1 - 20 of 185 Works in John Johnson (Check Please!)

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    Writing novels had never even been on the table, the idea coming with too many expectations to be just as good, if not better, than his father. As much as he loved it, he just couldn’t handle the pressure.

    All that changed when his best friend, Shitty (don’t ask), got a job as an editor at an up and coming publishing company called ‘Samwell Publishing Haus’.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,738
    Chapters:
    6/10
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    860
  2. Tags
    Summary

    Louis and Tango fall into a bizarre world beneath the Haus. This is basically an Alice in Wonderland type of situation

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    662
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    27
  3. Tags
    Summary

    When John Johnson turns up dead right outside of Bittle's Inn, Detective Inspector Connor Whisk finds he has a lot on his plate. Between finding the killer and juggling his crushes on his partner, Tony, and the private investigator Miss Ford, Connor finds that life is worth a lot more when you have people to spend it with.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,045
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    221
  4. Tags
    Summary

    Written for Kinktober 2019, various pairings in the Haus over the years. No plot to be found. I'm not going to set up negotiation for these, but they're all practicing good communication and being safe and healthy where concerned. just enjoy the porn.
    **Warnings will be on chapters because there will simply be too many kinks to tag. Heed the notes.**

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34,483
    Chapters:
    31/31
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    103
    Kudos:
    125
    Bookmarks:
    10
  5. Tags
    Summary

    The adventures of first-year Shitty Knight and Jack Zimmermann and the beauty that is their friendship

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    57,486
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    137
    Kudos:
    338
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    3670
  6. Tags
    Summary

    “Bro, did Lardo just press up into a kegstand?”

    “Bro.”

    Or, the story of how Larissa Duan, three-time Olympic medalist and eight-time world medalist, burnt out of gymnastics, went to college, became the manager of a gross team of hockey boys and fell in love with sports all over again.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,548
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    253
    Kudos:
    474
    Bookmarks:
    53
    Hits:
    5211
  7. Tags
    Summary

    Eric Bittle has one mantra as he relives March 29 over and over again - don’t get hit.

    If only things were that easy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,161
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    322
    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
    1790
  8. Tags
    Summary

    As freshman Eric Bittle leaves the only world he knows behind, he finds a new home at Samwell University where an interesting cast of characters await. Besides juggling his classes, being on an NCAA hockey team, and perfecting his baking skills there's also The Goose. Chill, blue-eyed, and probably sentient, Eric finds an unlikely feathered friend during the day. By moonlight, Eric begins to fall for a dark-haired student who attends night classes, always meeting him by The Pond. Little does Bitty know he's a hockey prince's last chance at freedom and love in this Swan Lake inspired AU.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,324
    Chapters:
    25/25
    Comments:
    157
    Kudos:
    268
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    3033
  9. Tags
    Summary

    Caitlin is…the most important person to me ever. Therefore…I’ll definitely protect her, no matter the cost.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,299
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    51
  10. Tags
    Summary

    Jack is an occultist who just wants to solve his father's disappearance. Eric is a thief who just wants to do right by his mentor and help his friends. Together, they might be the only hope the sunless city of Duskwall has.

    ~0~

    This is an AU Fusion of Ngozi Ukazu's web-comic "Check Please!" with the setting from the role-playing game "Blades in the Dark" by John Harper. You don't need to know anything about either of them to (hopefully) enjoy this, but I highly recommend checking them out! They're some of my favorite things.

    Thanks to Kirani for the beta!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,907
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    318
  11. Tags
    Summary

    Not the first time Eric's seen someone stood up in the café and it won't be the last, but it never gets any easier to watch.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    404
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    176
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1183
  12. Tags
    Summary

    "You've got a weird family. Who doesn't?”

    For quiet baker, Dicky Bittle, falling in love was not on the menu. While busy running his family-owned The Dancing Pies restaurant, he'd never imagine he'd fall in love with Atlanta Thrashers' star, Jack Zimmermann. But love did come, and love is there to stay... unfortunately, so is his family. A Zimbits AU inspired by My Big Fat Greek Wedding.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,041
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    339
    Kudos:
    518
    Bookmarks:
    69
    Hits:
    5569
  13. Tags
    Summary

    Eric "Bitty" Bittle has known he was a man for a while, but it was only when he went off to Samwell that he was able to live as himself, lying to his parents about how he got onto the team and lying to the team about what was in his pants. Well, not lying. More like willful omission for his safety.
    He prepared himself for an environment much like his high school, fearing for his life and hiding a very important piece of himself.
    But honestly, he wasn't at all prepared for what he found at Samwell.
    Safety.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,373
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Comments:
    88
    Kudos:
    405
    Bookmarks:
    58
    Hits:
    3899
  14. Tags
    Summary

    In which Bitty owns a bakery, Nursey is a writer, and Dex can't handle having one crush, much less two.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    282
  15. Tags
    Summary

    It’s hard to commit to anything when you’re an undrafted goalie prone to some sort of vicious reverse form of solipsism, but John manages. That is, when he's not suddenly asking questions in class, clutching empty coffee cups in despair or trying to somehow become a functional adult.

    John Johnson picks up hockey before he can even read; he picks up reading when hockey isn't enough; and then he stops picking up altogether. That's when John meets Freddie Andersen... and doesn't fall in love.

    01:17:52 :: Written by Jirluvien.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    58
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    254
  16. Tags
    Summary

    In which Bitty owns a bakery, Nursey is a writer, and Dex can't handle having one crush, much less two.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,763
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    68
    Kudos:
    212
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    1172
  17. Tags
    Summary

    Bitty goes to bed after his "lucky shot" having made a decision. When he wakes up he ... is not where he expected to be. He has a career, and a baby, and -- this is the biggest surprise of all -- a husband who looks a lot like Jack Zimmermann.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,926
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    500
    Kudos:
    1128
    Bookmarks:
    148
    Hits:
    11759
  18. Tags
    Summary

    “I feel like I don’t even know myself, you know? Like that sketch I told you about. Like…Like God or the universe or whatever had this idea of what I’m supposed to be and then they just…never filled it in. And now I’ve gotta fill it in myself and that’s bullshit.” She rubbed at her eyes before parting her fingers again. “Do you ever feel that way? Or am I just going insane?”

    Johnson moved in what may have been a shrug. “I think that’s fairly common. Especially with secondary characters, like there’s a plot and an end game and you’re a part of it but you’re not the focus so all your details tend to get a little fuzzy beyond the basics.”

    Lardo blinked hard, it felt like she hadn’t done that in a while. After a moment of deliberation she sat back up on her elbows to look at him. “I’m a secondary character?”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,003
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    244
  19. Tags
    Summary

    Jack despairs when Samwell Men's Hockey is threatened and he doesn't know if he can save it, and he thinks everyone who cares about him would be better off of he'd never been born. With a little help, he sees how the lives of his loved ones would have played out without him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,786
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    189
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    1395
  20. Tags
    Summary

    Jack squints at his phone, then over at his beautiful sleeping boyfriend, then back at his phone. The headline screams, “JACK ZIMMERMANN OUTED BY BF’S DRUNKEN RANT!”

    He frowns in confusion. Bitty is here, has been here, and is so careful about drinking in public, especially now that he has a secret NHL boyfriend…. who may not be a secret anymore.

    He doesn’t want to wake said boyfriend so he scrolls past the embedded video and down to the gallery that promises, “Years of Flamboyant, Forbidden Love.” Years? He wishes. Flamboyant? Bitty is many things- fierce, yes- fabulous, certainly- but he never struck Jack as flamboyant. He hesitates, then taps on the first picture. And there is Jack, smiling, laughing, looking happy, a hand on his face squishing one cheek while the other gets enthusiastically kissed…. by his flamboyant, mustachioed best friend. Great.

    “Well,” Jack whispers to himself. “This is….. Shitty.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,266
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    71
    Kudos:
    626
    Bookmarks:
    61
    Hits:
    4678

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags

More Options

Crossovers
Completion Status
Word Count
Date Updated
Submit

Pages Navigation