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    In checking out a terraformed planet, the Dwarfers have to run an unusual gamut to learn about the inhabitants.

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    Kristine needed some way to keep herself sane. Her Dave had been brought back to maintain her sanity, and with the two of them... separated, she was forced to come up with her own alternatives.

    So her imagination had stepped in for her, created an escape inside her mind. She was lying, pretending, wishing things were back the way they should. She wasn't trapped here on this cranky, squeaky, tiny ship. She wasn't dimensions apart from the love of her life. She certainly wasn't instead stuck with this pathetic bootleg version who seemed perfectly willing to lick three-million-year-old curry off his own feet.

    ...Maybe she should've just let herself fall into that void in the inter-dimensional nothingness.

    But she hadn't. And it's no good thinking like that now. Despite her misgivings with this crew, at least they had kept her alive. She owed them as much to not just go die on them. She owed her Dave that much.

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    A retelling/partial rewrite of the events of series 7 through Kochanski's perspective. Diverges heavily from canon around the point of Blue.

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    The world is in danger and, as per usual, a human is called to save it. Too bad he's a neurotic mess of a smeghead.

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    Arnold Judas Rimmer and love never mix but when you, a hologram from another ship, glitch to red dwarf due to a fault in your light bee things begin to change. He never thought he was capable of loving someone else ...that was until he met you!

    A/N: I have series 6 Rimmer in mind when I'm writing this just so you know! Also if you use tumblr feel free to follow my RD blog 'smegdwarf' where I also post fanfics as well as fanart and other RD stuffs!

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    Follow up to the not yet finished Starship Starbug main work of this series.

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    Rimmer returned his now empty mug to the table and decided to throw Lister a verbal life ring. “I know I'll regret asking but is there any particular reason why you feel the sudden urge to jump into bed with me?”

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    A collection of incorrect quotes from https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/ and https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator

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    29/?
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    The Boys from the Dwarf find themselves out of their depth and Lister is surprisingly calm about discovering that he is /not/ the last human alive...

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    (Rimmer is hard-light throughout this fic.)

    Rimmer and Lister are horny. Angst and smut ensue.

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    The Starbuggers are just drifting through space when suddenly a strange wormhole appears in front of them. Can they escape? Where does it lead?

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    Rimmer becomes a deer. Shenanigans ensue. (set in an alternative Series 6 where they never lose Red Dwarf but Rimmer is hard light.)

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    In an alternate universe, Rimmer ponders his feelings for Lister after the scouser dies playing Better Than Life. Set in the alternate universe seen in the novel Backwards (the one where The Cat and Lister die playing Better than Life).

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    It's extremely lonely out in space. How they deal with it is not necessarily healthy.

    Explores their entire star-crossed relationship from Series 1 - TPL

    I plan on doing 2 short stories per series and one for TPL and two for BTE as well as a conclusion (26 stories total), so it's ambitious. Wish me luck.

    With this many stories happening you can probably tag this with every NSFW tag under the sun.

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    “A hug?” Rimmer repeated, just so he could be sure that this was definitely where his evening was going. “You want to hug me?”

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    A stream of consciousness drabble about my main man Arnie J on this fine Sunday night. Not edited as this was more something to write for myself, putting it out there to try to drag myself out of my writing block.

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    Blame Cybercomet on Tumblr. Also, blame Google Images.

    Also, blame me for not realising it said 'art challenge' not 'a challenge' until after I started writing but deciding to continue anyway because writing is a form of art... Right?

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    When Lister is struck down with a strange affliction, Rimmer prays for a miracle. Help arrives in an unexpected form, but Rimmer is about to find out that it isn’t just Lister’s fate that hangs in the balance...

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    When the crew of the Red Dwarf find another odd looking ship adrift in space they have no idea of the treasures and the danger that lie in store for them. Can they trust the strange man on board and his even stranger friends he has pledged his life to protect?

    This is a fanfic incorporating elements from Red Dwarf and Australian comedy music group the Doug Anthony Allstars' little known sitcom DAAS Kapital with a different backstory for the the Allstars' characters. Although to be honest you don't really need to be familar with the Doug Anthony Allstars or DAAS Kapital to understand the story.

    I do not own any of these characters.

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    A prompt was dropped on one Red Dwarf Discord that struck a cord with me: After being together for years, Rimmer gets Lister to sign the paperwork having them legally recognised as spouses, only says nothing, and years later, Lister finds out. There were two options given but I picked what felt more likely.

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    An earth-based AU about the boys from the Dwarf and their new flat-mate, who has no clue what she's gotten herself into.

    Down on her luck, running from a bad past she'd rather forget, with only a small amount of change in her pocket, Exza moves to a small sea-side town in England. Moving into a run-down, tiny flat-share with two guys she's never met before... well, what could possibly go wrong?

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    2
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    7
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