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    When the boys leave Musgrave and Eurus is on her way back to Sherrinford there is one last danger looming ahead.

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    John wants Atlantis to get back to Pegasus. Too bad everyone else seems determined to stop that from happening. Between the IOA, the brass, and general misanthropic assholery it looks like Atlantis is going to be stuck on Earth for a while. Still, at least there's interesting things going on at the SGC to keep him occupied, right?

    A conspiracy against the Tau'ri unfurls. Attacks on multiple fronts; kidnappings, invasion, a spacebattle, a bomb... Amidst all the chaos, who's the primary target?

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    "I want to go find me real dad," said John.
    Paul quite nearly choked on his toast. The keys kept twirling.

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Paul McCartney turned seventeen years old in the summer of 1992, and he only wanted two things out of the holiday: to play music, and to laze about, at least until he had to go to work.

    This plan worked out excellently for him until the first day of July when John Lennon turned up on his doorstep. Holding the set of keys to a brand-new motorbike, and with the intent to track down his long-lost biological father. After a bit of resistance, Paul went along. Because how could he not?

    Thus began their thirty-day road trip across Great Britain: a journey that changed not only Paul’s perception of the world at large but his perception of himself and the people he thought he knew inside and out.

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    John Watson, despite all odds, earns a place at Bullimore Sixth, a high achievers school in the middle of the countryside. There, he meets his room mate, Sherlock Holmes, and it changes their lives forever.

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    Here are two missing scenes following the death of CAM; they were posted on another site in December, 2014, almost a year after the airing of "His Last Vow".

    It was originally an early birthday present for 7PercentSolution, who is a 100-percent friend. With special thanks to the wonderful beta work done by Anyawen, who pushed me to be better.

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    In the aftermath of the Culverton Smith case, John spent one painfully stilted afternoon hanging out with Sherlock. He counted the minutes, finished his tea, and left for home without ever clearing the air between them.

    And once he'd left, he found it very hard to go back.

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    John is working on his song 'The Cut That Always Bleeds' in the studio when he gets a mysterious call from his brother telling him to come to South Carolina ASAP.

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    《An alternate take on Sherlock's return from the dead.》

    The man’s lungs must have been hungry for he took a seep-like breath, right before a familiarly timbre sound. A silken, cultured voice said, “John.”

    Thus, to cave in wasn’t so bad when you thought about it. His knees gave way, floorboards welcoming.

    Let the gravity take you..

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    Sherlock wakes up the day after Sherrinford.

    But something isn't right.

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    "Romantic entanglement would complete you as a human being."

    John, more than anything else, wants Sherlock to be happy. Sherlock, more than anything else, wants to make John happy.

    These two goals are not as in sync as one would think.

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    In the months following Sherlock’s supposed death, it seems that John hast lost himself completely.

     
    He doesn’t know what he’s holding out for. All he really knows anymore is that somewhere deep within him—in that untapped cluster of senses that they’d all referred to as instinct in the army—is a voice that screams for him to hang on. To stay put, bide his time. He suspects it's half madness, half suppressed memory. Maybe he knows something, innately understands something that’s been said or done and just can’t recall—part of the plot that is yet to unfold. John has always been a bit slow on the uptake—perhaps he still has a role to play, in whatever wreckage remains of Moriarty’s great game. Or perhaps it’s wishful thinking. Delusion. An unwillingness to let go of the person he was when he was with Sherlock Holmes.

    Either way, it’s the only thing he’s got left to live for, and he isn’t ready to let go of it just yet.

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    The average amount of blood in a human is approximately 7 percent of their body weight. John Watson is around 154 pounds, which means his body holds around 4.9 litres of blood. The normal resting heart is 60 to 100 beats per minute. In stressed conditions, say, a devastating explosion, the heart rate increases and can get to as high as 150 beats per minute. The heart beats 6 quarts of blood per minute. Working off this, John Watson can afford to lose 40% of his blood (1.96 litres) before he enters hypovolemic shock. Bleeding out can take as quick as 5 minutes.

     

    This means that if Sherlock can’t reach John in the next few minutes he might die.

    Introdcuing mildly immortal John Watson and a very emotionally constipated Sherlock Holmes, this is the sequel to I just die in you arms tonight (again), where we find ourselves in the aftermath of John's supposed 'death'. You don't necessarily have to have read the first one, but it might help a little with the "John can't die" thing.

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    When Sherlock returns, John realises that he's angry, but most of all, John learns a lot about himself and about Sherlock's time away. Things seem to fall back into place, but Mycroft brings news that could ruin them all.

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    John esperaba ser padre algún día; esperaba tener casa, esposa, un bonito trabajo suburbano. Sherlock nunca esperó tener hijos, en parte porque nunca esperó vivir más allá de los treinta. Resulta que ninguno de los dos pudo elegir. Apretujado en Baker Street con un bebé, John se enfrenta a las dificultades de ser padre soltero y a sus propios miedos, mientras Sherlock vadea la delicada línea entre hacer muy poco y decir demasiado.

    Traducción de un original de Odamaki.

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    John is not okay but will Sherlock notice in time to help him. If he noticed could help John even if he has his own demons to deal with.

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    An email from Bill Murray about the army mates, a half-empty glass of scotch, and a horror movie on the TV.
    Things were weird at night when John left the flat without warning and came back only at four in the morning. But it was even weirder that everything he had heard about John in the last hours came from deductions and from an email sent to him by James Sholto.
    What was going on? They needed to talk, but they also needed to heal themselves, and those two things didn't fit together, did they?

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    “When I said I was okay to pretend to be in a relationship with you, I meant sharing food at dinner and possibly holding hands, not sharing a bed with my flatmate!”
    “Don’t be an idiot! That was rather the point, you know! We need to sleep in the same room in order to catch the killer!”

    John and Sherlock enter a fake relationship for a case. Will these idiots realize they don't need to act anymore?

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    After learning of Faith's death at the hands of the Deputy, the remaining Seed family are more determined than ever to capture the Deputy and make her face her sins and personal demons for taking their adopted sister from them. However, Joseph starts receiving visions from God telling him that she will return what she took from them and perhaps, even more.

    This fic is no longer going to be worked on in favor of a rewrite that is going to be changing this version of the story so much it's not really worth going back on this one to pull it off. It will be published under my author name still, but going by a different name.

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    "He took you to a freakin' baseball game?"

    "Yeah. Why? What'd dad do with you on your birthday?"

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    All the birthdays Sam and Dean had after Mary died until the beginning of season 1

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    John wakes up, takes a shower, makes breakfast for himself and his boyfriend, goes to pick up said boyfriend from work and somehow ends with another bath. But he doesn't mind, except maybe his jeans getting ruined and the bathroom getting flooded.

    Written for Morston Week Prompt - Bathing Together.

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