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    David and Patrick have been pen pals and best friends for sixteen years, but haven't met yet. A series of missed connections, crises and excuses have kept them apart. Until now. David decides not seeing Patrick and admitting his feelings is a bigger risk than living his life in friendship limbo. So, he decides to surprise Patrick by flying in for his MBA graduation.

    This fic is written in dual POV. The entire fic is rated T (for cussing) except for the very last scene (rated E). So I set the work to E rating, but if you're not interested in reading explicit fic, you'd get a full story if you read through the first half of the last chapter.

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    4/4
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    61
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    Both fresh off of break-ups with their respective boyfriends, David and Patrick fly solo on what were supposed to be couples vacations to the Maldives. When a paddle boarding incident and an aggressive telescope lead to a meet-cute/meet-ugly, David and Patrick decide to spend some of their vacation time together. The thing is, Patrick is a professional baseball player and David is an interior designer to the stars with his own HGTV show, but neither know who the other is. Both are thrilled to finally have met a regular guy, so they each hide their celebrity.

    Language:
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    98,765
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    697
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    934
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    256
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    Ronnie looks at him over her mocha, a sweet choice of beverage David is continually surprised by, given how salty she usually is. “I have a feeling you’ll be getting that a lot.”

    “What? Swooning ingenues?”

    “People slow to realize that Patrick Brewer is human just like the rest of us.”

    David makes a face because he knows exactly how Patrick would respond to that. An eye roll would definitely be involved.

    Or, this is your half-hour call to Part Two of Favored Nations. Half hour.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    898
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    557
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    102
    Hits:
    9480
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    Patrick grumbled under his breath. He didn’t want to do this. “Really Rachel? This, this is just silly. Lets go. We have to meet your parents for dinner soon.” He tried to convince her to not do it. Not because he actually thought it was dumb, but because he knew he would place way too much stock what the person had to say. He honestly believed in soulmates. He just knew Rachel wasn’t his.
    ___________ OR

    Rachel drags Patrick to a tarot card reading, and the results are... telling.

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    Chapters:
    4/10
    Comments:
    8
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    102
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    6
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    1910
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    “Do what you love, and you’ll never work a day in your life!” Patrick reads from the flyer, smirking up at David through his light scattered eyelashes. “This is a business seminar, David. Did you get a sudden passion for accounting? Are you taking this one? Are you feeling guilty for stealing my job out from under me?”

    David can’t help but let a tiny smirk escape in the corner of his mouth which he furiously tries to tamper down as he looks across the room at his teasing brown-haired business partner.

    “Um, about that, for this one, we sort of, actually, have to go together.”

    OR, David and Patrick decide they should fake date at a series of seminars for Queer business owners. Because that is definitely a sensible choice.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    206
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    363
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    51
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    This is what David's life has been reduced to: trying to revive the fortunes of the Schittsville Bee, a small-city newspaper that is all that is left of the once-mighty Rose News Group.

    When he stumbles on a big story, it only makes sense to swallow his pride and contact his ex-lover, big-time reporter Patrick Brewer, to get some advice.

    The last thing he expects is for said ex-lover to turn up on his doorstep.

    Language:
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    54,450
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    558
    Kudos:
    537
    Bookmarks:
    99
    Hits:
    7637
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    David Rose technically owns Schitt Syrup Farms. Patrick Brewer technically works for their local rival Sugarbush Farms. What will happen when they meet at the Maple Festival out of town?

     

    (Everything’s basically the same except the Schitts have a maple syrup farm that David inherited as part of the town’s deed too.)

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    Chapters:
    7/7
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    170
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    30
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    1548
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    It had started as a joke, a way for him to rile up his boyfriend. Alexis being there had only added to his plan, her natural ability to wind up her brother playing out perfectly. But that was all it was supposed to be, a joke.

    Until suddenly, it wasn’t.

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    An introspective piece looking into Patrick's thoughts during the Rock On! hug.

    The third part of "The Moments In Between" series.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    30
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    218
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1419
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    A Bridget Jones's Diary AU.

    What more is there to be said?

    **You don't have to have read the book or watched the movie for this to make sense.** (Sometimes I forget that not everyone is middle aged and therefore familiar with pop culture from the late 90s/early 2000s.)

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    29
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    86
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    7
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    1873
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    Even though it keeps happening, this is the first time Patrick has noticed another man flirting with him. So of course he has to feed right into Alexis's teasing, the two of them winding David up with ease. Patrick's smile, filled with pure adoration, makes it clear that he means no harm. It’s not his fault that catastrophizing is David’s default.

    Series
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    English
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    833
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    148
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1342
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    This series (Part 4) starts before 5.01 and will meander through season 5.
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    Chapter 1 starts not long after the ending of LOL: Part 3 Chapter 8.

    David and Patrick spend time together, working together, and navigating their relationship.

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    Chapters:
    43/43
    Comments:
    1328
    Kudos:
    752
    Bookmarks:
    112
    Hits:
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    The continuing sexploits of Schitt's Creek.
    You don't need to read the others in the series to follow this one.
    Mostly canon compliant, Patrick's POV for after S5E6 Rock On! aka The Ken Incident.

    (Title from Tina Turner's "Two People")

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    168
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    2129
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    David can’t keep from smiling at the look on his sister’s face, radiant and beaming through what is sure to be the best day of her life so far. Even if the man who is partially responsible for this day is a show-off. And insufferably smug. And unassumingly sexy. And unbearably gorgeous. And David hates him. Or he hates that he loves him. He’s never known for sure.

    David Rose, former figure skater turned coach wrestles with the realization that he still carries a torch for his ex-boyfriend, former hockey player Patrick Brewer, during the Olympic Winter Games. Spoiler alert, he's not the only one who isn't over it. A Schitt's Creek Winter Olympics AU.

    [Podfic of Beneath the Winter Snow by Distractivate]

    Language:
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    17
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    David is always met with a wave of anxiety right before a performance. He’ll be fine once he sings his first note, but right now his heart is pounding, threatening to beat right out of his chest. The cheers from the crowd are ringing in his ears as he looks out at the sea of glowing cell phones, their light penetrating the darkness like constellations of stars. A video screen starts a countdown in huge luminous numbers. He glances over at Patrick; he’s staring into the arena in awe, his smile more radiant than the stage lights will be when they whir to life in thirty seconds. He turns his smile on David and David feels time freeze, his world narrowing to Patrick as an answering smile forms on his face.

    “Let’s do this,” Patrick mouths.

    Or, David and Patrick are in a boyband and it's their biggest concert yet.

    Language:
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    2,269
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    590
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    A story of missed opportunities loosely based around the Christmas song made famous by the Waitresses, "Christmas Wrapping."

    Language:
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    39,059
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    76
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    3153
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    David Rose is the proprietor of Schitt's Creek's very own Rose Erotica, Elm County's only adult store.

    Patrick Brewer is newly out, and is a little ignorant to the wonders of sex

    Thankfully there is a cute store owner who can help him learn a thing or two.

     

    Series
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    Words:
    47,551
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    197
    Kudos:
    507
    Bookmarks:
    99
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    11519
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    Patrick and David have a conversation back at his apartment after his "dinner" with Ken.

    Title from "i can't breathe" by Bea Miller

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    126
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    2210
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    "Have you seen Patrick or Stevie yet?"

    David's throat closes up at their names. Fuck, he didn't realize it would be this hard. "Not yet."

    "Well, I know they'd be thrilled to hear you're back," she tells him, sliding his coffee across to him. "Stevie's probably still at the motel right now, but Patrick is at—"

    "Thanks so much, Twyla," David cuts her off with his most charming smile and bolts from the café with his tail between his legs.

    He didn't realize how not ready he was to be back in Schitt's Creek.

    --
    David has been in love with Patrick Brewer since he was 16 years old. Maybe this is the year he'll let Patrick love him back.

    (a classic childhood-friends-to-lovers-to-exes-to-friends-with-benefits-to-exes-again-to-lovers au)

    Language:
    English
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    37,715
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    542
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    669
    Bookmarks:
    199
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    8810
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    Patrick and David are coworkers at the headquarters for the chain of RAY's outdoor gear retail stores and have been pining over each other for months. When forced into an office round of secret Santa, Patrick and David draw each other and each consider using it as an opportunity to make their move.

    This fic will have a daily chapter posted through Christmas, corresponding with the date in the story (and an epilogue on Dec. 26).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,201
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    237
    Kudos:
    366
    Bookmarks:
    64
    Hits:
    5020
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    David was cursed to feel freezing cold all the time, but one day he shakes the hand of the cute guy helping him with his business license, and he feels warm for the first time in 14 years. This fic incorporates several canon elements/plot points.

    This is rated E for one chapter (it will be clearly labeled). The rest of the chapters are rated T for those who would prefer to skip E content.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,986
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    114
    Kudos:
    296
    Bookmarks:
    51
    Hits:
    3475

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