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    You are sixteen years old when, despite your best efforts, the world ends.

    It is a cold, rainy October, characterised by bitter winds and frequent storms. You have spent your days alternating between studying and sleeping, with the occasional venture out of the house to visit your sole friend on the other side of town. Those are the best days, where you can forget your responsibilities and simply relax.

    It is poetic then, in some cruel way, that it is on one of those days that you kill Rose Lalonde for the first time.

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    OR: Five Times Kanaya Kills The Apocalypse And One Time The Apocalypse Kills Her Back

    Written for Rosemary Month Day 21: Grimdark/Rainbow Drinker

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    You call Kanaya's name, only a little nervous, and of course there’s no tremble in your voice, that’s just preposterous.  You hear a sound and catch a glimpse of a light shining, but before you can see what it is, there’s a sharp pain in your neck.  You yelp in surprise as you trip backwards, a heavy form landing on top of you, and then it all goes black, and the only thing you can conclude is that something is killing you, and it probably killed Kanaya, too, and that… really sucks.

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    It already sucks being a teenager, but it sucks so much harder being a teenager growing up with a bunch of other teenagers on a giant space rock hurtling towards ultimate doom.

    So they play party games.

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    Dave Strider moves to New York with his family cause Bro is on the run. Because of his move he now has to get used to this new highschool, which should hopefully, not cause any problems.

    Karkat Vantas despises highschool and would rather be anywhere else. When he heard there was seven (7) new kids at his school he managed to hate it more. Why does one of them have to be in all of his classes anyways?

    TL;DR: Bro is on the run and Dave moves to the highschool his online friend goes to without noticing.

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    A sigh escapes your lips. "Do You... Do You Think Im Deceitful And Disingenuous?"

    He nearly chokes.

    "I Take It You Dont Then"
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    Kanaya and Karkat are up late. They get to talking and soon realize that they have more in common than they thought.

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    When you wake up in an unfamiliar location with 15 strangers, it's pretty obvious that something has gone seriously wrong in your life. When you're told to kill those strangers if you ever want to leave, you decide whatever god may exist must really fucking hate you. Will the goodness of humanity surprise you and lead you all to a peaceful victory, or will people start to crack?
    Warnings for each chapter in the chapter summary. Currently on haitus, will return soon.

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    Meat!Karkat meets Candy!Dave... he’s not impressed.

    Update: Candy!Dave starts a journey to seek out his old friends... it doesn't go quite as he expects. Turns out no one's having a good time.

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    Snippets of Dave and Karkat's developing relationship during post-retcon Meteorstuck, each based off of a piece of canon dialogue. Illustrated and formatted similar to the comic for The Full Experience™.

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    In which Karkat is forced to perform a ritual to attract a sex deity to save troll and humankind from the end of the universe.

    Story now complete.

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    CG: I'M PREGNANT.
    TG:
    TG: you are fuckin *what* now
    CG: OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR JACKASS.

    In which an alien refugee and a human abuse survivor, after a fateful night of passion, must travel across state lines to rekindle lost friendships and get rid of their bizarre freakish hybrid fetus, be gay by the standards of both their species, and do several crimes. Includes controversial politics, quadrant confusion, several instances of quirky background characters, and a shitty old prius.

    CW: An author who has no idea what the fuck he's doing. (I'll put warnings on individual chapters if something comes up. Also content warning for unplanned Mpregnancy, as well as planned Mbortion. It is unclear to me how much of this concept is a joke and how much I am taking it seriously.)

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    “That’s categorically untrue,” you say.

    “You’re categorically untrue,” Karkat grumbles. The squirrel sort of… chitters? You take it upon yourself to translate. It seems to have called you both a series of words best omitted to maintain our family-friendly rating.

    “That’s not very nice,” you scold it.

    “Kanaya are you talking to the fucking squirrel,” Karkat says flatly. “Do not talk to the fucking squirrel. Put the squirrel down. People are looking at us.”

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    Junerezi pitch flirting gone wrong (and by wrong, I mean that it quickly devolves into a weird tangent where half of their friends are all being really bad at arguing about mathematics)

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    It's hard to remember it all. It's hard and as far as you know literally nobody else understands. There's a few people not yet accounted for, but why would they be any different?

    (THERE ARE SO MANY PROBLEMS ALL OF THE TIME. IF I FINISH THIS FIC THEY WILL BE BETTER. I WILL ADD TAGS AS THE PLOT PROGRESSES. THE M/M SHOULD COME INTO PLAY LATER. TITLE IS A REFERENCE TO A SONG. THIS STORY IS BASED ON A TIRED MISREADING OF CHAPTER NOTES ON A DIFFERENT FIC.)

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    Alone, watching the sea of stars, Kanaya thinks about her wife.

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    Your name is Rose Lalonde, and you are the youngest raindancer in your area.

    Most raindancers are found and put into work around the time they turn nineteen, as that's when their powers truly start manifesting in useful ways. You are a special case.

     

    An AU about Rose Lalonde and her friends battle against the Grimdark creatures.

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    “H-hi.” Dave blinks trying and failing to see anything different about Rose. A glimmer of something that indicated that she too did not belong.

    “There is something wrong with you.” She says bluntly.

    --A crack in the timeline breaks the game.

    Dave wakes up the same, but still has to deal with other people's crimes and the injustice of Time.

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    “No, you’re not,” Karkat says.

    “No I’m not,” you agree, and then: “Also, there’s a wasp on your backpack.”

    “Oh fuck,” Karkat swears- surprise, that- jumping all the way up before apparently realizing the negative impact that that has on his (nonexistent) image of cool and collected-ness. He sits back down careful, cautious, never once taking his eyes away from the wasp that is indeed making both a house and home of his backpack. Godspeed, you think; Karkat has had that bag of his for years, and you are half-convinced that there’s a new species of bacteria evolving in the depths of its front pocket as you speak. You are hoping that he will let you name it.

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    "You should really go visit him today, you've just been so busy this week"

    Basically a very gritty game over meteor fic that doesn't sugar coat gamkar or gamrezi. It shall have a pinch of davekat too but probably not actual romance so much as two dorky best bros in denial. I'm taking this as a sorta play by play about things getting from bad to worse with gamkar.

    Enjoy the suffering and thank you for reading my swill.

    EDIT: I’ve written this bit by bit over the course of three years, and tbh the beginning is ROUGH. So like. Give it a try I guess, but also skipping to chapter 15 to get context for the events that lead into the more recent chapters isn’t the end of the world. Im happier with the quality of chapters 18 and onwards.

    Some of y’all I recall liking the Karkat and Rose pal time which is earlier though so. Eh. Take it or leave it.

    I don’t really plan on rewriting the beginning, hence the road map I’ve created in the summary as a compromise. If you read all this you’re a trooper.

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    28/?
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    Kanaya hasn’t been around much recently, and Karkat can’t bring himself to just Talk To Her. So he mopes about it until confrontation finds him. Of course.

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    Nights in Prospit are humid and strange, and even the skies are unfamiliar. The Dersite royal family has been taken to the Prospitian capital as slaves and given new names, their people either displaced as refugees or bowing to the Emperor and the rule of Skaia. Still, as the crusade and subsequent occupation have disrupted the political and cultural spheres of Derse, Prospit isn't so invulnerable either.

    The fall of an empire has to start somewhere.

    (Camp NaNoWriMo April 2021 entry)

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    7/?
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