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    Bonfires! Breakups! All-ages night at the local club, underage drinking, and reminders of how everything tastes better when you're stoned.

    Welcome to a tale of bros being bros, bros boning bros, and little bros being best. Where high school hockey is more the vehicle than the actual destination, and sometimes we all have to settle for a good face-punch being the most efficient form of communication. Come for the melodrama, stay for the dicktouching.

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    It started at a party at the Sharp's.

    Tyler has worked for Buzzfeed for a while. But how was he supposed to know a single video was going to change his life?

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    tumblr prompt responses to the "things you said" meme

     

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    Tyler de-ages. Jamie takes care of him.

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    "Jamie never let that stop her," Jordie says proudly. "She's always been one of the guys." All her life, Jamie's been pleased whenever Jordie's said that, happy that she's made it work for her. But the way Sharpy's eyebrows go up now makes her wonder if maybe she's missing something.

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    When Jamie had to do his "Dream Job" project in high school, he said he was going to play in the NHL. He never would have pictured being an accountant/ bartender serving drinks at the Dallas Stars Casino Night.

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    This is just a little samba
    Built upon a single note
    Other notes are sure to follow
    But the root is still that note
    (One Note Samba, by Antonio Carlos Jobim and Newton Mendonça)
    *****
    Jamie just had to convince Tyler they could build their future with Tyler’s unborn child upon a single note:
    Love.

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    There’s no use in talking about money to Tyler, Brownie knows. It’s the reason that Brownie was the one to major in business in college, while Tyler majored in drinking with a minor in marketing.

    “If you want to drop a grand on one night at a sports event can’t you at least spend it on a real sport?”

    Several people, Tyler included, gape at him.

    “Like hockey,” Brownie barrels on, “We could totally go to a hockey game. We’re Canadian, Segs! We’re supposed to eat, sleep, and breathe hockey!”

    --

    Alternately : “Dude,” Brownie laughs, “I think Jamie Benn’s agent just asked you to fuck him.”

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    Johnny should say no. He’s exhausted, Nik’s exhausted, they’re all running on fumes. He should send Nik back to his own room, his own bed, tell him to get as much rest as he can.

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    Patrick Sharp is "well-taken care of and happy to be here" in Dallas.

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    “How long?” Sharpy whispers, coming to stand beside Tyler. “How long does it hurt?”
    Tyler just shakes his head. “I’ll tell you when I find out.”

    Series
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    Lately, when it comes to shootouts, the Blackhawks have been struggling on it so much, it's nearly driving Coach Q crazy. With the brilliant idea from Sharpy & Tazer (well, mostly Sharpy), they come up with a way to improve their shootouts in a whole different way.

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    5/?
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    In which Corey Crawford gets in touch with his pretty side, with help from his two Swedish boyfriends.

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    Johnny Oduya gets hit by a Tiresias spell, giving him unexpected new genitalia. The only way to go back to normal is, obviously, to have an orgasm -- but he might need an assist on that one. Enter Corey Crawford and his talented mouth.

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    The fact that there even is country music that’s strictly Canadian confuses and angers Patrick on some kind of fundamentally patriotic level, but that’s a complaint to be lodged another day. When Patrick finally finds the time to sit down and write a short novel.

    Point is - Jonny’s the love of Patrick’s life and all, but his taste in music fucking blows.

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    If you'd asked Patrick a week ago how far he was in his career, he'd have proudly told you that he might just be one of the big shots. Now, though, as he looked around the room at each unfamiliar face, he knew he'd have been wrong. Patrick was still a beginner—which was more than likely why Talbot had been so keen to let him have a shoot with Jonathan. He had said it would get him more recognition.

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    Mats loses a bet.

    AKA The great Swedish gangbang.

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    Don't wanna grow up, just wanna get out, hey, take me away!

    In which Jonathan Toews and Patrick Kane eat magic fortune cookies and swap bodies.

    If you've never seen Freaky Friday then I can't help you.

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    2/?
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    3
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    Jonny Toews throws a party at his house. This is the aftermath.

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    2/?
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    5
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    Christmas morning comes with a fresh snowfall.

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    5
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    31
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