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    Tweek, an Omega, has worked at a prestigious Alpha university for seven years. This new class of freshman, primarily one Craig Tucker, are quickly becoming more than he bargained for.

    College AU where Tweek is a legal prostitute and Craig is the guy who catches feelings for said prostitute.

    Written for the South Park Kink Meme

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    "This reminds me of that time when Cthulhu got summoned and roamed around for a night," I said out loud to which Tupperware and Callgirl nodded.

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    They say the definition of insanity is to do the same thing over and over and expect the same results.

    So when Craig tells Tweek he wants to call it quits, Tweek is a mess in the aftermath. He’s heartbroken, his mental health declining and completely unwilling to change.

    EDIT: This isn’t as angsty as the summary makes it look! It’s more slice of life with a range of emotions. It’s also endgame creek, it’s a healing story. So don’t let the tags and such put you off.

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    October 19th, 1984 was Stan Marsh's 16th birthday it was also the night everything changed for him and those surrounding him. August 20th, 1985 was when the ramifications really started to set in.

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    The epitome of apathy, Craig Tucker has never been anything but nonchalant when it comes to his life and other related catastrophes. As long as he's not missing his favourite tv show or being hassled into another one of his classmates' ill-advised schemes, the boy truly doesn't care. Why should he? He's almost halfway through his Junior year at South Park High, which he's already figured out means he's only trapped there for another year and a half.
    Yet, there's only so far flying under the radar can get you, and unless he can get his grades up before the end of the school year, he won't be graduating with the rest of his class.

    Luckily, there's a blonde-haired recluse who might be able to help him - in more ways than he'd hoped.

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    When a psychology class forces everyone to write down their deepest, darkest secrets, nobody is that worried because their secrets are going to be buried in a capsule, never to be seen again. But when the capsule goes missing and the blackmailing begins, everyone starts pointing fingers. Stan and his friends must figure out who the blackmailer is before it's too late.

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    More secrets, more lies, more love triangles!

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    4/?
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    Cartman is keeping a secret! Two people discover the secret and one begins to blackmail him, the other tries to help him.

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    4
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    Life gets easily comfortable in a small town. Especially when you spend every weekend at the same person's house.

    Kenny McCormick and his younger sister spend every weekend at the Tucker's house. He doesn't think he's ever been that close to anyone else. His life is average and boring. He couldn't be happier. Nothing could change that.

    Right?

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    "Money, money, money...must be funny...in the rich man's world."
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    Tweek just wanted a job outside of his hometown that would allow him to live in the big city of New York.
    Tweek didn't think he'd be the secretary for one of the biggest brewing companies on the East Coast.
    Tweek didn't think he'd be the secretary for the CEO of said company.
    Tweek didn't think he'd be the secretary for one of the richest men in all of Manhattan.

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    5/?
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    Mysterion saves Pip.

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    When Eric's mom gets back together with an old ex-boyfriend from her younger days, she has no idea the effect it will have on her and her son. Eric is thrust into a nightmare world, filled with abuse and pain. Will Kyle, his rival, save him? Or will he just make things worse?

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    Иногда Крейг просыпается ночью без видимой причины. Поднимает голову над подушкой, вслушиваясь в звуки, заполняющие дом, на которые обычно не обращаешь внимания днем: скрип половиц, гул электричества в проводах и электронике, тиканье часов в гостиной на первом этаже, капающий на кухне кран. Но он может поклясться, что слышал что-то другое… что-то потустороннее, не принадлежащее этому миру.

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    Before the united states was inhabited monsters lived freely. But now they are confined to a small mountain town called south park. Most monsters wish to not live here. So they instead send their children off to go to the schools in the area. This is the story of the current students that attend this high school.

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    1/?
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    "What's the first rule of improv?"

    "Never say no!"

    ((AKA: After Craig's risky decisions land him a spot in theater class, he starts to understand the importance of empathy.))

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    39/?
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    The prince in Cinderella had only a glass slipper that he could use in order to find her. Kenny had less than that: the faint sensation of soft lips against his which could belong to anyone but Kyle.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    47
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    110
    Bookmarks:
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    911
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    When his curse indirectly causes the death of somebody close to him, Kenny McCormick has all but given up on hope that things will ever change.

    Then Kyle Broflovski storms back into his life again.

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    51,450
    Chapters:
    15/17
    Comments:
    112
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    99
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    9
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    Have you ever seen a kid fall through a ceiling? Drink a gallon of Sweet Tea in less than a minute? Attempt to get tetanus to see what it would feel like? Get stuck in a window? Try to drown for "fun"? Eat a cabbage because it looked cool?

    Unfortunately, these are all things I've witnessed first hand at school, and many, many more. And being the generous person I am, here are my most traumatizing stories retold with South Park characters because they all seem to fit them so well.

    So enjoy the hellfire I present of actual events I've had to watch. Some will be long and detailed, others will be a quick recount with the characters.

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    English
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    815
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    18

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