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    "Kyle," Cartman called out sweetly, softly even as he backed him up, Kyle wasn't paying attention to where he was going. And Cartman used that to his advantage as he backed him up and watched him fall over the swing, now sitting on it with wide eyes. Cartman leaned down slightly, looking him in the eyes while he held him on the swing.

     

    "Mind your own fucking business." He repeated again, as if it was a normal sentence and not a threat. He pulled away with a completely emotionless expression, patting Kyle on the shoulder and watching him flinch at the contact. "Marsh is looking for you, by the way. I saw 'em when he was leaving the house. You should go find him. Oh, and, don't tell him about this, 'kay? Be a good little Jew!" His playful voice came back again, sounding like he was doing his usual teasing with Kyle. Kyle would've believed it, it sounded believable. But he knew that Cartman wasn't kidding this time.

    ~

    Cartman is acting weird… Kyle is the only one who cares and is trying to figure out what’s happening. Stan is in love, and he’s also slowly questioning his sanity each time he sees Kenny with anyone else.. Can Kyle figure out what’s happening before it’s too late?

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    3/?
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    35
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    3
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    Kyle and Cartman have had a secret relationship for over a year, and have been living together for a while. However, after the crime in South Park starts to spike, the couple, along with Stan, Kenny, and some other old acquaintances must get together and figure out what's going on.

    On top of all the powers, decisions, and enemies, can Kyle and Eric keep their secret?

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    4/15
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    27
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    56
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    6
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    603
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    (+18) Kyle (Ω) abre un correo desconocido en medio de la hora de estudio: un fanart Kyman que lo deja sorprendido. Cuando decide quejarse, Cartman (α) le pide discreción, ya que él también está implicado. Kyle no sabe que Eric pagó por ese fanart, Eric no sabe por qué la artista se lo mandó a Kyle. Ahora que ambos saben del Kyman tratarán de sacarle provecho, tanto de forma pública como privada.

    Incluye material explícito y eventualmente temática omegaverse.

    Colaboración Yahana (Naya & Haya)

    Cover y Portadas de cada capítulo: @yoquierodibujar (@i.m.haya)

    Nuevos capítulos todos los jueves y sábados a las 8 PM.

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    16/?
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    14
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    67
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    2
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    Perfectly sane and normal teenagers of South Park experience a cult awakening, perfectly normal. Partnered with high testosterone levels and homosexual tendencies.

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    2/?
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    3
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    1
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    92
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    Cartman doesn't know how to be nice or romantic, at all.

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    2/?
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    6
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    35
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    5
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    244
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    Cartman stepped closer. The malicious sneer that lit up his face reminded Kyle of a snarling dog.

    "I want to see you break, Kyle. I want to see you suffer. I always have."

    The redhead decided it wasn't easy to close his eyes on the truth, once they'd been forced open.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    45
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    127
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    13
    Hits:
    1996
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    Domestic bliss in the kyman household is shattered when Cartman finds out kids are singing mean songs about his husband

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    3/?
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    “Listen here jew, I like you.. Please consider me?” The large boy yelps as he holds a box of chocolates and flowers while confessing his love. “I don’t- oh fuck off- it’s not funny too toy with my emotions like this.” The ginger responds.

    CREDITS TO OakBox ON YOUTUBE FOR ORIGINAL IDEA!

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    1/1
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    Kyle joins a Facebook competition that partners you up with a stranger. Though Kyle is reluctant at first, he quickly changes his mind when he meets his partner, the mysterious Britney; and now that Kyle has fallen, he can’t help but wonder who the (wo)man behind the mask is.

    Spoiler alert: it’s not a woman...

    [Biweekly updates on Fridays and Mondays]

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    When one of Cartman’s pranks goes horribly wrong, he disappears for five years, only to return completely different.
    Kyle wants to know what happened, even if it means risking his own mental health to find out.

    ~ ♡ ~

    title is from 'ballad of the mighty i' by noel gallagher

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    Chapters:
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    A crumpled up piece of paper somewhere at the end of class.

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    1/1
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    11
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    Stan and his friends go on a summer long road trip to celebrate going into high school. They expect it to be just a relaxing, drama free summer, but not everything is as it appears. Past mistakes start to come back to haunt them, and old secrets begin to surface once more, and the four friends have to decide whom they can trust.

    Sequel to Valentine's Day Frenzy. Make sure to R&R.

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    10/?
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    [...] —La próxima vez que te vea cerca de mi alfa no seré tan misericordioso, ¿quedó claro? [...]

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    Eric confesses his love to Kyle, which he is rejected, at first.

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    Through his daze, he hears the voice of a news reporter coming from the TV in the lounge.

    “Today marks two years to the day since the tragic disaster at South Park Genetic Engineering Ranch that claimed the lives of eighteen high school students and left the town uninhabitable for decades, perhaps centuries to come. A sad day indeed, so be sure to keep the victims of this catastrophic event in your thoughts and prayers as their surviving family members continue to mourn…”

    Kyle’s friends are dead. His hometown is gone. He’s moving on, best he knows how. Yet his questionable coping mechanisms have the past catching up to him as he finds himself back at the exact spot where his world ended just two years prior. That’s when things really begin changing, and the concept of going back to normal slips even further out reach, as Kyle himself starts to become alien to who he once was.

    Think Umbrella Academy meets Stranger Things.

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    14,220
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    8
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    29
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    3
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    294
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    Book for Kyman Week 2022! Each story will be posted daily for this week. These stories are more of one-shots, so they don't tie together, but if you want to pretend they do go ahead. I hope you like it!

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    English
    Words:
    14,675
    Chapters:
    4/7
    Comments:
    1
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    60
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    2
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    537
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    There is a new kid in South Park. When he shows interest in Cartman, Cartman is suspicious at first. But when the new kid asks him on a date, he will need help from a certain redhead to keep his man by his side.

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    Chapters:
    2/11
    Comments:
    8
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    29
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    1
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    349
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    Kyle is nervous for his second date with a girl. After a whole lot of panic and a suggestion -backed up by a very convincing story- from Jimmy, Kyle is forced to ask the fatass for help.

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    4,070
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    36
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    4
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    191
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    комплексы, нелюбовь и любовь к ним

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    46
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    As Kyle goes through an especially dark time in his life, it seems like he has only one last person to turn to…

    Language:
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    1,435
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
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    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
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