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    Her new room is cold the way that only exists in space. And quiet too. Empty. Ahsoka is afraid to breathe, afraid to move, in the all-consuming quiet of her Commander's quarters. She's never slept alone before.

     

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    Both the Jedi and the Clones are raised in communal living and communal sleeping. None of these idiots can sleep alone.

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    Days after the death of Duchess Satine, Anakin Skywalker leaves the Jedi Order after a long conversation with his master. Months later, Ahsoka Tano returns from her life in the Undercity to find a world where the Clone Wars has ended, Sheev Palpatine is dead, and there is peace again. Even with the war over, the Kaminoans are staking a claim on the clones, Maul is still out there, and the war has not left its participants unscarred. Cross Posted on FF.net

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    Jango Vhett was Mand’alor only briefly to the Mandalorian Empire before he was captured by the Jetii and Republic forces on Galidraan.

    Now an unwilling guest on Kamino, he is buir to Boba and he fears his protection can only stretch so far for the rest of the children made in his image. Jango doesn’t know if he can save all of the clones from the Kaminoans or the Republic, but he does know this: Verde sa akaan nau tracyn kad. Warriors are forged in the fires of war.

    These children are made for war, and they have been fighting to stay alive since their creation.

    Ba’jur bal Beskar’gam, Ara’nov, Aliit, Mando’a bal Ba’juir. An vencuyan val.
    Education and Armour, Self-defence, Clan, Mando’a and Mentor. All will help them survive.

    Jango will teach them everything he knows. Until such a time he can bring them all home.

    He will do what he must to save them.

    Ade cuyir vencuyot. Ibic haar Manda.
    Children are the future. This is the Way.

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    As relations between the Bothan Clans become more tenuous, Clan Askar and the Spynet make separate plans for revenge against the Tarkins. Meanwhile, with potential breakthroughs for Stardust on the horizon, Supreme Chancellor's Strategic Advisory Cell initiates a frantic search for MGX-93776. As conditions on the planet deteriorate, Republic forces struggle to survive.

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    He’d known how some of the men are with younglings—known from Waxer and Boil how sharply those attachments can form with little ones. Hell, the men were raised to be protective, so much so that Obi-Wan has often wondered if their protective drive was not written into their very atoms, some intrinsic part of their DNA.

    It wasn’t something Obi-Wan had ever questioned. He’d thought he had understood the scope of it. In reality, he hadn’t understood a thing.

    Not until Kamino.

    Or: Not all that dive from cliffs make a running head start. Sometimes, the Fall is only a natural progression.

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    When High General Yoda asked Nehutyc if he would allow himself to be assigned to his grandpadawan, Nehutyc thought it would be an honour.
    He was half right.

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    Plo Koon was breathing, which would be the opposite of a problem if he had not been dead just a few minutes ago.
    He had been told all his life that "When it comes to the Force, all things are possible," but time travel is pushing it a bit even for the Jedi. Still, he was more than ready to take advantage of the unique situation--starting, of course, by saving his sons.

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    In the days immediately following the destruction of Kamino, the members of the Bad Batch have much to process. Also, Tech and Echo discover that the AZI unit stored a whole collection of data files that provide insights into their past and future.

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    He remembered the first time they handed his class blasters. Nobody had expected them to be loaded. He had been spared from catching a stray bolt, but not all of them were as lucky. They all had a much larger respect for their weapons now that they understood why the floors in this room were stained and equipped with drains. Trial by fire, the weapons instructor had called it. He often wishes they had taken that more literally.

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    Fox needs to get beaten, he just doesn't know how to express it.
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    Whumptober 2021
    Day 14
    Beaten

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    CT-9044 is in over her head. As a member of Clone Force 99, otherwise known as the “Bad Batch”, Forty has proven herself as a skilled sniper time and time again. But when she is placed into a political role at the command of the Jedi Obi-Wan Kenobi, she finds herself lost in the glamorous world of Republic politics, and the intrigue that comes along with such a station. She hates it. But still, there’s something desireable about attracting the attention of a Jedi, isn’t there?

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    Stuck on Kamino as the leading clone keeper, you have been leading a very repetitive life. At least, that was the case until you were given permission to raise the experimental clone batch 99 from infancy. Suddenly thrust into your new life as a clone parent, hopefully you can make it through the next four years unscathed and unattached to your babies. (Spoiler alert, you don't)

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    It’s part of the reason why he doesn’t blame Omega for aiding in the original operation.
    Because it’s almost nothing in comparison to that second one, the one that even Hunter couldn’t protect him from.
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    The Kaminoans performed more than one operation on Tech’s eyes, but only they, himself, and Hunter know. And none of them ever talk about it.

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    Cosy accuses Fox of cheating. There are unimagined consequences.
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    Whumptober 2021
    Day 7
    Helplessness

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    Der offizielle Klappentext:
    Jojo und Nici hatten ja viel geplant, aber sicher nicht, dass sie irgendeiner der doofen Valar wieder in eine andere Welt schickt und sie auf einem Jedikreuzer aufwachen. Was anfänglich als Spaß beginnt, wird bald bitterer Ernst - immerhin sind die Klonkriege in vollem Gange und auch Palpatine hat gehörig etwas gegen unbewusst Rebellionen anstiftende Teens. Schnell müssen die zwei lernen, dass der Schatten des künftigen Imperators weiterreicht, als sie mit Taschenlampen namens blöde Ideen diese Dunkelheit ausmerzen könnten – und Palpatine wird um das Verrecken verhindern, als das sie sein sorgfältig gesponnenes Netz einreißen.

    Der inoffizielle Klappentext, geschrieben von Jojo:
    Formulieren wir es anders: Das Chaos ist zu Besuch im Star Wars-Universum.
    So ein Scheiß. Na denn wollen wir mal, eine Klonrevolte anzetteln, Krell umbringen, den Jedi-Orden bloßstellen und das alles möglichst ohne, dass uns dabei wer absticht.
    Lasset die Spiele beginnen!

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    “He’s got heart, I’ll give him that.” Hunter murmurs, smiling wistfully. “What do you think his mutations are?”
    “His aging is clearly much quicker than even ours.”
    “What about his back?”
    Tech shrugs. “He likely grew too quickly in his pod, and the Kaminoans did not catch it until it was too late.”
    “So, his back is their fault as much as your eyes are.”
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    While gearing up for their first duo training session, Tech and Hunter meet a rather helpful maintenance clone.

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    Roughly translated, the title of this fic equates to “the ill-mannered people of Coruscant”

    It wasn’t common for clones – even for Marshal Commander Cody of the 7th Sky Corps – to attend the state banquets hosted by the Galactic Senators. However, this time, General Kenobi had – somewhat regretfully – informed him that the Senators hosting said state banquet had specifically requested the presence of several high-ranking Jedi Generals and their Clone Commanders. A request which had led Cody to this moment – standing a stride behind Generals Kenobi, Skywalker, and Windu, along with two of his closest vod’e by his side – as they waited to enter a ridiculously lavish apartment of some undoubtedly corrupt Senator.

    Cody didn’t like it.

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    Reaper had always been suspicious of the Kaminoans, really who wasn't? A trip back to Kamino for testing just proves her point. What are their actual intentions? She intends to find out.

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    Jango Fett and his boys track down a mark with a crucial and mysterious link to his past.
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    “Udesir, ad’ika,” a firm, reassuring voice carried over the radio. It was a voice the boys had come to know and love better than any in the world, the voice of their father.
    Written for Clonetober 2021

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    The year is 21 BBY. The Clone Wars are still going on. The whole Galaxy is bleeding- both with the blood of Republic and the Separatists. Battle of Xulluros is one of many battles lost by The Republic, one which seriously humiliated the Grand Army.

    The battle's only survivor is CT-4441- a clone trooper known as Sparks. Completely lost and defeated, the young soldier decides to go on a lonely exile, taking only the lightsaber of a dead Jedi Master Vorh Haiss.

    Yet, he doesn't realise that his past will haunt him forever - for The Force works in mysterious ways, also known to be unnatural.

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