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    Karkat left behind everything he knew when he was forced to flee Alternia. Settling into life on Earth as a human had been surprisingly easy. That is, until Dave fucking Strider started working with Karkat and fucking ruined everything!

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    121
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    9
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    "Why is this shitfuck pan-rotting pile of artifact-ridden, glitchy, nonsensical sewage that can barely pass itself off as a movie somehow a thoughtful criticism on the global rise of authoritarianism and well-put commentary on how young working class males are forced into the military industrial complex or the prison industrial complex? What the actual fuck? Why do none of the other reviews mention this?"

    --

    Aka famous movie director "D Strider" pays Karkat to review his shitty movies, and Karkat grows increasingly alarmed that they actually mean something under all of the mind-numbing bullshit. Meeting Strider, the biggest douchebag in the world, does not help. Also he keeps meeting this annoyingly smart human kid and his awkward/obnoxious but very hot guardian. These two things are entirely unrelated.

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    10,431
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    223
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    A short introduction to the twelve gods of the Zodiac.

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    9/12
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    265
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
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    One night, Dirk Strider finds his bath full of water, with a strange kid floating in it. When he pulls the kid out, he finds that he can’t talk, but sings in a way that gives everyone the creeps. But you can’t call the cops and say that a stranger appeared in your bathtub. That’s crazy, right?

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    50,794
    Chapters:
    30/?
    Comments:
    217
    Kudos:
    227
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    3619
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    Five gods rent a flat in Manhattan. That sounded like the start of a bad joke.

    In which Loki Silvertongue is not the only lost god who falls to a world that isn’t his own.

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    Chapters:
    98/?
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    2801
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    2893
    Bookmarks:
    507
    Hits:
    83034
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    Recently resurrected Kankri Vantas is doing fine. Sure, being alive is different, but he's doing fine. Cronus Ampora, on the other hand, seems to be struggling. He's been moodier, and particularly aggressive. Kankri ties it up to just being Highblood Rage until he becomes a little more educated on troll biology.

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    2
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    50
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    Little did they know their fates would soon be entangled with each other's.

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    Chapters:
    7/10
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    631
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    In which Kanaya finally musters the courage to talk to someone new, and Rose is completely miffed (and then enthralled).

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    41
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    Following her mother’s death, Rose returns to her childhood home. She is alone on her roof one evening watching a meteor shower, when something made of metal crashes in to the forest behind her house.

    Language:
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    13,437
    Chapters:
    5/7
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    538
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    To get off the ground, they've gotta look to the stars

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    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    40
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    John doesn't realize how dysphoric he is, until all of his trans friends bring him(?) into their queer lives.

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    Chapters:
    8/10
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1416
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    The gang deal with the trials and tribulations, the epic highs and lows, of college aged dating and relationship issues.
    Dave works at the cafe at their university, and is dragged into the fucked up relationships between his friends.
    Karkat tries to fix the aftermath of his relationship with Terezi while deftly avoiding any new feelings he may have for one of her best friends.

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    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    56
    Kudos:
    105
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1674
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    There are think pans in jars all over the inner world. Karkat and his system mates discuss why, with little success.

    Series
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    English
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    390
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    28
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    Jacob's special mission, to become a hustler, with the assist of John Egbert, and eventually Karkat Vantas. Eventually, Karkat gets held captive by Crockercorp. So Jacob and John have to save him.

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    English
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    31,740
    Chapters:
    31/31
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    406
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    The meteor obviously has it out for Dave, it watches him from dark corners and insures that he’s as uncomfortable as possible. It’ll do whatever it takes to drive the albino absolutely insane, he’s sure.

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    Chapters:
    1/2
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    9
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    57
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    Or, alternatively: "The Gang Saves Paradox Space"

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    12
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    June always thought her long-distance friends were joking when they talked about magic powers and crystalline horns, or about receiving visions of the future or being able to turn into a giant wolf. That their hesitance to share their addresses was regular human caution or some strange embarrassment. That the fact that she could only communicate with them through an app nobody else could ever seem to find was just some weird quirk of her grandpa's technology. But maybe, it turns out, there's a lot more to the universe than meets the eye.
    A peculiar set of circumstances, a long-whispered prophecy, a house of divine beings. A chance encounter with a rip between worlds sends everything into motion.
    You have a feeling it's going to be a long day.

    (updates every other saturday)

    Language:
    English
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    77,644
    Chapters:
    28/?
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    93
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    2893
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    Dave raises his hands in a gesture of mock-surrender, and in that moment Karkat truly hates him, hates the way he can feel that awful blend of mockery and pity emanating from his lab-mate, his once-friend. He hates the swirl of tattoos up Dave’s arms, how they represent a grim fixation he knows too well, how he knows the story of almost every single one. He hates how much he knows about Dave.

    [karkat is a jaeger pilot turned computer scientist. dave is an esteemed kaiju biologist. pacific rim au]

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    English
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    16,762
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    322
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    DAVE: im horrifically lacking in the smooch department

    DAVE: not even gonna have a hot date for the rosemary wedding

    DAVE: just show up with no plus one cause whod that even be theyre already inviting all ten of our collective god friends

    DAVE: ill be standing all lonely in some fashion tier suit so goddamn smoochable but no one—

    KARKAT: OH MY GOD
     

    From where you’re cleaning off the table, you lean over, grab his face in your hand, and press a quick, firm kiss to his mouth. If nothing else, it’s still a solid tactic to shut him up.



    Dave and Karkat kiss sometimes. It's fine. They aren't dating, is the thing, and that is, genuinely, perfectly fine! It's great! They are good friends and they kiss sometimes and they are, for sure, not in a relationship, and Karkat, personally, is fine with this.

    It is fine.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,433
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    168
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    1431
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    Dick and jason have been called back to the manor to aid Bruce, damian and tim with their new case: a large spike of energy on the outskirts of Gotham city. As they go to investigate, the last thing they were expecting to find was two children in pajamas, knocked out cold. They were brought back to the manor and are currently placed in the med bay under alfred’s care. But one question remians. Where did they come from?

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    24

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