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    ᴇʀᴇɴ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀɪɴᴢ. ʜᴇ ɪs ᴀɴ ᴇɪɢʜᴛᴇᴇɴ ʏᴇᴀʀ ᴏʟᴅ ᴀʟᴘʜᴀ ᴡʜᴏ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ sʜᴏᴡ ʜɪs ᴀʀᴛɪsᴛɪᴄ ᴛᴀʟᴇɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ. ʜᴇ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ғɪɴᴅ ʜɪᴍsᴇʟғ ᴀ ғᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟᴏᴠᴇ. ᴛʜᴇ sᴄʜᴏᴏʟ ʜᴇ ᴀᴛᴛᴇɴᴅs ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜɪs ᴛᴡɪɴ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɪᴛ ғᴏʀ ʜɪᴍ.

    ʟᴇᴠɪ ɪs ᴀ ʙᴏᴅʏɢᴜᴀʀᴅ-ɪɴ-ᴛʀᴀɪɴɪɴɢ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀɪɴᴢ. ʜɪs ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ ᴋᴇɴɴʏ ɢᴜᴀʀᴅs ᴛʜᴇ ᴋöɴɪɢ, ɢʀɪsʜᴀ ʏᴇᴀɢᴇʀ. ʜᴇ ʜᴀᴅ ᴀ ᴛᴇʀʀɪʙʟᴇ ᴄʜɪʟᴅʜᴏᴏᴅ ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ʜᴇ ᴘʀᴇsᴇɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴀs ᴀɴ ᴏᴍᴇɢᴀ. ʜᴇ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛs ᴛᴏ ғᴇᴇʟ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴏᴠᴇᴅ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴀʟʟ ʜᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡs ɪs ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴀ ᴛᴏʏ ᴛᴏ ʜɪs ʀᴜʟᴇʀ.

    ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ sᴛʀᴏɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇɴ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴏᴘᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍs. ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ ғɪʟʟᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴀɴʏ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ.

    ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀʟsᴏ ᴀᴘᴀʀᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ғᴀᴍɪʟɪᴇs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴄᴀɴ sʜɪғᴛ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀ ʟᴀʀɢᴇ ᴄᴀɴɪɴᴇ. ᴀ ᴡᴏʟғ ᴡɪᴛʜ sʟᴇᴇᴋ ᴘᴇʟᴛs ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴜɴɴɪɴɢ ᴇʏᴇs ᴀɴᴅ sʜᴀʀᴘ ᴄʟᴀᴡs ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ᴍᴇɴᴀᴄɪɴɢ sᴘᴇᴇᴅ.

    ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡɪʟʟ ʟᴇᴀᴅ ᴀ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ɴᴇᴡ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ʀᴀᴄɪsᴍ, sᴇxɪsᴍ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴏᴍᴏᴘʜᴏʙɪᴀ-ɪsᴍ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴇxɪsᴛ. ʙᴜᴛ ғɪʀsᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴍᴜsᴛ ɢᴇᴛ ʀɪᴅ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴅᴀɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ.

    Kenny Ackerman!

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    Levi has been arrested. The officer questioning him? Erwin Smith. Will Levi crack under the pressure, and just what is it that Erwin is really after?

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    After having a psychotic episode, Levi attempts suicide. Thinking he was successful he thinks he wakes up in heaven, but in reality, he's in Shiganshina Hospital. And he's not happy. He thought it was all over, he was finally going to be reunited with them. Then he's admitted into the Shiganshina Psych ward, another thing he isn't happy about. He has a roommate he's cute and all but to touchy-feely Levi. But gradually Levi and Eren both grow on each other realizing they need each other and can't live without each other.

    *this is going to very dark, but it will lighten up over time*

    IM CURRENTLY EDITING THIS FANFIC HEAVILY, I WAS 15 WHEN I WROTE THIS PLEASE HAVE MERCY.

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    Maybe our story is a tragedy but I wouldn't want it any other way.

    Life had a strange way of things when you think about it. One day, it's all just perfect. But then the next it's just problem after problem. People say that's just how life goes but why does it have to?

    Eren Jaeger, at the age of 18, has a life that has been one huge roller coaster. It was like he couldn't escape it. Trapped in a world where problems surrounded him. Prone to the problems that life hands to him whether he asks for it or not.

    But writing was his outlet to all these problems, he made stories, short or long, to cope with what he deals with. It made him happy enough to get through life's curveballs. But those moments didn't last long enough once he realized that those won't come true. Nothing is perfect.

    But when the new guy in town, Levi Ackerman, came into his life by a mere coincidence his life was turned upside down. And maybe instead of Eren being the one to write all these stories, maybe Levi could be the one to help rewrite his life. Make him live each day like it was his last.
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    For as long as Levi could remember, he has always lived like a caged bird, locked inside walls put up by his uncle, only being able to see a small glimpse of the outside world through the windows of his cage. The desire for freedom outweighs the fear of his uncle and with the help of a handsome stranger/thief, Levi finally escapes from his cage. They both go on a journey to find their freedom, leaving the chains and cages that had them bound and locked up behind. Lots of banter, sexual tension, growing feelings and a horse and many other people hunting them follow them on this journey.

    Or

    An Ereri Tangled AU in which Levi is a Disney Princess, Eren is a little shit, Isabel is a gecko and Levi loves his Broom a bit too much.

    (There. I improved the summary. Updates are every Friday.)

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    Meine Geschichte spielt in den fünf Jahren zwischen dem Fall der Mauer Maria und dem Angriff auf Mauer Rose (also 845 bis 850 in AOT Zeitrechnung). Es geht um Mira, ein Mädchen welches so wie Levi aus dem Untergrund stammt und sich nun ein neues Leben in der Welt des Militärs erschafft, während sie versucht die Ziele ihres besten Freundes zu erfüllen und ihre neuen Gefühle zu verstehen. Aber plötzlich wird eine Intrige der Militärpolizei aufgedeckt. Was wird sie dagegen tun? Und was hat die Familie Arlert damit zu schaffen?

    Sternenaugen ist eine mit der originalen Geschichte vereinbare FF, die einen weiteren Blickwinkel auf die Geschehnisse vor der Erzählzeit wirft, wie auch die fast verwaisten Charaktere der Story aufgreift und näher beleuchtet.

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    Eren Jeager isn't your average vampire hunter. He is the only known person to survive after being bitten by a wild vampire. Because of the assault on him, he is now immune to all of the vampire tricks, such as mind control and irresistible charms. Levi is a vampire who is known for cold heartedness and merciless killings. It has been said that he lures men and women alike into his bed with him and then drains every single drop of blood from them after he is satisfied. Eren is given the task of killing Levi since he is immune to Levis charms. So he sets off to go undercover and vanquish this great evil from their world. But something unexpected happens, that changes everything he has even known about himself, Levi, Vampires and everyone and everything else in his entire world…

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    Eren is the son of high class scholar, and doctor, Grisha Yeager. As the next in line for inheritance, and a well known beauty, he is highly sought after for his hand in marriage, but he disagrees with the traditional practices and tries to avoid marriage at all costs. On his sixteenth birthday, his father throws him a ball, and through the festivities he meets two men who proceed to change how he views his life as well as the world around him.

    Or, a spin-off of Romeo and Juliet with a few twists here and there.

    I do not own Attack On Titan (Shingeki No Kyojin), Hajime Isayama owns it.

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    Eren Jaeger is just a typical loner type of guy, a nerd, a nobody and an outcast of the class, but came from a very prominent cold household of both workaholic overseas parents. He already forgot what love feels, he’s always alone together with his sweet younger sister, Isabel. He's easily bullied and easily tricked or fooled by sweet words. He's an oblivious but really kindhearted type of guy blind on what is right, and what is wrong

    Enter Levi Ackerman, a popular, easygoing, handsome playboy and social butterfly of the class. He is ambitious, aggressive, manipulative, and a cold hearted guy. He never knew what love is and never will, because he came from a fucked up family, composed of an Alcoholic Abusive father and a Drug Addict mother. So when him and Eren crosses path during highschool, he used this opportunity to make him submitted to him. On the other hand, Eren fell in love with him at first sight, oblivious on Levi's scheme.

     

    story’s title been changed, it’s to be revive and updated soon...so stay tune ~ Zehel

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    Two weeks before Magnus and Alec's wedding, Asmodeus invites his 6 brothers to come and stay and get to know Alec.

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    Summer 1980, Allegheny County, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Levi Ackerman has been drifting through life aimlessly since he graduated high school two years earlier. The son of a German-Jewish immigrant family who fled Berlin after the onset of World War II, Levi finds himself constantly at odds with his uncle, Kenny who still bears the scars of the catastrophic war that took the lives of most of his family. When an old friend from high school offers Levi the opportunity to bring some excitement into his life by stealing from rich, white-collar workers in the Pittsburgh suburbs, Levi jumps at the chance to shake up his humdrum existence. However, one of their jobs goes terribly wrong, and Levi is caught stealing from a young, cerulean eyed hot-shot lawyer. Rather than turn Levi into the police, Erwin offers him an unpaid assistantship with his law firm to make up for Levi’s attempted theft. As Levi is dragged into Erwin's sordid world, he realizes the divisions in his Pennsylvania community are far more treacherous than he ever knew. When a string of anti-semitic attacks start occurring in the city, Levi begins to question his growing bond with Erwin, where the young lawyer’s loyalties lie, and his own place in society.

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    AU. During the 57th Expedition outside Wall Rose, the Female Titan slowly decimated the numbers of the Survey Corps. Overwhelmed from their pursuit of identifying who was inside controlling the creature, help arrived in the form of armored infantrymen that came from the sky. Upon discovering that the human population still lived on and in advanced civilizations, there was only one question that remained: stay inside the safety of the Walls or live free in the country named Eden?

    Meanwhile in Eden, a game was just beginning.

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    At ten years old, Eren’s life was completely changed the day he was saved by a man who opened his eyes to the things he never knew could exist. Things that make you wish you had the power to slow time so you could take in all the beauty around you. The sounds, the smells, the sights. Everything!

    7 years passed after that few days of glory. Lots of things changed in Eren's life including him moving to a new city. But after some family issues, He's forced to move back. What Eren didn't expect was to see that fair stranger again. And for him to be his new teacher of all things!

    *****This fic is NOT abandoned!!! It is slow to update due to author having school and too many hobbies!!! Lots of love! ~Kiki*****

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    On year 30XX, the population of the Beast Race is slowly dwindling due to humans hunting and selling them for huge sums of money. The Beast Race tried to live in secrecy but still the humans find ways to hunt them for sport. To solve the continuous drop of the population, the Lycan Garde passed a law wherein the offspring of every couple shall be admitted to a school at the early age of 16 where they will find their mate and hopefully produce an offspring.

    Despite his zero negative and blunt attitude, Levi is ranked as one of the most Attractive Alphas in Maria High. Who can blame them, with his enchanting gun metal eyes and a body to die for, having Levi as an Alpha would be a blessing. Yet, no one catches the Alphas eyes, Until his gunmetal eyes met the bright teal orbs of a cute omega. From his curly tuft of chocolate locks to his fluffy sweater outfits down to his cute-ass fvxk toes. Levi can't deny it anymore. He and his Alpha is so WHIPPED.

    But with a mad scientist threatening to break their budding connection apart, something in the Alpha breaks. An ancient spirit that will stop at nothing to eliminate all the obstacles that will stop him from rekindling a connection that ended thousands of years ago.

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    Following the misadventures of shingeki's favourite couples. Narrated from Ymir and Krista's perspectives. May choose to write about other characters. See if I get drunk enough.

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    I'm really bad at summaries so here goes:
    Eren goes to the bar every Friday night with his friends to blow off part of their paychecks and get drunk. One night, a biker he's never seen before comes in. We all know how this goes. It gets better later.
    Just read it.
    With love,
    Noel&Ainsley (\(^-^)/)

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    the story of kuchel ackerman. she deserves more love.

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    Eren took a shift too far and he lost control of himself. He could feel the flesh around his feet hardening, even as he fought. But he couldn't stop. He had to keep his family safe. He couldn't let anymore soldiers die because of him.

    But soon he was completely encased in the crystallized flesh. And that's where he stayed, frozen and safe.

    When he finally opened his eyes again, he was in the arms of his Captain, Levi Ackerman. But he wore strange clothes and didn't seem to recognize him. Because this wasn't his Captain.

    ~

    "Oi! Kid!? Are you alright?" A familiar voice said through the hazy darkness.

    "C-capt...?" I tried to said, but my voice was scratchy, as if I hadn't used it in a long time.

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    Based on the prompt: Takes place after the formation of Squad Levi 2.0. Levi has once again started struggling with flashbacks to his time in the underground (one of which includes a sexual assault). He falls back into self-harm as a result, but finds support in his new-found love, Eren. (bonus points if Eren and Levi have been pining after each other for a long time, and even more bonus points if Eren is also suffering from self-harm).

    Levi finds himself having recurring nightmares of his past. From everything from his mother death to his uncles horrible "Survival Training" to the deaths of the two people he had considered his family. They leave him sleepless and anxious. It's only when he puts the blade to his own wrists once again that he realizes that this is far more serious than he originally thought.

    He can no longer lead like he had. But will a teal eyed boy who has issues of his own be able to save him from himself while still trying to save Humanity on top of it all?

    (You can read now.)

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