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    Karkat left behind everything he knew when he was forced to flee Alternia. Settling into life on Earth as a human had been surprisingly easy. That is, until Dave fucking Strider started working with Karkat and fucking ruined everything!

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    I'm in an angsty mood, so I've drabbled up something despite the fact I barley know shit about Homestuck and I'm probably writing everything wrong anyways. Will I ever finish this story? Probably not. Is this an author insert? Yes, probably. I have steam to blow off. Is there a plot? Nope, I'm pulling this out of my ass. However I do have a couple plans, main character has a lot of unresolved angst/guilt that they carry with them at all times, and from personal Pesterchum experiences, none of the trolls other than Gamzee and maybe Tav actually fuckin like you. I want to induce hurt, but I'm shit at writing so you probably won't feel a thing. Just take this rant for what it's worth. Any and all comments, *helpful* criticisms, suggestions, questions, whatever the fuck are deeply appreciated. Let's try to summarize something digestible:

    When life gets tough, you turn to escapism. And when you know next to everything about your little world you've built, you get bored, and here you are, attempting to thrive in another one. It's not doing too hot, if you couldn't tell from literally everything else about this fanfic, and your trying your best to cope with it all but really, how much can a kid take?

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    What would you get if you threw a crabby shout ass, a clown with a few loose screws, some seemingly laid-back cool kid and a wannabe legislacerator onto the same flying rock?

    That's right!

    Just another day...

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    Vriska Serket and Jade Harley are two recent escapees from the grasp of the Alternian Empire, swept up into playing major roles in a scheme hatched by their rescuers, The Second Sufferer’s Revolution. They’re joined by recent acquaintances and veteran members of the SSR, Karkat and Sollux, to infiltrate and destroy an empire plot. Using a matriorb, the Condesce is covertly hatching a second homeworld on the surface of a now-deserted Earth.
    Their goal is now to stop it from happening.

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    He's got to be the most romantic dork you know.

    (Day 14 of a 30 Day OTP Challenge feat. Karkat x Reader. Theme: "Telling a secret.")

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    As Karkat tries to figure out his powers as a god, the "human" he attempted to bring his wrath down on seems to be running circles around him.

    Or: how to conduct a relationship when the fourth time you meet him is the eighteenth time he meets you and the sixth time you meet him is the third time he meets you and god DAMN, Dave, could you stop time travelling for two fucking seconds?

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    This time on "I'm really bad at summaries but I will do my best."

    I present a story in which Karkat works at a restaurant where you're supposed to be rude to the customers. It's sort of the gimmick there. Normally he can handle what he's given at work and give it right back, but this just might be the straw that breaks the load. Little does our kitkat know that Dave can dish the shit better than anyone out there. Sarcastic adult boys will be sarcastic. I hope this will be as slow burning as I want it to be, but then again it probably won't.
    Basically it's a rambling, never ending DaveKat roller coaster in which I pretend there's some real plot behind it all. It's a story where two boys fall in love and they just keep on living and loving together. That's it. That's the whole fic.

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    26/?
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    "Why is this shitfuck pan-rotting pile of artifact-ridden, glitchy, nonsensical sewage that can barely pass itself off as a movie somehow a thoughtful criticism on the global rise of authoritarianism and well-put commentary on how young working class males are forced into the military industrial complex or the prison industrial complex? What the actual fuck? Why do none of the other reviews mention this?"

    --

    Aka famous movie director "D Strider" pays Karkat to review his shitty movies, and Karkat grows increasingly alarmed that they actually mean something under all of the mind-numbing bullshit. Meeting Strider, the biggest douchebag in the world, does not help. Also he keeps meeting this annoyingly smart human kid and his awkward/obnoxious but very hot guardian. These two things are entirely unrelated.

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    Your name is Dave Strider, and this is not your first apocalypse, but you can't say that you are pleased to see Earth C fall apart. You are even less pleased to find that you are, somehow, now on Alternia.

    Your world is gone. Your friends are gone. Your husband is gone.

    But you have your sister, and a bunch of cool swords. You are going to fix this.

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    The new session is hard and John has trouble adjusting to sudden changes.

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    Six months after the events that nearly led to the destruction of life on Earth as we know it, the trial of the notorious criminal responsible is well underway. At the same time, the members of the Quiet Revolution work behind the scenes, trying to raise public sentiment and convince the Benevolent Empress to cede power back to the people.

    Drawn in by a desire for closure, Karkat Entykk-Sezyat decides to seek his own answers - and becomes embroiled in the political landscape of the United Earth Empire in ways he never imagined possible.

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    A short introduction to the twelve gods of the Zodiac.

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    One night, Dirk Strider finds his bath full of water, with a strange kid floating in it. When he pulls the kid out, he finds that he can’t talk, but sings in a way that gives everyone the creeps. But you can’t call the cops and say that a stranger appeared in your bathtub. That’s crazy, right?

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    After the capture of the Imperial Condescension, trolls are killed by the awful race known as humans. Karkat is separated from his friends and left to suffer until he is found by a mutant human while hiding behind a dumpster

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    Five gods rent a flat in Manhattan. That sounded like the start of a bad joke.

    In which Loki Silvertongue is not the only lost god who falls to a world that isn’t his own.

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    You do not ignore a seer. This is something Dirk knows well. You follow the seer's directions if you wanted to live.

    There were plenty of other things he needed to make sure he wasn't ignoring including plenty of other things he didn't want to come true.

    But most importantly.

    You do not ignore the monsters of your past.

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    Karkat goes into heat and lays eggs in Eridan

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    When Sollux messages Eridan in the middle of the night, he isn't expecting much. Eridan hasn't been around for a sweep, and nobody quite knows what happened to him after Feferi challenged the Empress and escaped.

    But Eridan has been shipped off to the military, and something is not quite right. Little clues escape between his words, and the clock keeps turning out of sync with every passing second.

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    34/?
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    Vampires and Werewolves have always been on… rough terms, especially in a world where both try to stay hidden from humans. One day a vampire stumbles across a werewolf and friendship happens?

    (Working summary.)

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    You are beginning to suspect your closest online friend might be that little shithead that hates your guts, Karkat Vantas. And you have no fucking idea how to even begin to process that.

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