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    Karkat shuffles to the door. Normally, he’d be suspicious of any visitors, but since he moved after Crabdad died, the only one who knows where he lives is his moirail, Kanaya, so he isn’t particularly suspicious.
    Except he should have been, as Karkat Vantas opens the door to greet her Imperial Condescension.
    Karkat really sometimes regrets being a leader, but someone has to do it.

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    Karkat is a humble rancher who lives on the edge of a kingdom town. One day, during his daily routine, he meets a Knight.

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    Rose Lalonde was perfectly fine and happy being married to the woman of her dreams. Just them. A peaceful, calm, quiet life.

    So why was the house so lonely?
    Why did Kanaya's motherly charm suddenly squeeze at her heart?

    Alternatively: In which Flighty Broad A, who's flushed for Flighty Broad B, learns that despite being married to her matesprit and living in a beautiful and peaceful house that counteracts the chaotic adventure they have long since finished, she feels herself yearning for something indescribable and incomprehensible only to eventually discover its the human instinct to want children with their matesprits when the condition is favorable but she has heavy baggage concerning motherhood and has a crisis, but with the help of Flighty Broad B and her other family members, she learns to overcome them and grow as they dive into a weird alien mix of raising a child.

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    in this world, it’s eat or be eaten. and, well, karkat would rather be eaten.

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    Karkat joins the crew of the Federation vessel Curiosity, ostensibly as a junior medical officer. But as one of two Alternians in the Federation and the only one who chose to join Starfleet, nothing is ever that simple.

    “The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few” -Troll Ray Bradbury, probably.

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    Shady Times for Rose Lalonde the most powerful mage on Earth C. She has to deal with the sudden crazy ideas for fetishes by her wife Kanaya who got those from bad human literature and deviantArt. Now Lalonde must deal with an adventurous troll and many binding positions and situations.

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    Dave was growing on him like some kind of unfortunate rash. He was legitimately funny, he was actually pretty damn smart under his weak cool guy facade, and he was genuinely nice, albeit extremely annoying. Karkat was beginning to realize he might actually really like this guy.

    But of course he had a boyfriend. Of course. The universe couldn't be good to him just this once?

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    Gamzee is starting his Junior year in high school when he meets a new kid named Tavros. They become close but Gamzee feels like Tavros is keeping something from him, and he soon finds out.

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    “Everyone, I have some wonderful news today.” Kanaya raises one of her brows and hm’s. You smile. “My brother, Dave, is going to be moving to Skaia and staying with my family. He’s going to be attending SBURB high school, and I’m hoping that he will receive a warm welcome from all of you.” You pause. You can see a huge smile form on John’s face. “Questions?”
    Karkat shouts, “Since when do you have a fucking brother?” at the same time that John yells, “Dave’s really moving here?!?!”
    You laugh. “Since twelve minutes after I was born. And yes.”

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    When Karkat’s moirail dies, he decides to go to the mountain the gods live on and ask them to bring her back.

    Karkat sees the gods and gets a flash of memory from his previous life. The gods had no idea that reincarnation was a thing. The gods are old and very codependent and the one with the power to bring Karkat's moirail back isn't convinced that it's really him and worries that reviving a mortal will bring trouble to her family.

    And Karkat wants to access more of these memories, to find out who he is to these gods who seem to love him unconditionally. But why does the god of time avoid him?

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    Sollux Captor has the worst luck possible. Not only is his girlfriend dead, but now, he's the latest victim in the string of attacks that have littered Alternia.

    Eridan Ampora is still learning the ways of being a vampire, and what rules must never be broken. With the police still baffled, he decides to test his limits, but only time will tell if he is caught or not.

    Xefros Tritoh has no clue what is going on. He's torn between his semi-abusive best friend who is leading a rebellion and the destruction of all vampires, and the only vampire that treats him like, well, a human.

    What will happen when plans change unexpectedly? Will the rebellion be the downfall of every undead vampire?

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    “Dave, I’m an ectobiologically conceived clone made for a highly specific purpose that my creators refuse to disclose to me, and tonight I’m going to associate with people outside of the only three people in the world who seem to understand the reality of that situation,” You say. “And worse, I’m a lesbian about to play dungeons and dragons with a pretty girl. Of course I’m nervous.”

    “Yeah, that sounds about right.” Dave says. “You wouldn’t be Rose Lalonde if you weren’t a fucking mess.”

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    This is a songfic Davekat thingy. The song is Sober by FIDLAR.

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    (I believe) I wrote this... mASTERPIECE... in 2017 as well. ;-;

    Before you read this, keep in mind I was incredibly depressed and I was self-harming when I wrote this.. This was probably written as a way of venting. :/

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    One second on the roof of a high rise. The next in a pitch black basement in the middle of a summoning circle.

    Yeah, John's day wasn't going so well.

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    Karkat Vantas is known for keeping all the bits his friends give him safe, no matter their perceived importance. Dave Strider loved collecting all the little things he finds. But more importantly, Karkat Vantas does not like dave strider (and the universe notes the irony in this)

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    Your name is Rose Lalonde and the world you stand on should not exist.
    Your name is Rose Lalonde and you wish this world had remained destroyed.
    Your name is Rose Lalonde and you just want to see your fucking wife again.

     

    (In which Rose Lalonde wakes up in her childhood bedroom on the 13th of April 2008, centuries after beating the Game, and is left to deal with the consequences.)

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    Kanaya realises that she may have taken being the 'mom friend' a bit too far, but she can't complain about the results.

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    "You should really go visit him today, you've just been so busy this week"

    Basically a very gritty game over meteor fic that doesn't sugar coat gamkar or gamrezi. It shall have a pinch of davekat too but probably not actual romance so much as two dorky best bros in denial. I'm taking this as a sorta play by play about things getting from bad to worse with gamkar.

    Enjoy the suffering and thank you for reading my swill.

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