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    Alexis chooses that moment to wave enthusiastically in their direction –apparently ready for them to meet her new acquaintances– so David sighs and stands up from the bench, taking Stevie’s hand to lift her up too. The whole group turns to look at them then and David can see the moment the accountant –as he is calling him in his head, because ‘very nice ass’ somehow sounds worse– looks at David and their gazes meet. David’s stomach plummets to the ground at the immediate change in his demeanor. The man goes from relaxed and carefree to tense and annoyed? –Is it annoyance what David sees in his face?– in the span of two seconds. He drops the arm he has over the cute redhead’s shoulders and looks at the floor.

    What the fuck has just happened?

    A pride & prejudice AU

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    English
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    Chapters:
    9/9
    Collections:
    1
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    118
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    131
    Bookmarks:
    29
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    Figuring out he was gay was one thing; actually being gay was another. Patrick attends a week-long Guys Meet Guys retreat with a strategy. When fate derails his careful plans, he is forced to depend upon the kindness of a generous, handsome stranger.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,227
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    120
    Kudos:
    142
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    2182
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    In 2005, David Rose met Patrick Brewer and had a relationship like he never thought possible.

    In 2016, Patrick Brewer returned to New York City after not speaking to David Rose for ten years.

    Or, a dual timeline story about our boys coming together, falling apart, then reuniting.

    Now complete!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,500
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    115
    Kudos:
    152
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2351
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    An AU in which:

    David Rose is a fashion designer. Patrick Brewer is a musician.

    Their paths cross in the most unlikely of ways and both learn that maybe every thought about themselves is all wrong.

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    13,653
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    35
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    92
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    13
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    1090
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    It’s Friday, for fuck’s sake. David did not have ‘death’ on the agenda for today.

    But here he is, on a bus, attempting to steer this twin-axle six-wheeler despite lacking a valid regular license, let alone a commercial one, because to add insult to severe injury, the driver’s been fucking shot and if the speedometer drops below 80 kilometers per hour, said bus will explode.

    Because some idiot decided to go ahead and put a bomb on it.

    Or, the Speed AU that at least one of you asked for.

    Language:
    English
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    31,142
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    139
    Kudos:
    203
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    1578
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    While a larger team worked across the state, country, and globe to gather up the ring of thieves and murderers that threatened the family, it was his job to lead the boots on the ground.

    He would hunker down.
    Blend in.
    Protect.
    Because that’s what they did in this branch of the Federal Bureau of Investigations.
    Protect.
    At all costs.

    And Special Agent Patrick Brewer always his did his job well.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    140,183
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    333
    Kudos:
    252
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    4353
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    “How long do I have you for?”

    “For the next 43 hours,” Patrick replies, and the feeling of disbelief in David’s gut morphs into desire, into want, accompanied by something he cannot yet name.

    “Then we better make the most of them.”

    Or, this is your places call for Part Three of Favored Nations. Places.

    Series
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    English
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    176,039
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    2819
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    986
    Bookmarks:
    125
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    30757
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    Ken, new to Elm County, visits Rose Apothecary looking for some home goods. What he finds is so much more...

    Language:
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    1,589
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    79
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    384
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    Five times David and Patrick didn't get together and one time they did.

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    Chapters:
    4/6
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1143
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    I appreciate what you were trying to do for me,
    I do;
    but I meant it when I said I feel no need
    to meet up with other guys right now.

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    English
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    231
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    43
    Hits:
    341
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    David and Patrick have been pen pals and best friends for sixteen years, but haven't met yet. A series of missed connections, crises and excuses have kept them apart. Until now. David decides not seeing Patrick and admitting his feelings is a bigger risk than living his life in friendship limbo. So, he decides to surprise Patrick by flying in for his MBA graduation.

    This fic is written in dual POV. The entire fic is rated T (for cussing) except for the very last scene (rated E). So I set the work to E rating, but if you're not interested in reading explicit fic, you'd get a full story if you read through the first half of the last chapter.

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    21,842
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    129
    Kudos:
    373
    Bookmarks:
    75
    Hits:
    4803
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    Both fresh off of break-ups with their respective boyfriends, David and Patrick fly solo on what were supposed to be couples vacations to the Maldives. When a paddle boarding incident and an aggressive telescope lead to a meet-cute/meet-ugly, David and Patrick decide to spend some of their vacation time together. The thing is, Patrick is a professional baseball player and David is an interior designer to the stars with his own HGTV show, but neither know who the other is. Both are thrilled to finally have met a regular guy, so they each hide their celebrity.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    98,765
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    732
    Kudos:
    1055
    Bookmarks:
    323
    Hits:
    27646
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    Ronnie looks at him over her mocha, a sweet choice of beverage David is continually surprised by, given how salty she usually is. “I have a feeling you’ll be getting that a lot.”

    “What? Swooning ingenues?”

    “People slow to realize that Patrick Brewer is human just like the rest of us.”

    David makes a face because he knows exactly how Patrick would respond to that. An eye roll would definitely be involved.

    Or, this is your half-hour call to Part Two of Favored Nations. Half hour.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    74,655
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    1040
    Kudos:
    771
    Bookmarks:
    124
    Hits:
    17894
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    Patrick grumbled under his breath. He didn’t want to do this. “Really Rachel? This, this is just silly. Lets go. We have to meet your parents for dinner soon.” He tried to convince her to not do it. Not because he actually thought it was dumb, but because he knew he would place way too much stock what the person had to say. He honestly believed in soulmates. He just knew Rachel wasn’t his.
    ___________ OR

    Rachel drags Patrick to a tarot card reading, and the results are... telling.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,636
    Chapters:
    4/10
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1980
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    “Do what you love, and you’ll never work a day in your life!” Patrick reads from the flyer, smirking up at David through his light scattered eyelashes. “This is a business seminar, David. Did you get a sudden passion for accounting? Are you taking this one? Are you feeling guilty for stealing my job out from under me?”

    David can’t help but let a tiny smirk escape in the corner of his mouth which he furiously tries to tamper down as he looks across the room at his teasing brown-haired business partner.

    “Um, about that, for this one, we sort of, actually, have to go together.”

    OR, David and Patrick decide they should fake date at a series of seminars for Queer business owners. Because that is definitely a sensible choice.

    Language:
    English
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    25,985
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    208
    Kudos:
    415
    Bookmarks:
    60
    Hits:
    4841
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    This is what David's life has been reduced to: trying to revive the fortunes of the Schittsville Bee, a small-city newspaper that is all that is left of the once-mighty Rose News Group.

    When he stumbles on a big story, it only makes sense to swallow his pride and contact his ex-lover, big-time reporter Patrick Brewer, to get some advice.

    The last thing he expects is for said ex-lover to turn up on his doorstep.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    54,450
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    588
    Kudos:
    622
    Bookmarks:
    118
    Hits:
    8890
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    David Rose technically owns Schitt Syrup Farms. Patrick Brewer technically works for their local rival Sugarbush Farms. What will happen when they meet at the Maple Festival out of town?

     

    (Everything’s basically the same except the Schitts have a maple syrup farm that David inherited as part of the town’s deed too.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,875
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    57
    Kudos:
    200
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    1884
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    It had started as a joke, a way for him to rile up his boyfriend. Alexis being there had only added to his plan, her natural ability to wind up her brother playing out perfectly. But that was all it was supposed to be, a joke.

    Until suddenly, it wasn’t.

    ----------

     

    An introspective piece looking into Patrick's thoughts during the Rock On! hug.

    The third part of "The Moments In Between" series.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,371
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    233
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1661
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    A Bridget Jones's Diary AU.

    What more is there to be said?

    **You don't have to have read the book or watched the movie for this to make sense.** (Sometimes I forget that not everyone is middle aged and therefore familiar with pop culture from the late 90s/early 2000s.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,958
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2046
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    Even though it keeps happening, this is the first time Patrick has noticed another man flirting with him. So of course he has to feed right into Alexis's teasing, the two of them winding David up with ease. Patrick's smile, filled with pure adoration, makes it clear that he means no harm. It’s not his fault that catastrophizing is David’s default.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    833
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    159
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1621

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