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    What would have happened to you if Moreau sent the Varcolac specifically after you? What if Heisenberg thought you were too injured to go on with Ethan? What if you got to visit the Heisenberg factory a little earlier than anyone planned?

    ~ ~ ~

    My Christmas present to all of you. I should have chapter 2 posted later tonight and this scenario was inspired by LillieDeeMarie's comment in Chapter 17 of Trapped in an Iron Grip.

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    Being a woman and owning a tavern wasn't easy on its own, but owning one in this crazy-ass village was even worse. You had your regulars and the town drunks certainly loved it there so you couldn't complain too much. Your biggest problem with this village was the blind loyalty to Mother Miranda. You respected the woman, but you refused to worship her like some God. Even your uncle was roped into her spell.

    One day, when you were just about to close from a slow day, you're greeted by a face you rarely see around the village but he is very well known.

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    Astra Montenegro is a cultural anthropologist who travels abroad to study the customs of an isolated, Romanian village called Umbria. Yet, the more she learns about it, and her connection to it, the more its dark history begins to consume her. In that darkness, she finds hope in someone who understands what it is like to be a victim of Mother Miranda’s twisted games. Together, they must learn to trust each other so they can end the nightmares that haunt the Village of Shadows.

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    Karl has a bookshop and a great idea. He wants to try to combine his business with the coffee shop next door. He only needs to convince the owner to see his flawless plan. Of course things never go as smoothly as he plans.

    It's a coffee shop AU!

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    The Winters, having moved to Romania, has just met some weird neighborhood teenage goth kids hiding in their shed to wait out the income storm.
    Taking pity on them Ethan invites them in, and the couple feeds them coca and gets them blankets and Ethan offers them his phone to call their parents as Mia fusses over them. When they leave they invite them to come back whenever they want, leading to nearly daily visits by the trio of teens.
    Two weeks later in a shadowy village, Karl Heisenberg is being bombarded by his three mosquitos "nieces" who want him to woo and marry a blond middle-aged soon-to-be-father he's met a grand total of one time. His only consultation is that the super-sized bitch was in a similar boat as her spawns try to convince her to marry a heavily pregnant already married woman.

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    And so here begins my series of REVillage Winterberg fanart based on plot bunnies that can't stop popping in my head that I know will never be finished, so I'll leave them here to be adopted by any writer who wants them.

    I'll also accept ideas and prompts too.

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    After finding that your husband has been cheating on you with your now former best-friend you leave the states to backpack through Europe in hopes to both find yourself and make them jealous of your travels through your instagram posts. After finding yourself alone on the journey you come across a beautiful castle and move closer for a picture only to be attacked by monsters.

    A year has past and you still do not fully understand the cult that has taken you, their god who has brought you to them, and the mysterious Lord who saved you from the monsters in the first place. Could the same Lord that brought you into this cult be the one to help you escape?

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    Mina left the States for Europe in hopes to 'find herself'. It seemed like quite the rom-com cliché. Maybe something she could write a cheap, self-help book about. However, when she reaches Romania, she finds that her path of enlightenment has lead her to a place of monsters.

    To survive she'll have to hide amongst the brain-washed locals within a village frozen in time. Easier said than done unfortunately. Especially when she finds out that a certain Lord is hellbent on hunting her down.

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    Heisenberg insists on getting you a vaccination. Even though he is a bit of a dick about it, he promises you a reward afterwards.

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    Its time we find out the fucking truth Karl

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    Si Adeen supiera lo que pasaría si le indicaba el camino al hospital más cercano a la mujer rubia, simplemente se hubiera dado la vuelta y correría hasta su casa.

    Pero no fue así, ella le indicó el camino y en menos de unos minutos ya estaba inconsciente, luego de varias horas tenía un parásito incrustado en el pecho, meses después estaría encerrada dentro de un laboratorio y en los años posteriores se vería forzada a ir a un pueblo donde la mujer rubia que la había secuestrado era una sacerdotisa.

    En ese momento un pensamiento surgió en su mente ¿Escaparía de esta horrible pesadilla? ¿El escape más seguro sería su propia muerte? ¿O ayudar en su rebelión a un hombre fanático del metal sería la solución?

    No lo sabría hasta ahora.

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    You had a simple approach in life working at a lowlife bar in one of the busiest cities of Romania:

    1) Get the work done
    2) Get your bills paid
    3) Mind your own damn business.

    It seemed like an easy enough plan at the beginning, but when a certain man with an uncanny knack for metal makes it clear that he's planning to stick around for a while, you come to the realization that your approach in life might not get you through as you hoped.

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    Based on Karl Heisenberg’s little shit move of painting those signs

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    After Miranda is defeated, those who were affected by the Cadou and her cruelty find themselves waking up to a very different reality. Is this heaven? Does it matter?

    The citizens of the Village, including the Lords, are given a second chance. What will they do with it?

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    Three years ago, your sister and her husband moved to Romania after... the Incident in Louisiana. The Winters have been living peaceful lives under the constant surveillance of the New Umbrella. Ethan started military training while he and Mia found stable jobs and you found yourself doing what you loved most, fighting.

    Being an international MMA fighter took you all around the world and you loved it. The community was incredible and you found a way to let out your frustrations, life was great.

    One day, Ethan called you in a panic, telling you that Mia was pregnant and going through things that she needed her sister for. Once you finished your season, you announced your break for family reasons. You stayed with Ethan, Mia, and, eventually, Rose to help with Mia's recovery and Rose's first year alive.

    But what happens when you, Ethan, and Rose are taken to a strange village?

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    Im just gonna post drawings and ideas for one-shots of RE8(mostly Karl and Ethan, sorry). Hope you like my shit

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    It's the first Christmas since the birth of their kids, Hedwig wants to do something special for the one year old twins, and for Karl, whose never had a real holiday.
    Karl? Well, he's just along for the ride.

    *Please read the notes carefully*

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    Or: Patience Works Miracles, Death is Optional, and Karl Has Regrets (The Shitshow)

    Wherein talking for two minutes instead of being hotheaded idiots leads to more than just an alliance. Follow Karl and Ethan as they discover that humanity is contagious, the dead aren't quite so gone, and maybe spending half a century isolating yourself and eating trash isn't the best idea.

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    After spending your whole life locked up in the Beneviento mannor with only Mother Miranda, Angie, and your sister Donna as company how will you fare when your suddenly thrown into the world of the Lords.

    (Not completed or edited)

    Not good at summaries sorry.

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    Heisenberg has been working tirelessly to prepare his army for his confrontation with Mother Miranda. However, a nurturing hand reaches out to help ease his anxieties.

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    Heisenberg has a mommy kink with some angst and fluff mixed in

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