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    When Philza Minecraft, father to three young boys, gets transported to another time, he does his best to fix the problems as he works to go home.

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    This is a rewrite of my original Double Dadza fic on Tumblr

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    I wanted fluff for this au, also lore for it. So it will probably answer questions and Mumza content for everyone as well.

    It's like a Slices of life type of thing as well, with some time skips and all that, so don't expect some consistency, we only get it at the beginning , but we need time jumps as this is a bunch of fluff and maybe some angst too.

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    "What's the commotion? Why is there crying?"
    "Your Highness, these children--"
    "Dad!" exclaimed a curly-haired, brunet boy, running up to Phil and tugging at the hem of his tunic. He was carrying a wailing toddler in his arms and looking quite panicked. "Help! Theseus- I don't know how to get Theseus to stop, that's usually Will's job. How do I calm him down?"
    "I'm sorry, mate, but I think you have the wrong guy. I'm not your dad."
    "Yes, you are! You're Emperor Philza Corvus, ruler of the Blackbird Empire, aren't you?" Then, he squints. "I guess you do look a little less old, but you're definitely my dad. Your aura is the same."

     
    The Antarctic Empire is ruled by the Crow Clan. The Netherian Empire is ruled by the Raven Clan. And the two families absolutely hate each other. They've been in a cold war for years. It's no shock to anyone that Crow Prince Philza and Raven Princess Kristin hate each other, too.

    The real shock comes from the three little boys appearing from nowhere claiming to be Phil and Kristin's sons from the future.

    Aka: Enemies to lovers teenage Dadza and Mumza tackle suddenly becoming parents. Family dynamic fluff with a side of coup d'etat. :D

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    Young Piglin hybrid Technoblade was accustomed to living alone in the Nether and hiding away from others, but a winged boy changes all of that when he comes crash landing in the Nether.

    (or kidza and kidnoblade growing closer and learning to survive the world together)

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    technoblade learns to adjust to life with phil and his son, wilbur, as well as phil's ward, tommy.

    shenanigans ensue.

    (formerly known as 'this is a life')

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    13/?
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    It was so unfair.

    It was the first of many times that Tecnno would be hurt, and betrayed for nothing. That no matter what he did, someone would find a way to get mad, and yell, until he stopped bothering to do anything in fear that it would make someone mad, and-

    He was snapped out of his thoughts by a shoulder on his arm.

    He flinched so hard that the glass of water placed neatly by his side knocked with the contact with his elbow pulling away, and he winced even more as it flew across and smashed into the wall with such ferocity it rung in his head.

    He watched as few droplets left of water trickled, the rest seeping into the wall to show where it had landed – everywhere.

    The world was silent.

    His mind was silent. 

    For once, he wasn’t thankful. 

    or;

    Technoblade thinks he's done with trying to find hope in foster care. His new family does more than prove him wrong in a painfully slow journey worth every step his way.

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    Phillip 'Philza' Watson-Craft, AKA the demigod of Pestilence and Plague, deep in denial of his fate, finds out about a child, born to bring droughts and famine wherever he may roam and sets out to change that. He finds that child and takes him home. He later discovers others- children of war and of death- and vows to raise them away from their supposed 'destiny', while still trying to run from his own.

    or

    Sleepy Bois are the horsemen of the apocalypse. Except Phil doesn't want to be, and his children are completely unaware. So, he decides they simply wouldn't be anymore, which proves to be a lot harder than he thought.

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    12/?
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    “Dream hurry!” Sapnap yelled out, but Phil missed it as Dream glanced behind him for a moment before lunging forward and swiping closer to Phil’s stomach than what the hybrid would have liked as his claws caught the knife and pulled it from the Hunter's grasp and tossed it to the side as Dream threw a potion of invisibility down and disappeared.

     

    “No!” Phil growled, low and very hostile as he looked around. He turned to grab his kids and escape, only to find them gone. The roar that escaped him shook every house in the village, and every house in the nine neighbouring villages.

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    A place for me to throw all my WIPs I don't plan on finishing (At the moment), things I'm unsatisfied with but didn't wanna just delete, and anything of the like. just things I don't wanna/can't post on their own so I can clean up my docs.

    this will most likely contain spelling error, grammatical errors, and things unedited half-made fics have as that is what they are and is what they'll stay.
    if you wanna steal one of the ideas in this or re-write something all I ask you to do is lemme know and give me a link/do the inspired by/let me see it when it's done

    Tags will be updated as time goes on and proper trigger warnings will be added per post, context for the work will also be added in the notes.
    if you have any tag suggestions lemme know
    Happy readings, enjoy the extra content

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    It all starts with Philza meeting a child piglin who seems way to adorable to be a normal mob, and Technoblade following the kind human with shiny wings and food.

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    Chapters:
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    Being the father of a piglin, a slightly traumatized child, and a hyperactive toddler is not the easiest thing in the world. But Phil is confident that he can take it. And nothing can go wrong when he sends them to school for the first time. They were going to be fine. Elementary school kids were famous for how kind they were to people who looked different.

    Or, Phil is very anxious about sending Techno and Wilbur to elementary school for the first time.

    The prequel to the events in "You Don't Have to Be Alone" and the rest of the Fighting Pit series.

     

    This is strictly the character of the SMP and not the actual content creators. If this crosses any of their boundaries, it will immediately get taken down. Respect people's boundaries.

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    “I said no.” A voice growls in the darkness.
    “But I want to be like you!” A young voice responds, as filled with hope and life as the other voice is bitterness and gloom.
    A gruff, dark chuckle. “Trust me, kid. You don’t want this kind of life.”

    ---
    Apocalypse Assassin AU with a bit of an age reversal

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    A zombie apocalypse au centred around sbi along with Tubbo Ranboo and Michael.
    Tommyinnit is 29
    Techno is 17
    Wilbur is 16
    and Philza is 8 at the start of this story.
    So yes, dadinnit. I will also say that
    Tubbo is 28
    and Ranboo is 25.
    Michael is 9.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    Sports Day was the annual event that happened at every school in the country - sweaty kids running around the field, throwing bean bags in hoops and complaining about the heat. Parents were invited to watch, of course, but last time Phil had come to watch he had been forced into a three-legged race with Wilbur. As great fun as it was, it also ended in Wilbur falling face first into the ground and getting a nose bleed. Both Tommy and Techno thought it was hilarious though, and a win for all of them as Phil treated them all to ice cream out of guilt (as long as they promised not to tell their mother).

    The fic where Neapolitantrio run around a field doing fun school sports activities.

    Or, I saw Sports Day event and thought "ah yes, I don't know anything about sports BUT I do know about sports day in the UK and thought, why not add some fluffy family time while everyone else writes angst?"

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    The title is really rather accurate, isn't it?

    ***

    WARNING: MIGHT CONTAIN SCENES THAT TUG YOUR HEART, LANGUAGE, NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART, TALK ABOUT TOPICS SENSITIVE TO SOME PEOPLE AND OTHER THINGS.

    READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.

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    A bright shape, much smaller than he was expecting, darted out of the bushes. Instincts still high on the hunt, Phil reacted instantly. His hand shot out, wrapping around the very-much-not-a-squirrel before he could even see what it was. He lifted it up to his eye level, careful not to crush it.

    Phil's stomach dropped. 

    Trapped in his loosely clenched fist, wide-eyed and trembling, was a child.

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    Kristin is out of town and Phil has started to feel a little sick. Just a cough and a little fever, nothing he can't handle.

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    In the stands, Bad stands up and cheers so loud it startles Rat awake.

    Sapnap grins until his face hurts, meeting Technoblade's eyes with accomplishment teeming from every pore.

    'Take that!' Sapnap thinks and the pink-haired pitcher's lips twitch up into an almost-smile even though he lost.

    Well, technically, Sapnap's team has definitely lost. By a lot. But, semantics. Sapnap just hit Technoblade's pitch and nobody else on his team except Dream and George--even though that was by accident--can say that.

     

    (Or: it's the obligatory baby baseball au! and is that? found family I smell in the distance??)

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    Stab the long range stake into the vampire's heart. Easy, even the trainee’s younger and far more inexperienced than Wilbur could do it and yet here he is, sixteen years old and struggling to aim a fucking staff.

    Why the Hunter Organization hasn’t taken him out to the woods surrounding the complex and put him out of his misery, he will never know.

    Well, actually that’s a lie. He does know.

    If the amount of times he has seen Techno go to the organization leaders office after a truly abysmal training session from Wilbur, he can only guess what his twin has offered up in exchange for Wilbur not to be taken out back like Old Yeller.

    The perpetually empty bed on the other side of their shared dorm and Techno’s missing mission gear gives him his answer.

     

    OR

    Wilbur is the World's Worst Supernatural Hunter and Technoblade is Tired.

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    1/?
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    Bookmarks:
    14
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    The Nether is rarely silent, with grunts and huffs from bastionmates coming even in the dead of night. The ghasts never stop screaming. The sows would laugh at him the next morning when he complained about how it hurt his ears, and they’d tell him that, when he became a boar, the screams would sound like music to his ears. 

    The Colosseum is somewhat similar. The screams aren’t high-pitched and gratey, but they echo in his ears at night when he tries to sleep. (fun fact: he doesn’t sleep much)

    [inspired by IWHIA by bunflower :)]

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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    180
    Kudos:
    588
    Bookmarks:
    92
    Hits:
    8243

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