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    It's the morning after their 10th anniversary. They wake up naked in bed and smut ensues ;)

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    1/1
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    17
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    86
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    9
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    John察覺到自己對Sherlock的心意,並決心竭盡所能地掩藏,但這個決定所引發的張力足以將貝克街摧毀殆盡。

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    136,261
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    17/18
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    19
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    107
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    10
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    The innkeeper had been rifling through the pages of his notebook for a while, and he’d looked remarkably relieved when his quest came to an end. John, on the other hand, looked rather confused, with his brows completely furrowed and his mouth slightly agape. Before the realisation could even remotely cross his mind, the doctor wondered about the reason behind such contentedness. “That’s, uh,

    Then, sudden and unexpected like lightning in the morning sky – a couple.
    John turned around. Sherlock’s eyes were on him, blue and piercing. The man thinks we’re a couple.

    Or, what would have happened if Sherlock and John had been forced to share a room in THOB?

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    English
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    10,470
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    1/1
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    23
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    189
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    26
    Hits:
    1976
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    Traduction de Thirst de la talentueuse Bittergreens

    Lorsque John réalise qu’il éprouve des sentiments pour Sherlock, il décide qu’il doit garder ces sentiments secrets et cela à tout prix. La tension qui en résultera pourrait bien détruire Baker Street.

    Language:
    Français
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    47,264
    Chapters:
    9/18
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1342
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    Content Warning: mention of boy parts and the mutually satisfying touching thereof. The author is coy about it, but John Watson has a deliciously filthy mouth.

    Series
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    English
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    1,177
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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    182
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    2021
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    Finally complete!! Epilogue is up!!! Thanks for being patient!

     

    Sherlock and John get a call that every year for the past several years some teens have gone missing from this particular summer camp a few hours away from London. They decide to go undercover as camp counselors and investigate at the behest of one of the missing children's parents.

    Pre to post slash/developing relationship between our two Baker Street boys.
    Plenty of "stream of consciousness" thoughts from Mr. Holmes about everything (mostly how much he needs to get his shit together and stop being so distracted by John).
    I *promise* there is a happy ending. (And I don't just mean smut!)

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    English
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    42,346
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    144
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    299
    Bookmarks:
    49
    Hits:
    4553
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    "You can't." A deep breath. "You can't keep leaving me Sherlock, I barely survived the first time you 'died', I was the bloody walking dead for almost two years. Ironically Mary helped me through that; put me back together like some broken statue. Bits were still missing, but I was at least recognisable as vaguely John Watson shaped. When you came back you had those missing bits with you and I was whole again." Here John looks up and unapologetically holds Sherlock's gaze, his eyes shining wet. "Then that... that bitch tried to take you away from me again! And she almost bloody succeeded! You flatlined on that table, Sherlock, you were dead. You left me, broken and scattered."

    Sherlock watches, amazed, as John allows a tear to trail down his face; his John strong enough to allow his emotions through.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    24/24
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    304
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    675
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    200
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    20882
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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    23
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    1
    Hits:
    708
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    Dr. Watson has a cure for Sherlock Holmes's continued lack of regard for his own health and safety, and he will teach that impossible genius this lesson. It is not a remedy either one of them will soon forget. It changes everything...

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    4,937
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
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    158
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    6195
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    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    346
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    20
    Hits:
    300
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    John's willing to go to any lengths to protect his boys from the Devil. And maybe the Devil just needs some TLC.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,327
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    168
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    4026
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    Greg accidentally overhears John and Sherlock having sex - and he likes it very much. More stuff happens but I can't tell you, because, well, spoilers...

    Language:
    English
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    3,132
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    135
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    2583
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    If there’s one thing Sherlock Holmes is a whore for, it’s John hedonism. Because John? John is the biggest cock whore.

    Sherlock's cock and hedonism go together beautifully.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,530
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
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    379
    Bookmarks:
    95
    Hits:
    9123
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    No matter what happened, he never stopped wanting Sherlock.

    Language:
    English
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    2,388
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    178
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    4340
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    Sherlock comes home soaked to his bones and John just can’t stop to laugh. He really doesn’t like John’s reaction to it, or does he?

    Language:
    English
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    3,193
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    169
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    6518
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    John only went to the club to have a few drinks alone but when he can not keep his eyes off of a certain curled-haired brunette, those plans suddenly change.

    Language:
    English
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    2,013
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    13
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    2
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    1562
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    Sherlock misinterprets the sounds John makes during sex. John clears up the confusion.

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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    160
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    4804
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    Language:
    English
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    3,783
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    3
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    91
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    9
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    2327
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    Sherlock decides to surprise John after a somewhat stressful day at work.

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    English
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    4,879
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    1/1
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    1
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    27
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    283
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    40
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    5731
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    Sherlock discovers John's talent for drawing and in doing so, asks for a portrait of himself. During the process of drawing each feature of Sherlock, John suddenly turns his words into dirty banter with a sprinkle of loving comments, and things continue to get messy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,386
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    117
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    2668

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