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    Namjoon captures the attention of two people that are total opposites.

    One goes by the name Jeon Jungkook. A detective with a kind heart and wants the streets to be safe. He follows Namjoon like a guard dog, vowing to protect the older from harm.

    The other goes by the name Kim Seokjin. A handsome mobster with a cold heart that seems to melt whenever Namjoon is around.

    And oh! Don't forget that these two love interests are game characters.

    "Til death do us apart"

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    "Everyone said Kim Namjoon was a genius, but clearly not.
    He was stupid. Stupid, stupid, stupid.
    And had he really signed a love letter to Park Jimin with ‘your affectionate hyung, Kim Namjoon’?
    Yes. Yes, he had. Kill him now."

     

    *A mostly-canon compliant MinJoon story set during their 2019 vacation and the Bon Voyage S4 trip. The timeline of certain events has been tweaked for dramatic effect. Currently a work in progress. I have 100,000 words already and so I can't quit now. I will try to update regularly.

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    "How much trouble can two vampires be anyway?" she nervously mutters to herself.

    "Oh, no. You're responsible for all of us," Jin states definitely, a mischievous smile growing on his lips.

    "All of us...?"

    "That's right, Darling," he slowly closes in until her back bumps the wall, and she's beginning to cower again, this time from the excited shine in his eyes.

    "Welcome to the Safe House, Leila."

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    He didn't ask for this existence. But it's his, and he's slowly but surely learning how to live this new life in an old, hateful world. He knows he's seen as a monster. He knows his kind is despised. But what can he do?

    He's a vampire. He's a Supernatural.

    He's hunted.

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    Ot7 bangtan x original characters

    (this is literally because I am so whipped for Supernatural bts it's not even funny--)

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    A fizzle of unpleasant electricity shoots down Jeongguk’s spine as he locks eyes with the black-haired boy. His face begins to flame with embarrassment – he can’t believe he allowed himself to get caught staring at the stranger – who of course must be Taehyung – and who of course probably now thinks he’s demented.

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    It's hard enough for Jeongguk, moving to a new school in a whole new country without any friends, but his life is made decidedly harder by the fact that one of his new housemates, a certain Kim Taehyung, seems to absolutely despise him.
    #slowburn
    #eventualtaekook
    #yoonmin

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    Sister work of Both My Sunshines (this one focusing on Namjoon and Jin)

    Namjoon is the clumsy and awkward police officer father of hyperactive and eccentric Taehyung.
    Jin is the strict well mannered domestic pediatrician father of troubled son Jeongguk who is the bully of Taehyung's best friend, Jimin.

    Both men are single parents who met at a parent teacher conference and immediately form a sort of fondness towards each other. Attracted at first sight.
    Along the way of getting to know each other, both discover past tragedies and bond more by being each other's source of comfort.
    Actually you know what? I'm terrible at summaries. Just know there will be angst(Unfortunately maybe a lot of it), humor, and fluff, Maybe eventual smut, and cute kiddos in here with lots of Namjin.

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    In a city ruled by street cred and cyphers, the Bangtan Boys have dominated the underground rap scene for years. Suga, J-Hope, and RM are untouchable kings on stage, but at home, they're just Yoongi, Hoseok, and Namjoon, three broke college dropouts and best friends. Besides their dead-end jobs and legendary parties, all they have is each other and one dream: winning The Final Scene, the biggest underground rap competition in the area. They thought they'd have an easy win this year, but a new group of four beautiful boys from the Upper East Side makes their battle to the top more like a war.
    (tldr: angsty BTS rapper turf war!)

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    Namjoon was a coward.
    At least when it comes to his own feelings.
    When he fall in love, he promised himself to never say anything about it, and everything was going well, until one night, he loose control and kiss his best friend during his sleep before running away by fear to face him.
    Namjoon is a coward and he know that.
    Has passed years after with the guilt and fear to face again the only person he ever loved, until Taehyung come in his life again.
    And now he had to face all of his past mistakes and maybe undo the knot he had tight himself.
    Except Namjoon never stopped being a coward.

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    You rubbed your eyes and sipped coffee as you settled into your office chair, booting up your laptop for a long day. You blinked a few times, scanning the projects awaiting your attention. Fine, fine, all well and good... But... A new email was sitting at the top of your inbox. Different from the rest. Addressed to you from BigHit, of all places. You felt your heart jump into your throat.

    Dear Min Y/N,

    Congratulations! You've been selected as the winner of the ARMY lottery! In one week, you will meet the boys of Bangtan and join them on an island getaway, for an extra-special season of Run BTS!

    Pack your bags, bring plenty of sunblock, and we will see you at the airport on Monday morning at 10am sharp. We can't wait to meet you! Please let us know if you have any questions!

    --BigHit Production Management

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    Namjoon loves the rain. And Seokjin was just there in the right place, at the right time. As love blossoms between the two, misfortunes happen. It could only be fate.

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    namjoon needs help setting up his paypal so he can sell feet pics on reddit. instead of sending the files he needs for his website, he accidentally sends you some other pictures that happen to be... mhm. your face turns hot. and apparently joon thinks your voice is hot. he decides that his account can load for a few more minutes.

    this is a bullet storyline. not in the format of a usual story.

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    y/n steals namjoon's wallet. namjoon catches her. she wanted to take twenty five cents, but they stole each other's hearts instead. also, if you didn't know, one of joon's favorite chip flavors is cinnamon.

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    Kim Namjoon self indulgent one shot collection. Kim Namjoon is a big baby that needs a lot of love and I intend to give him all the love he needs. Will update the chapter index as I update my collection.

    (1) Kim Namjoon / Everyone - Wrong Fucking Outfit
    (2) Kim Namjoon / Park Jimin - My Favorite Sunset
    (3) Kim Namjoon / Everyone - You Promised to Love Me
    (4) Kim Namjoon / Kim Seokjin - We Meet Again
    (5) Kim Namjoon / Park Jimin - Doctors One Shot

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    Soulmate bonds have power of each couple's heart; well, at least physically. The lack of skinship between partners can actively slow one's heart down to critical levels, if they go touch starved for beyond 48 hours.

    Compatibility of personality and a deep friendship bond are often seen in such partners, even if not actually assured to happen. It makes sense though, considering the life-long physical dependency; if one doesn't already have a strong emotional connection, the chances of such bond forming are very high. Hence both parties involved in it being called 'soulmates'.

    But how such rare bond could be worked around in an idol's life? Especially when said partner was far from ideal for them, in a lot more ways than one?

    After what should have been a regular working morning at his studio, BTS' life is turned upside down when Hoseok ends up forced to figure the answers to those questions first hand.

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    Through a series of curious happenstances, the Boys of Bangtan - your campus' most popular and most handsome group of individuals - set their sights on you, a regular student with a stubborn streak and a wayward mouth.

    Strangely enough, the mere sight of them sets your instincts off, red-lights flashing in your brain - danger, danger, danger, danger.

    It's too bad that they can't seem to leave you alone, though. They like you too much.

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    This was supposed to be a smutty pwp and I ruined it with plot -- I'm sorry.

    Namjoon wakes up one morning with an itchy feeling under his skin telling him that something is wrong with Jungguk. After trying to figure out what's going on and getting nowhere he ends up back at his apartment with more questions than answers and the pain under his skin getting worse by the second. Just what is going on?

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    Jung Hoseok is the biggest sweetheart Seokjin knows... unfortunately, he has the mouth of a sailor and nonexistent shame. With the mouth on that boy, it's a miracle someone hasn't knocked some sense into him.

    The two were silent for a few minutes while Jin fixed up his coffee, Namjoon had an idea. “You think we should get him a swear jar?”

    Seokjin nearly spat out his coffee with the laugh he let out, he set down his cup and grinned at Namjoon. “That’s exactly what we’re going to do.”

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    He walks back to Yoongi, currently sitting on the wooden bench inside the Sillim-Dong Adoption Agency center, holding their baby.

    She’s a scrunchy eyed, red faced bundle of life, cradled rightfully in her father’s arms. Namjoon would like to think that she knows she’s theirs now, with how adamantly the center had warned them of her fussy nature, yet she’s been nothing but silent for the last half hour of finalizations. Namjoon then remembers what he’d read of orphaned children, and checks her expression for any silent signs of discomfort, any subtle rocking. Not that he doesn't trust Yoongi to look after her, but this is all new, and the last thing Namjoon wants is to somehow ruin his own child before he even takes her home.

    Yoongi must sense Namjoon’s apprehensive thoughts and beckons him to sit down with a slow tilt of his head and a small smile.

    “She’s ours,” Namjoon tells him, and Yoongi just nods, asking him if he’d like to hold her.

     

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    “It looks just like you,” Namjoon whispers.

    “It is a she, and she is adopted.”

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    They say some infinities are bigger than others’ and you can’t say that you fully understood what that meant—at least not until you fell in love with Kim Namjoon, the time-traveller and the man who lived in your house, decades before you.

    Based on the prompt: In the middle of the night, you hear strange sounds. You go to investigate, only to find a man rummaging through your fridge. At the same time, you both say, "What are you doing in my house?" It turns out that the man lived in your house decades ago. But how did he get here?

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    “Kim Namjoon. Do not tell me you have hermit crabs in your room.”

    “I do not have hermit crabs in my room,” he parrots back, helpless.

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    Set in a modern fantasy au with lots of magic and shit, a vampire hyung and his witchy dongsaeng have some serious communication issues. Not to mention the lack of self-acceptance, the first date jitters, the second guessing, the dramatic entrances, regretful one night stands -it's a whole thing. And it's rough. But Jin's a good Faerie hyung and Taehyung is pretty good about not destroying timelines. And then Namjoon and Jungkook are just kinda here for the fun of it and also free food, so basically:

    Fuck Jimin

    That's it

    That's the plot.

    Okay but also Jimin has some serious insecurities and is surprisingly dominant and powerful when he wants to be and Yoongi is just a grumpy wimp with a big heart and no fighting spirit left in him. And everyone else is just there as the gay supporting cast.

     

    (Plot heavy but it's worth it, STOP SCROLLING! It gets good, I swear! And yes there's smut in the first chapter, so sit your ass down)

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