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    The life of a spirit guide is not easy! Especially when we humans have a penchant for ignoring the signs thrown our way. When the souls of a feudal samurai and a victim of Mount Vesuvius are stuck helping their vessel locate his One and Only, they find he's dumber than a sack of hammers.

    Day 29 of Keithtober 2020 - Prompt: Soulmates
    Day 12 of Keithtober 2021 - Prompt: Klance
    Day 15 of Keithtober 2021 - Prompt: Soulmates

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    “I'm not telling you anything, o laʻu uo,” Hunk replied while he waggled his eyebrows.

    “Wow, rude. Aren't you supposed to be, ya know, guiding me?”

    “Oh, I am, good sir. It's just up to you to figure it out.” Hunk paid close attention as Lance mumbled to himself and the realization slowly dawned on him.

    “Wait! Is this one of those cheesy soulmate tropes?!”

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    Keith Kogane is a normal teenager. And like any normal teenager, he's going through some hormonal changes.

    But maybe those changes aren't so normal themselves.

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    Lance has lived a pretty simple life since being turned into a vampire. He’s got his house, his cat, and his two besties that have no idea he’s a vampire thanks to his awesome acting skills... He thought he was happy, that things were fine, that he wasn’t drawing too much attention to himself... and then he met Keith.

     

    Big, dumb, hot, emo, stupid Keith. Keith that went and flipped his life upside down, because, seriously, Keith really was a special kind of stupid.

    Vampire Lance x Vampire Hunter Keith

    You'll find the Tumblr Masterlist HERE

     
    🦇🦇🦇

    Art by the amazing Sssabotagee

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    With Keith almost dying thanks to his inability to be aware of his surroundings, he managed to meet a strange man with weird-looking ears named Lance. Although he was extremely curious as of what Lance or his past may be, his main focus was to return to the city of Marmora and convince his brother to let him fight against the Galra Empire.

    Will the knight succeed in returning? Or will Lance prove himself to be a hindrance on their journey back?

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    1/?
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    Lance is turned and abandoned, waking up alone he calls his roommate. Finding out what happens sets off a bunch of events.

    "A gay vampire story" - My Grandma

    My Gift for Astraist

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    5/5
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    Snippets of love, two of the same boys, four different realities.

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    Keith, convinced that he needs to go through a heartbreak to write a good song for his band "The Blades", goes to a bar to find someone to date, fall in love with, and then leave. He finds Lance, and falls immediately. After Keith follows through with his plan, he realizes that in his search to fall in love for the experience, he may have lost the love of his life. He is reminded Lance and the hole he made in his own heart everywhere he goes. He screwed up majorly, and has to fix his mistake and regain Lance's trust, if it's not too late. And according to Lance's social media, it very well may be.

    Inspired by the song "Halls" by Andrew McMahon in the Wilderness

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    On vacation visiting Lance's family in Varadero, Keith has two surprises in store for Lance's birthday this year. As soon as his lover wakes up, anyway.

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    keith's engagement ring is, well, it's absolutely hideous.

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    I'm still using all the prompts, I'm just making all the stories connected. (As in it's one big story)

    Day- Prompt- One line summary of what I'm doing for said prompt.
    Day 1: Red/Blue - A documentary about colors (kind of. It's still klance related. Trust.)
    Day 2: Love/Hate - Hunk helps Lance realize he likes Keith (there's no Keith in this part)
    Day 3: Heaven/Hell - Keith explains to Shiro that he has feelings for Lance (probably no Lance in this part. I don't know yet.)
    Day 4: Free Day - Denial then a kiss maybe
    Day 5: Ice/Fire - Confession Time
    Day 6: Hero/Villain - A date. That gets interrupted thanks to Zarkon.
    Day 7: Flowers/Stars - A replacement date.

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    The epilogues!
    Chapter one starts 1 year after Hunk and Shay’s wedding in February, as our boys try to navigate their lives as simple Earth idiot husbands. They both want to to be intimate but they’re idiots.

     

    Chapter 4 starts 2 years after Hunk and Shay’s wedding. Lance wants more.

     

    Chapter 8 starts just shy of 3 years after Hunk’s wedding (mid January, about a month before Valentine’s Day)

     

    Ya’ll really think I’d leave our idiots to run riot. Nope. They can’t be trusted. So here are some snippets... because your author also can’t stop her damn self with all her HCs

     

    Ft:
    Working Keith, house husband Lance, and their unstoppable twins.

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    Sighing loudly he buries his head in his hands. Sure, he can just wiggle on the seat, drip dry, and go back out there. But he decided to go without underwear today, so if he misses even one drop he's going to have to leave with the knowledge that he has piss on his leg.

    The sound of the bar grows louder and his head shoots up, eyes wide with hope as footsteps come closer. He practically sings his praises when the door to the stall next to him closes behind the new visitor.

    I can ask them for some!

    He looks at the wall, seeing a hole near the empty toilet paper roll and grins. Perfect.

    "Hey." Sticking his fingers into the hole he wiggles them around a bit. "Care to help me out?"

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    Keith finds a beautiful stranger to sketch in the park and ends up making a fool of himself. Nothing new there.

    Overwhelmed by his own stupidity, Keith shifts position, leaning forward to curl his legs underneath him and making a show of looking away out toward the pond.

    But he doesn’t start a new sketch.

    He’s too enthralled by the young man to move on without completing his rendering. Like a little girl with a schoolyard crush, he starts to adoringly depict every stunning detail, reproduce his admiration onto paper.

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    Pidge has the bright idea to bring all her friends together on a camping trip.
    Keith meets Lance and his head explodes.
    Lance lives in Cuba and the trip is only for two weeks, but they still hook up every night in spite of knowing that this all might just end up being the beginning of the end.

    Basically, it's smut without the smut and both boys are super gay for each other without the other realizing it.

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    Lance has always been a bit of a romantic, so his soulmark? It's disappointing to say the least. He's furious that his soulmate have the audacity to be so rude in their first meeting, and takes it out on him.

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    Keith is leaving for the Blades. Lance stuffs his jacket into the bottom of a duffel bag, smuggling it to Keith and hopes it’s subtle. Pidge may be on to him.

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    “Oh wow, Black did that?”

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    Lance has Multiple Personality Disorder (aka Dissociative Identity Disorder), and he's Altean, and he was on that Kerberos trip with Shiro and stuff, so he's ultra fucked up from being Zarkon's punching bag. This is a one shot that will be part of a bigger story where I rewrite e v e r y t h i n g from Voltron, because why not. There are hints of klance, if you squint. Allura is a bitch, and The Coranic is a Dad™

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    Lance fell asleep looking up at the clouds and wondering how in the actual fuck it came to this. To this small apartment where the three of them resorted to petty theft and stockpiling healing potions. How they didn’t have fully working lights because every bit of electricity was needed for powering Pidge’s supercomputer to find Matt.

    Matt. Matt, someone Lance hadn’t even met but was now dedicating to finding. Who had somehow been the basis for Lance and Hunk getting kicked out of the academy- scholarships halted, expelled immediately.

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    Keith swallowed a gulp of lukewarm coffee. The brick steps he was crouched on hurt his legs and the sun finally peeked up over the city. He pretended not to even notice.

    There was work to be done.

    Someone had to be found.

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    Keith gets so drunk, he doesnt even notice that the uber drops him off at the wrong house. Lance's house.

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    2/?
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    32
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    524

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