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    John Mulaney tells the story of why he's never going to England again at a show. It's about of two very peculiar gentlemen, a vintage car and a bookshop.

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    You would think it would be difficult to accidentally rob a bank! So did I.

    (From a post by Feynites: “I’d like to see John Mulaney play a live action Riddler. But not, like, as any character other than John Mulaney? Just this socially awkward disaster man who somehow becomes a supervillain because of a misunderstanding he couldn’t correct without ‘seeming rude’.”)

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  3. 71

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    Jake dated two guys in college, but doesn't realise until he introduces one of them to Amy.

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  4. 10

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    John Mulaney and Pete Davidson have been... bonding.

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  5. 14

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    In the amazing, lovely fic I reached through worlds to find your hand, John Mulaney meets the spider-fam. It's implied that he later performs a bit about the meeting in a comedy special. This is that bit.

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  6. 3

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    Mulaney is hosting, Colin and Michael are falling apart, and Pete is watching the whole thing a little too closely.

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    “You do the math, you expect the trouble. The seaside town. The electric fence. Draw a circle with a piece of chalk. Imagine standing in a constant cone of light. Imagine surrender. Imagine being useless. A stone on the path means the tea’s not ready, a stone in the hand means somebody’s angry, the stone inside you still hasn’t hit bottom.”- Richard Siken

    After the inevitable breakup, Pete falls. Hard. It's up to John and Anna to help get him on his feet again.

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    The Amazing Spider-Ham gets into a tussle with Doctor Octo-pussy Cat (oh yeah, THAT'S a real character) and finds himself transformed... into a Spider-Man? Come on, that pig thing was his whole shtick! According to a brand new map-goober combo device, the key to becoming his best (read: pig) self again is located in a strange, nearly-abandoned universe, quarantined from other universes by force. Spider-Ham--wait, no, Spider-Ham-Man? Is going to need some help from a few old friends--and a Private Eye who looks really cute under that mask.

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    Spider-Man Noir is in a romance with a radio host named J(ohn)im M(ulaney)allane

    “—And don’t even get me started on those fucking nazis!” His proclamation was the last nail in the coffin, so to speak, before I became completely smitten with this man.

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    That tall child looks terrible wonderful!

    *not my work--uploaded with permission of original author*

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    John decides it's time he and Pete have a talk about his issues before things get even more out of hand. This is set a couple of weeks before the two's appearance on SNL to review 'The Mule.'

    These are obviously two real people and I know nothing about them or what they're going through. I just wanted to write about a connection I hoped was there between them, because I hope everyone has a friend they can count on when things go down hill. This is probably no one's story, really. It's just make-believe. Finally, there are a million ways to get help if you need it and want it. Look out for yourself and look out for the people who mean something to you. You only get them once.

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  12. 4

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    Alice in Wonderland, except instead of Alice, it's John Mulaney.

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    Marnie Walker is in her second season as a featured player on Saturday Night Live and has seen her fair share of celebrities roll through. But nothing can prepare her for the 6 days she has to spend with her ultimate celebrity crush when he comes back to studio 8H to host for a second time. Will she be able to bury her feelings and put on her best show yet? Probably not. In fact, she's pretty sure she's going to make a complete fool of herself.

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  14. 5

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    Hades was ancient so he should have known more than the five things He knew right now.

    1. He really should have learnt Russian
    2. There was a horse loose in the Mental Asylum/hospital he was held in
    3. His Wife had vanished and she definitely wasn't here.
    4. His Godly powers weren't working
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    5. The world was going to end, which is unfortunate as that meant he would work overtime and his date night was ruined.

    Hades, God of the underworld, not being a dick, Husband of Persephone and Trainer of a three headed dog called Spot, has been kidnapped by the Russians in the height of the Cold War. Of course the Russians forgot that Hades isn't Thanatos, the actual god of death, and as such people are still going to die. But they can still use Hades's power to end the world. It's up to Diana to save the world again...
    And then deal with a very strange Uncle, Eccentric Half siblings and Zeus still being a d**k.

    Dedicated to Joanna White on Pintrest.

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  15. 2

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    You're a writer at Saturday Night Live, and Bill Hader has come to host. Your mutual friend John Mulaney has decided to set you two up. Awkwardness ensues.

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  16. 5

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    (spoilers for Avengers: Endgame)

    a woman, her dog, a would-be car burglar, and spider-man

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    a young woman investigates an old mansion on the edge of town after hearing rumors that it's haunted. what she finds instead is even scarier.

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    John Mulaney is the victim of a strange and unusual crime. Jake investigates. What would Leonard Bernstein do?

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  19. 5

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    John attracts trouble like a light-bulb attracts moths: he is shiny, and dumb, and really likes cocaine, and the moths have cocaine.

    Fortunately, Nick has his back.

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  20. 16

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    People have questioned what John Mulaney might say about Hamnoir. This is a thought.

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