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