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    Karkat Vantas' firm rule of forbidding trolls and humans from getting rather too comfortable with each other stays unswerved on the meteor, and Rose and Kanaya never realized just how bothering it was to them.

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    Dream-sharing: a highly illegal little industry in which agents delve into people's dreams, and unearth their deepest secrets and memories.

    Within this business, the Strider-Lalondes are known as the best there is — until Dirk Strider gets his fool-ass trapped within the confines of his own subconscious, with his Auto-Responder playing malicious prison warden.

    To save him, the best and brightest dreamers in the world will have to form a team. Backed by the token rich friend, lead by the surliest extractor ever bribed out of retirement, haunted by the shade of the latest, greatest agent in the biz, and on the run through a dangerous tiered dream in a hostile mind... It's going to take a miracle to pull this one off.

    11/11/21: FULLY REVISED WITH A "FIVE YEARS LATER" EPILOGUE

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you're watching history unfold as the Alternian Empire makes its first ever peace treaty with another species. Being that you're just some mutant loser, though, you care less about the sociopolitical ramifications and more about your budding xenophilia.

    NaNoWriMo 2021 entry.

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    12/?
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    57
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    “H-hi.” Dave blinks trying and failing to see anything different about Rose. A glimmer of something that indicated that she too did not belong.

    “There is something wrong with you.” She says bluntly.

    --A crack in the timeline breaks the game.

    Dave wakes up the same, but still has to deal with other people's crimes and the injustice of Time.

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    18/?
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    77
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    This is a series of pairings my sister and I are writing together. We’ll alternate chapters and between authors.

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    11/11
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    Karkat Vantas is a normal kid. He's got a dad who loves him, a shitty old house in a small, rural Texan town, friends, dreams, chronic insomnia, and the worst set of classmates that he could ever have not wanted.

    He goes to school, spends time with friends, does his homework. He gets hurt. He has fun. He grows up. He has a life, just like anybody. And life is boring, isn't it?

    Well, that's the thing.

    It never is.

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    18/?
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    39
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    Nights in Prospit are humid and strange, and even the skies are unfamiliar. The Dersite royal family has been taken to the Prospitian capital as slaves and given new names, their people either displaced as refugees or bowing to the Emperor and the rule of Skaia. Still, as the crusade and subsequent occupation have disrupted the political and cultural spheres of Derse, Prospit isn't so invulnerable.

    The fall of an empire has to start somewhere, and the former royals of Derse only need to find their way.

    (Camp NaNoWriMo April 2021 entry)

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    6/?
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    Pesterlogs from a groupchat between Latula, Equius, Kanaya, and Karkat (+some related pesterlogs outside the groupchat)

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    1
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    The movies did nothing to prepare Karkat for possibly the best, worst and goriest experience of his social life.

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    3/?
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    28
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    55
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    9
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    Your name is Kanaya Maryam, and being a rainbow drinker is a blessing and a curse. You just didn't realize how beneficial a portion of it could be for your relationships.

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    1/1
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    4
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    11
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    “Listen, I just think--”

    And you realize you don’t want to hear what he thinks, actually, because all of his thoughts right now are totally fucking stupid. You say, “Has your brain grown legs and cliff-jumped out of your fucking skull-” and things spiral from there.

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    Rose and Kanaya attempt different approaches at trying to wrangle their children to bed.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    2
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    16
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    1
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    222
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    Strategic crush (phrase): 1) Chess term for a win characterised by gradual accumulation of advantages and complete prevention of counterplay; 2) accurate description of this fic's basic plotline.

    In this Alternian Empire, rainbow drinkers are powerful beings that live in secret. That doesn't mean it's particularly fun or romantic to be one.

    In this Alternian Empire, things go from bad to worse.

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    Chapters:
    3/4
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    29
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    DAVE: do you just play tongue football with all your friends now
    DAVE: why didnt you tell me i woulda shown up to the party
    KARKAT: WHY IS EVERYTHING SEXUAL WITH YOU FUCKS
    DAVE: it isnt im just saying kissing is usually the opening band for the main event
    DAVE: which in this case is you putting your pool noodle inside her swimsuit
    KARKAT: WHAT THE *ACTUAL* FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

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    1/1
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    Your name is KANAYA MARYAM. You’ve been on this meteor for less than three human weeks, and thus far you’ve been occupying yourself with
    1. Watching Rose trying to alchemise things and then getting superbly frustrated when she fails
    2. Listening to her apologies and explanations over lashing out when frustrated
    3. Watching her try to list the simplest concepts she knows of
    4. Clown hunting
    5. Avoiding Vriska

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    Chapters:
    17/?
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    170
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    120
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    34
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    3008
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    I in no way condone rape, torture or anything of the sort. Real sex needs to be safe, sane and consensual. Anyway enjoy this fic.

    Many years after the loss of Sgrub, the trolls are stuck on a meteor and going a little stir crazy.

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    Chapters:
    4/12
    Comments:
    7
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    34
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    3
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    1828
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    He grips his sickle more tightly so his hand might stop shaking. It mostly works. When he looks up, he sees the glitter of light against Gamzee's eyes.

     

    "What the fuck do you want?" Karkat demands, more comfortable in anger than terror or guilt. "Why don't you just fucking get it over with?"

    There's no response, just Karkat stuck there with Gamzee staring at him in psychopathic amusement. Karkat points his sickle at the vent. "If you're going to kill me, cut my head off, cram your bulge in my dead mouth or whatever, fucking do it," he rants. "I'm tired of your shit."

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    792
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    2
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    12
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    131
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    Dave Strider can't sleep for a multitude of reasons.

    1, his brother slash guardian doesn't do his job in either respect, and he goes to school with bruises and cuts and a general sense of distrust. He can't trust his own apartment, his friends, or his school when it comes to Bro.

    2, some weird kid named Karkat seems to be following his every move. He's quiet and angry all the time. Not exactly angry at Dave. But he talks about things Dave doesn't understand, and he can't help but hopelessly crush on Karkat without saying a word. Being gay at school is bad enough already. He doesn't want to scare off the best friend he's ever had.

    And 3, there's something dark under his bed that is either trying to kill him, or doing its damn best to protect him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    35,657
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    130
    Kudos:
    457
    Bookmarks:
    47
    Hits:
    5196
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas. You’ve dreamt of love your entire life, and the second it happens to everybody else is the second you realize that you are cursed to be alone.

    Your name is Kanaya Maryam. Your permanent residence is within the lonely hearts club.

    Your name is Dave Strider. You are way too fucking busy taking care of your two little siblings and working your ass off to even consider the prospect of love, much less soulmates.

    Your name is Rose Lalonde. You aren’t going to let fate dictate shit.
    -
    The second a person turns 18, they get the words of their soulmate’s love confession etched into a part of their body.
    But what if soulmates didn’t always exist?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38,672
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    371
    Kudos:
    478
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    85
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    7960
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    After she defeats the Condesce, Feferi watches them all die.

    Knowing it would happen doesn't make it any easier.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,517
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    232

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