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    The soldiers had a Kaminoan in the uniform of a cloner on the floor, and the small room seemed to be set up to clone a single being of some kind. There was a toddler on the table, apparently undergoing some tests, and Nari found herself transfixed by the toddler’s wide-eyed gaze. She looked just like the clones, but she was a girl.

    The hairs on the back of Nari’s neck stood on end. Another demagolkyc experiment. And the Kaminoans' only problem with it is that it wasn’t sanctioned.

    There was no mistaking her template though. The big brown eyes, the curly black hair that spilled down to frame her face… She was a female Jango.

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    Kix and Jesse are trying to keep their new relationship secret.
    Their friends are trying to get them to admit they’re together.
    Along the way, they all might just learn a little about themselves and each other.
    And learn, most importantly, who wins the bet.

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    Instead of Obi-Wan Kenobi, a visiting Fay is tasked to track down the source of the dart that killed Senator Amidala’s would-be assassin.

    And Fay goes.

    And finds.

    Well, she finds a lot.

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    this is ct-4181, stitch in secret.

     

    1. Kamino, and Stitch's introduction to the 212th.

    2. A museum trip.

    3. Dinosaurs in space.

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    A mysterious outbreak spreads through the city planet Coruscant. All it takes is one night, and suddenly the fate of the Clone War has become undecided, even to those silently pulling the strings in the shadows.

    ARC troopers Echo and Fives find themselves in yet another wonderful mess. The infected civilians are losing their minds, and it seems only their brothers are safe from the frightening effects. Not even the Jedi are safe. As the Republic slowly turns its back to the clone army, the two find themselves uniting with an unlikely group. Perhaps together they can save their brothers from certain doom...

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    “Do you like your army?” Jango asked and did his best to ignore his heart pounding in his throat. Hopefully Boba would be some distance away by now.
    “I look forward to seeing them in action,” The Jetii returned, provoking a ghost of a smirk from the bounty Hunter.
    'You won't,' he thought, 'not you or anyone else.'
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    When the Jetii arrives to lay claim to his army, Jango and his boys are prepared

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    Podfic Length: 00:14:37
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    "No group is a monolith," he points out. "It seems short-sighted that we assumed you would all use the same pronouns as your… template, I believe you call him?"

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    Days after the death of Duchess Satine, Anakin Skywalker leaves the Jedi Order after a long conversation with his master. Months later, Ahsoka Tano returns from her life in the Undercity to find a world where the Clone Wars has ended, Sheev Palpatine is dead, and there is peace again. Even with the war over, the Kaminoans are staking a claim on the clones, Maul is still out there, and the war has not left its participants unscarred. Cross Posted on FF.net

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    Sterling is a shiny trooper new to the 332nd Division. His first assignment goes terribly wrong.

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    When CT-7567 grows up, he is supposed to be a soldier; to fight for the Republic, and then die for the Republic.

    But it doesn’t seem to matter how perfect his scores are, or how hard he trains, anyone with eyes can see that CT-7567 is a defective clone.

    If he wants to have a chance to make it off Kamino, he’ll have to fight for it.

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    Podfic of Part One: CT-406/1146 by Indira_Korr

    Clone Trooper CT–406/1146 or “Four-Six” gets separated from his squad on a mission and has to find his way out of a Separatist research facility.

    He reflects on his unhappy upbringing on Kamino and how he felt like a social outcast among his brothers.

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    The Coruscant Guard were told, along with most clones, that their day in the sun would never come. That they were destined for cannon fodder alone. However for the Coruscant Guard, it did, when four Jedi and six Senators step in and change everything. Along the way to a better future lives are lost and found, families made, and the balance of the galaxy is still at risk. Thire, Thorn, Stone, and Fox along with their rank and file CGs experience love, loss, joy, happiness that they were always told could never happen for just a simple clone. Life gets dicey when complications lead to a three front war and the lines between Sith and Jedi are crossed in the hope for a victory in The Clone Wars.

    Thank you to my dearest friend @ollovae on Instagram and Twitter for inspiring me to tackle the biggest writing challenge I have ever faced! Her character Avigeya Gora is one of the main characters, and I'm using her version of Commander Thorn as well.

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    Prompt Two: How is it that you are so different, even among the people that are different?

    Tech decides what would be the best thing for the Bad Batch moving forward and tries to accomplish that.

    Or Tech struggles with finding his self worth and what he is worth to others.

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    The 5 times Fives and Rex could do this together, and the one time they couldn't. Or in other words, a look into some events in the clone wars that had a huge impact on Rex and Fives. Each chapter can be read as a standalone if you want, or all together as one story.

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    Shaak Ti is a protective general-buir who views the disastrous Battle of Hypori as her personal failing, and is not coping well with the situation. Fordo is a BAMF who calls things like he sees them, making him exactly the right person to explain to Shaak why that wasn't actually her fault.

    As Shaak's next assignment becomes clear, they each find their places in each other's lives.

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    Story continues three days after the end of Secrets of the Broken. Crosshair is working to secretly undermine the Empire from within. Plenty of action, psychological exploration, bonding, whump, and fluff for all. If you love the Bad Batch, and clones in general, this fic is for you! Hope you enjoy!

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    The Bad Batch have had many firsts - both good and bad - over their relatively short lives, these are some of them.

    Chapter 1 - Crosshair's first dissociative episode
    Chapter 2 - The Batch's first time eating like nat-borns
    Chapter 3 - The Batch's first mission
    Chapter 4 - The Bach's first snowstorm

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    Day 3: alternate prompt: tears

    Fox is a great older brother to Boba Fett, no matter how much trouble it will get both of them in, and Jango Fett grows a conscious when faced with a scared child which just might change the course of the war.

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    “And what is your chosen name, Commander?”

    Is this a trick? Some question he’s supposed to know the innate answer to? Yes, something in him says. You are Fox, swifter than the stars, more cunning than the sun, sharper than the moon. You are Fox. “Fox,” he says, and it sounds right against his tongue, “My name is Fox.”

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    Fox, in the aftermath of Sidious.

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    Omega just wants a haircut. Is that really too much to ask?

    Or: Omega gets more than she bargained for.

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