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    Only one thing matters to Jenna Mulaney after every show-- her dog, Petunia.

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    Writing Prompts:

    -You're at a party when you spot an ex. Quick, you urgently have to pretend to be dating the nearest person, who happens to be very attractive.

    -Well, that was a New Year's Eve kiss you won't forget anytime soon.

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    You're a typical housewife in the 1950s/60s. Your husband isn't giving you enough attention and the weatherman, Mr. Mulaney, has been your only escape. When you capture his attention though, you don't know what to do or where it will lead.

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    In an alternate version of Remnant, where pokemon-like temtem are a normal part of life, a new recruit to the Atlesian military finds himself thrust into an existential global conflict that he definitely didn't sign up for. He was just in it to meet people and make jokes. And now he's lost his shoelace...

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    “You know how in ‘Scared Straight’ sketches, Kenan and the host always get Bill to break?” John says. You nod. “He didn’t break at all tonight during that one.”

    Well...fuck.

    (Or: You reveal some news about yourself during "Weekend Update.")

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    Just a few of the reasons that Jake Peralta became the man he is today.

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    He was always an entertainer. He kind of felt he had to be. He’d learned how to be very early, from the time he was a baby, peeking his head out of the blanket to get a laugh out of his parents. He knew what he was doing. How else does the middle child in a family with four other children and two lawyer parents get attention? He had to stand out somehow. He wasn’t ever going to be the strongest or the smartest, that would always be with his older brothers. He wasn’t ever going to get the beauty or natural affection that only the youngest child gets, like his sisters. He was John. Just John. The name alone said it all. The most common, forgettable, throw-away name you could find, John. That was him. He was the unremarkable one, from the very beginning. That’s why he took on the role of entertainer. He felt he had to. That didn’t mean he wanted to.

    Or: How John Mulaney became John Mulaney (not a happy story, heed tags).

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    3/?
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    The musical you wrote and star in is nominated for several Tony Awards. Will it win anything? Your husband, Bill, thinks so. But you have doubts.

    (Or: This was supposed to be a simple and short Bill fic, I dunno what happened.)

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    “Wow, daddy’s a big spender tonight, hm?”
    Seth’s whole body had a jerk reaction to it, every brain cell he previously had shutting down and having a quick reboot before that meat sack between his ears decided to rejoin the party. “Um-”

     

    Shameless Daddy Kink porn dedicated to Dee. The realest mf I know.

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    You're Pete Davidson's last-minute plus one to a celebrity dinner party when you catch the eye of Chris Evans. Little does he know that you're already in a bit of a tangled situation.

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    4/?
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    John Mulaney is one of best comedians of all time, but why should be be limited to one universe? This is a John Mulaney AU where in each universe/fandom/something there is one character who eventually grows up to be John Mulaney.

    And the comedy bit that follows

    Current Au: warlock!Mulaney

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    6/?
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    John's skit after a certain college boyfriend calls to let him know he didn't know they were boyfriends.

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    1/1
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    A slow-burn romance between you, a college film student, and your Professor Bill Hader.

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    Two young stand up comedians try to figure out why one of them keeps waking up with money in his pockets.

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    18/?
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    john forgets to take his jacket when he steps outside during the afterparty. luckily, jake has his, and lets john borrow it.

    john has some Feelings about this.

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    10th century. A trading caravan is waylaid by bandits on the road to Toulouse. The sole survivor, Natan, is dumped on the doorstep on Saint-Sernin monastery and put in the care of a young monk with an old soul.

    ((faceclaims: Nick Kroll for Natan, John Mulaney for Martin))

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    2/?
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    You would think it would be difficult to accidentally rob a bank! So did I.

    (From a post by Feynites: “I’d like to see John Mulaney play a live action Riddler. But not, like, as any character other than John Mulaney? Just this socially awkward disaster man who somehow becomes a supervillain because of a misunderstanding he couldn’t correct without ‘seeming rude’.”)

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    1/1
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    I’m Sorry this is so bad! Basically Bill is cheating on his partner Seth with the new writer, John. It’s awkward and poorly written but enjoy :)

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    1/1
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    Klara is 16, and the youngest cast member ever preforming on Saturday Night Live. She's living her stressed out-life in New York, sharing an apartment with her coworker Michael Che, when things start to get twisted in her rather unusual friend group. She's a mess, Michael's not much better, and their friend Colin's life is falling apart. Welcome to the trainwreck that is the cast of Saturday Night Live.

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    Chapters:
    17/17
    Comments:
    24
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    In 2015, Nick who just now broke up, arrives at a party that his best friend and his wife are hosting in honor of the new home. He is sad because of the break up (And other things) and wants company and more than that want John's company

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    3,602
    Chapters:
    2/2
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    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
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