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    “Actually,” Luca shifted on his side of the bed, “I was kinda hoping there’d be a… mood tonight.”

    “A mood?”

    “Not- not a big mood, I mean, nothing fancy- just… Well, I’ve been kinda stressed out about work and I thought I could use something to, y’know… cool me down. Or… heat me up. Whatever you want, I’m not picky… just horny.”

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    Mostly a excuse for silly genocide jokes, but the story can still get pretty brutal.

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    MACAQUE STILL WANTS CHILD CUSTODY

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    He dies on April Fool's Day, so now he's Obito Uchiha.
    Because apparently that's how the universe works now.

    i.e.
    In which Obito is a reincarnate and does not care for canon in the least.

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    18/?
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    The MCU gets one last assignment that forces Jean and Judit to reckon with the past in unexpected ways. [PART VII: Entroponetic shenanigans scramble the squad into shambles! Boundaries are blurred, shock paddles go unused, and Judit makes a new (?) friend (???)]

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    I want to go back to that golden time, that time when my father, brother and mother were still alive, laughing and we were all happy together, I want to hear again my mother's scoldings for ignoring the traditions, my brother's jokes and my father's kind advice, but... I have lost everything, first it was my father, then my brother and now I lose my mother under the clutches of an enemy equal or more powerful than Wakanda itself, now I am alone, there is no one to save me... I must do it myself.
    He took everything she had left in this world, he tricked her with sweet words and taught her his city, he is her enemy, he killed innocents when he didn't get what he wanted, she wants to hate him, she wants to kill him, but she didn't do it when she had the chance, now she must endure him as an ally and as the eternal shadow in her dreams.
    What will happen when these two broken hearts come together because of a better political interest?
    -You are what I want, princess," he whispers in her ear.
    -I'm not a princess anymore," she spits angrily, "You took care of that.
    -And yet here you are - his deep black eyes penetrate yours - cornered against a wall with your "enemy" about to kiss you...

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    You must've done something truly awful in a past life...

    A collection of one-shots/drabbles about the misadventures in babysitting Earth's Mightiest Heroes

    Swear words, casual violence, and petty backstabbing abound

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    Chapters:
    371/?
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    It is Sanemi’s 21st birthday, and Uzui plays a prank that is the final straw. Just as Sanemi is about to go for blood, Giyuu intervenes with a cool head, and they hatch a plan to beat their flamboyant housemate at his own game. An AU set in a small university town somewhere in the time before smartphones.

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    A series of sick stories and hurt stories involving the F1 drivers.

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    Kris and Dirk friendship vignettes.

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    Olivia Dawson has lived with the Malfoy's almost all her life. They graciously took her in when she became orphaned. During her last year at Hogwarts, the new DADA teacher, Dolores Umbridge, gives her detention with the one person she hates more than anyone else- Fred Weasley. A prank gone wrong against her during their first year sparked an intense rivalry between them and ever since then, they have had it out for each other. Endless prank wars and screaming matches on the quidditch pitch have always been the hallmark of their tumultuous relationship. But what happens when they form a truce and decide to team up to take Umbridge down?

    ----I only own my OC's Olivia Dawson, Tara Cofford, Hugh Fordham, Felix DePaul, Clancy Burns and Shea Burns
    Contains mature sexual themes as well as violence, alcohol and drug use.

    Slight canon deviation to fit the plot

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    There is a abysmal amount of fanfic in the MadaTobi tag with one or the other character's got a massive fucking honker.

    So gift my favorite boy with a truly impressive schlong and get Madara hot and bothered about it.

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    Volition– He is indeed an extremely handsome man– but there is more than that to him. He has been endlessly patient with you. Forgiving. Even if he wasn’t dealing with you as an amnesiac recovering alcoholic, you would still think he was a saint. You’ve only worked with him for four days, and you already feel something for him that you have not felt in a good, long while.

    Electrochemistry– So we’re all in agreement, then. You want to jump his bones.

    ---

    Right what it says on the tin.

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    A collection of various Jori ficlets I’ve written while rewatching Victorious episodes on Netflix. Includes multiple scenarios and situations, all easily accessible through chapter titles. (updated periodically)

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    Chapters:
    60/60
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    After another failed attempt at qualifying for the Grand Prix Final, Yuuri returns to Detroit, where his roommate Phichit cheers him up with a very special birthday surprise because a defeat is no reason to give up on your greatest dream…

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    Chairman Rose’s whereabouts after the Darkest Day are revealed at the conclusion of the World Coronation Series.

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    Red’s brother has a way of always getting what he wants, and what he wants now is Stretch. No doubt Edge is going to make it happen, Red stands back and lets him work. But when it becomes clear that Stretch is replacing Red as the most important thing in Edge’s life, Red can’t help but feel a little put out.

    Sans, on the other hand, is missing his brother badly. Papyrus is away at school, leaving Sans alone and miserable. When he stops showing up to group gatherings despite his promise to Papyrus to always go, Red finds himself surprisingly concerned. Sans won’t respond to any of Red’s attempts at contacting him, so in frustration Red decides to go confront him. When he does, he finds out the dangerous secret Sans has been keeping and realizes it’s up to him to help.

    A story told in 100 words a day.

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    Bill Cipher, the powerful demon feared by so many, decides to fuck around by stealing a nerd’s pens. Because when you’re reborn as a bird, have no powers or any real means of speech beside croaks and mimicry, well things get a bit boring.

    Aka, a stupid lil au about a reincarnated bird Bill being a dumbass and interacting with the Pines and co. in a bunch of one shots.

     

    This… this uhhh… kinda developed a plot? So uhhhhhhhhhhh

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    After Sam leaps out to save Sherri, a terrible discovery is made that puts everyone at risk. Alia finds herself unable to trust anyone except John, but he's got enough on his mind right now.

    Quinn tries to make nice with the jerk in the Waiting Room. Colin doesn't.

    Climaxes are reached, as Sam starts to find himself with a mysterious new awareness of time, and a bartender awaits some new guests.

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    ─── 🎋 ❝𝙄 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙚𝙣. 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙢𝙚.❞

    Being diagnosed with unipolar depression in middle school was not easy for Kudo Kiyara. She decided to follow her parents to the US to get away from the traumatizing events that occurred. Now nearly one year after her departure, the young, socially awkward but musically talented girl is back in Tokyo to continue her path full of challenges containing sudden murder, mysterious riddles, old problems, unhealthy coping mechanisms and of course the life as a normal teenage girl with mental illness and misunderstood jokes.

    ❝𝙄 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪. 𝙈𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙢𝙥𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙡𝙮, 𝙄 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙆𝙞𝙮𝙖𝙧𝙖.❞

    Hattori Heiji x Kudo!Own Character
    (very slow updates, I'm sorry)

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    40
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