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    Namjoon hasn’t been touched in months, besides a hug every couple of weeks from his best friend, Jung Hoseok or his cousin, Jeongguk. You see, Namjoon has agoraphobia. So Hoseok hires him a professional cuddler.

    Enter: Kim Seokjin, the most prolific professional cuddler the company has to offer.

    Who is so handsome, Namjoon kind of wants to jump out the window.

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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    241
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    Seokjin is a man with a mission.

    Or

    One fateful morning Seokjin finds out he's apparently the only one in their group who has never seen Namjoon’s (supposedly) big dick. Taking offense at this, he begins a private research, looking for a way to see it, no matter what it takes.

    It’s completely platonic. Really.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    760
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    “I-I saw some porn on Twitter the other night,” Soojin explained, her voice muffled, “Jungah doesn’t realize her likes are public, a-and I watched it, and I couldn’t stop thinking about it-“

    “Hey, hey,” Namjoon soothed, “It’s alright. We all watch porn. No big deal.”

    “B-But I kept…” Soojin clung onto Namjoon’s t-shirt, “...I kept thinking about you. H-How you would look...if I was f-fucking you.”

    or: Soojin pegs her boyfriend for the first time.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    231
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    “It can’t be worth it,” Yoongi says with muted terror lacing his words as he watches Seokjin down his second americano in twenty minutes. “It just can’t.”

    “But he’s so hot,” Seokjin whines. “He’s taller than me and he looks like a hot young professor but also like he’d be too respectful to violate teacher-student boundaries. And his stroke game is, like. Olympic level. They should erect a monument to him next to Gyeongbokgung. I just, you know, have to be awake to appreciate it and this americano is my lifeline right now.”

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    In which Namjoon is the best hookup Seokjin's ever had, and also the most long-winded.

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    4,063
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    158
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    924
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    Namjoon has been riding a mounting wave of stress and Seokjin is here to take him out (lovingly) at the knees.

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    He wants to focus on nothing but Seokjin, not simultaneously think about the finally-viable batch of Sinoceratops and how Wu has been cagier than usual and Taehyung wants him to come by the raptor paddock soon and he hasn't seen Yoongi in nearly a year and his cousin wants to visit with her girlfriend again and fuck his dick is starting to ache. Namjoon wants quiet, thinks that isn't too selfish to want for just a few minutes.

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    1,104
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    303
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    Werewolf Namjoon always seeks out Seokjin at the worst times. This is only intensified by the fact that their species are supposed to be at war. But when Namjoon goes into rut, you can't blame him for wanting his mate.

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    2,205
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    786
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    When you're broke, camming is a totally valid way to pay the bills. So what if Namjoon is giving up all of his gay firsts to his best friend every Saturday and broadcasting it to the world? He's 99% sure that it's going to be chill.

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    100,783
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1527
    Kudos:
    1306
    Bookmarks:
    306
    Hits:
    15731
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    Being one of the first hybrid idols is a big deal for Jungkook, and it helps that he has Yoongi as a mentor, but having a crush on your band's leader is tough when you're nothing like the hybrids in the porn on his hard drive.

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    English
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    26,610
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    98
    Kudos:
    1114
    Bookmarks:
    326
    Hits:
    11746
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    Taehyung takes his car to the mechanic for a quick fix, but his true intentions aren’t that honest. Namjoon figures out Taehyung isn’t as subtle as he thinks he is being.

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    2,617
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1032
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    Namjoon has been having a lot of fantasies about submitting lately. It's the only he seems to be able to dream about. He's afraid to tell his friends about his taboo wants, so he keeps quiet.

    That is until he meets Taemin and Minho. Two alphas who give Namjoon hope. Maybe, just maybe, Namjoon will find someone perfect for him.

    Maybe the person is someone he already knows. A gorgeous alpha who smells like cedarwood and apparently, if Namjoon is to believe his eyes, likes to fuck alphas into submission.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    153
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1568
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    Alpha Namjoon comes home from a horrible day at work to find his pack waiting for him, a nest already built, and cuddles ready to be given.

    He thinks it's just going to be a sweet movie night with his mates, but Hoseok's deep whine quickly shifts the mood into something /more/.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    131
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2175
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    It was generally accepted that you’d keep your eyes to yourself when changing. Locker room rules. Which is why Namjoon couldn’t help the pang of guilt as his eyes slyly slid over to the corner of the room where Yoongi, having already changed shirts, dropped his pants, revealing a very pale, very bare backside. Namjoon’s eyes darted guiltily away.

    Yoongi wasn’t wearing underwear.

    Yoongi was wearing skintight jeans…and he wasn’t wearing underwear.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    192
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    2195
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    Namjoon is hot and Jungkook has to do physical exercise to cope with it. Namjoon is oblivious. Jungkook does 100 pushups.

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    English
    Words:
    5,550
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    74
    Kudos:
    1175
    Bookmarks:
    257
    Hits:
    8668
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    When Jungkook is presented with the opportunity to live out his deepest fantasy, he jumps at the chance. Who knew things would turn out so well?

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    12,815
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    454
    Bookmarks:
    135
    Hits:
    3772
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    A new match message pings.

    MuscleHxg58 likes you!

    Namjoon snorts at the name. There’s no way somebody with that sort of username will amount to anything, but the tightness still comes in his chest, the unknown of a new message never not overwhelming and exciting. Maybe this will be the one. The one he fucks, he means. Nothing else.

    (Or: Namjoon downloads a hook-up app called Jack'd and finds a match.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,663
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    804
    Bookmarks:
    207
    Hits:
    6667
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    Jungkook always has room for dessert.

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    1,372
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    95
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1926
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    Jungkook snaps when his exes new fiancé rubs their engagement in his face, mocking Jungkook because he'll have to show up to the reunion single.

    "I'll be there with my boyfriend."

    Except...he doesn't have a boyfriend.
    Shit.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,713
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    131
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    861
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    Jungkook sucks Namjoon off for the first time. Hobi’s there to help.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,132
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    351
    Bookmarks:
    43
    Hits:
    2581
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    Step One: Use cute photos on the app to attract potential suitors!

    Step Two: Don't be too disappointed when they only want to fuck. Use these moments to eat as much on the dates as possible!

    Step Three: Don't fall too hard for the handsome, sweet, caring ones!

    Step Four: And if you do, don't date them all at once!

    (Oops...Step Four failed-)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,713
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    73
    Kudos:
    779
    Bookmarks:
    247
    Hits:
    7559
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    Even if reluctant, Namjoon wonders when he should send Doll Junguk out to a human to get his powers. But it turns out, Junguk wants the Creator to do the deed instead.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,840
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    148
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    3911

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