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    Their so-called "cat-fights" had been touching on some tender ground lately, and Kylie Broflovski didn't like that one bit. Fem!Kyman.

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    Cartman totally has amazing taste in shows. Kyle is just too stubborn to believe him.

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    It’s been exactly 24 hours since Kyle was in seven minutes in heaven with Cartman and he hasn’t thought of anything else but the feel of his lips and the press of his body.

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    Kyle sighed and then asked the question which he had always on some level feared he would some day have to ask. "What are you doing in my closet, Cartman?"

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    Eric shook his head. “No, no, Kyle, this isn’t going to work if you keep talking.” He really didn’t think he could handle hearing that annoying voice much longer. He expected Kyle to complain, to fight. He didn’t expect “then shut me up.”

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    Hello, my name is Kenneth McKormick and I already know what I want my future to be like.

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    12
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    6
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    Stan is self destructing, Craig Tucker might be gay, Butters can't handle Cartman's wiener, and Kyle just wants to get out of South Park without losing his mind, his best friend, or his virginity.

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    Short vignettes of how Kyle Broflovski, nurse, met Eric Cartman, soldier.

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    Kyle knows that Cartman is up to something. His friends are too polite (or possibly creeped out) to tell him that he's nuts.

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    In a world where primal hatreds may turn to sexual passions, one yaoi fangirl has the power to tip the balance and send South Park into a spiraling chaos... and she doesn't even need a tin foil costume to do it. Incidently, the yaoi fangirl in question is one Wendy Testaburger and she will NOT let Kyle steal her man! Even IF Stan/Kyle seems the most obvious pairing in South Park, Wendy will simply have to get him paired off with someone else... Cartman and Kyle have that rival thing... it will work! It has to! And so the webshow was born.

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    South Park has been seemingly void of any and all cataclysmic events for nearly eight years. Then, out of the blue, Kyle finds his brother wrapped up in something new and potentially dangerous. Trying to be a good brother, he employs the help of his friends to figure out what Ike is up to and what it has to do with this mysterious goth kid.

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    4/4
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    Kenny has a new game.

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    Kyle and Cartman attempt star-gazing together.

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    Follow-up to 'Chicken.'

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    At twenty-five, Kyle Broflovski thought he had his life all planned out. He was living in Denver with Stan with a nice apartment and a decent job. Suddenly, his world is turned upside down when Stan breaks up with him and he loses his job all in the span of a few months. Now Kyle is back in South Park, living with his parents, and trying to figure out where he goes from here. Enter Eric Cartman, who always got under Kyle’s skin as a kid, and who was now about to do so again, in more ways than one. (A story about reevaluating yourself and your life. Or, How Kyle Broflovski Got His Groove Back.)

     

    Written for South Park Big Bang.

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    One day in P.E. class leads to a broken nose, disturbing fantasies, and eventual gratification for our favourite Jew. And who's to blame? Cartman, of course.

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    When Ike Broflovski is brutally murdered and the only suspect is Stan Marsh, Kyle must hunt out his brother's killer and clear his best friend's name. His only ally is police chief Eric Cartman.

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    Kyle finally shuts Cartman up the only way he knows how to...

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    It's Valentine's Day, and Cartman realizes one hundred and forty characters isn't enough for his jew.

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    In which there is a party and seven minutes in heaven.

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    17
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    587
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    63
    Hits:
    10993

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