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    Eugene doesn't lust after jocks. He just doesn't.

    (This is completely self-indulgent. Though, to be fair, have you SEEN Ned's ass?)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    259
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    Four years in Japan, a former eikaiwa employee Shane has lived a dishonest cycle of stolen cars, falsified passports, roaring engines, and greasy, undulating pistons. One mistake has him at the other end of a gun barrel belonging to an eccentric man named Andrew Ilnyckyj. Paid hits, escape plans, and the rise of a deadly war in the streets of Tokyo all filter over Shane's quest to find his place in the world of a hitman named Ryan.

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    English
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    9,666
    Chapters:
    1/8
    Comments:
    6
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    23
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    312
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    Zach and Eugene have been friends(?) for eons due to the fact that they are Heaven and Hell’s representatives respectively and they really didn’t have a choice. That was until both of them coincidentally landed a job on Buzzfeed and met two particular mortals.

    They weren’t just Zach and Eugene anymore, they were now the Try Guys and they couldn’t ask for anything more.

    Yet one day Eugene received a memo from Hell regarding the Armageddon.

    ________

    Nine years later and apparently the end is near, two of his best friends aren’t human, and they’re now trying to stop it from happening. Can it get even weirder than this?

    Oh yeah, apparently his son could be the Antichrist. Great.

    AKA: the good omens but not quite au

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    English
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    3,430
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    243
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    If you told Eugene that he would have a kid and be in a stable relationship a year and a half ago he would tell you to fuck off in more ways than one.

    Language:
    English
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    2,346
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    240
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    “Hey Shane,” Ryan leaned over the desk to where is his friend sat.
    Shane straightened, taking off his headphones. “What?” he asked. He was tired, Ryan could tell. But he was always tired these days.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    428
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    455
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    Shane decides that the only way of getting Ryan to pay any sort of attention to him is by lying about being haunted by ghosts.

    “Did you hear about the time Shane saw a giant floating head in his hallway?”
    “Are you sure he wasn’t just looking into a mirror?”

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    English
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    4,003
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    123
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    836
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    Eugene just hopes no one notices...

    OR-
    Eugene has been struggling more than he normally does which causes him to spiral. Of course, in normal Eugene fashion, he tries to hide it from the guys and the fans. But how long can he keep his bad habits to himself before it starts effecting his work life.

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    English
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    69,007
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    75
    Kudos:
    208
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    3566
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    A year of parties, celebrations, and a few misunderstandings is all that Ryan needs to fall in love.

    -

    5+1 au based on the major (American) holidays throughout the year.

    Language:
    English
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    11,331
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    178
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1691
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    Eugene finds out he has powers beyond the beliefs of anyone, what will he use these powers for? Will the other guys agree?

    Language:
    English
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    5,273
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    512
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    Eugene had been extra attentive to him for quite some time now, always asking if his back was aching, even rubbing his lower spine every now and then when he asked the question.  It was getting to him; it shouldn’t, but it was. For all he knew, it could have just been Eugene being a good friend after he found out that Zach’s AS was bothering him again. But it felt more than that.  Sure, Eugene hates it when any of the Try Guys were in pain or upset, but recently, his attention – and affection?  It had been focused on him, Zach, and what the taller man had been doing felt too much like flirting.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    116
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1751
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    Random drabbles of the Try Guys.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    29/100
    Comments:
    64
    Kudos:
    300
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    5402
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    “Your damn mark is giving me nightmares again.”

    “Sorry, next time I’ll try and control the mysterious sometimes glowing spiral of doom on my chest”

    ——————
    Shane and Ryan have to figure out how to deal with the angels. And quick. Because everyone they care about is fair game.

    Sequel to Demons I Get, People Are Crazy and Cycles Of Calm and Chaos.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,215
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    855
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    Zach Kornfeld grew up with his best friend Keith Habersberger. They were as close as two people could be. Then Zach moved away. He made new friends and had a pretty big personality change.

    Three years later Zach is back in town and he feels like he can't breathe. Many things are the same, like Keith's love for theater and being the center of attention, and a lot of things are different, like the friend group Keith has who seem like they shouldn't get along as well as they do.

    So the only thing Zach can do is try to manage his old friendships, his new friendships, and hide the real reason he moved back into town, all while trying not to have a major breakdown. And Keith's "edgy" friend, Eugene Lee Yang, who is far too curious about Zach's abrupt move back, is certainly not helping in that department.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,227
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    609
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    Life's constantly throwing shit at you, and Zach and Eugene know that pretty thoroughly. Somehow, they manage to help each other through it.

    Turns out that being there for someone at their most vulnerable can really change the way you feel about them.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,254
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    493
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    In which Zach and Eugene get married for an episode of the Try Guys.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,866
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    469
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    Shane Madej and Ryan Bergara have been partners at their law firm for five years. They specialize in criminal defense and, thanks to their 98% success rate, the mob uses them often. But when they get stuck with an unbeatable case, when they have no way to win, they seek the help of their less than trustworthy 'friends.'

    Will Shane and Ryan be able to keep their hands clean? Will they be able to escape the tricks and trades of the mob? Or should they be more worried about the cops?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    48,826
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1180
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    "The name's Ryan," he introduced himself, "Ryan Bergara." Shane took his hand and shook it.

    "Shane Madej. Pleased to be working with you, Ryan."

    "... Every lawyer gets at least one case in his lifetime that affects him personally." - Atticus Finch
    Or in this case, as a cop/investigator, Shane Madej gets a case he seems to have no connection to have just about everything to do with him. A helpful passing Fed Ryan Bergara partners up with him as they try and figure out the face behind the interesting case.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    76,228
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    154
    Kudos:
    223
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    4075
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    This story is based off of my personal experiences with having a friend get roofied. In 2016 I started writing this to deal with the trauma of the event. The first chapter is all I had dug up from the depths of my hard drive. The second chapter is my attempt to satisfactorily conclude it two years later. Contains dead dove, sorry.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,225
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    21
    Hits:
    399
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    You moved to LA only one month ago, now you start working at Buzzfeed and you find something you never searched for.....LOVE.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,941
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1194
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    “I wanna do better,” Zach confesses, high enough now to even speak his fears without their usual anxiety.

    “Dude, you do great.”

    Zach smiles, “At blowjobs I mean.”

    “Ohhhhhh,” Keith draws out, fingers making a pattern on his tummy. “Yeah, there might be some room for improvement there.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,075
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    759

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