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    "And so the Curtain Rises on the Symphony feared Impossible to Play. The Conductor's Baton raises, and all go silent as the tension rises in the room- suffocating like the rising water pressure pressing down from the storm above, just threatening to let loose and ruin everyone's day."

    Dammek takes a moment, then smirks as he adjusts his sunglasses enough to make the lenses flash in the lighting.

    "That is to say, it's time for Plan D."

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    Dave’s down with the sickness yall

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    Derse princess Rose Lalonde is married off to the Prospitian prince John against her will. Steeling herself against the inevitability of politics, Rose does her best to make the best of the terrible situation. Her newly found friend Jade with her lowblood friends along with the pretty Alternian seamstress-in-training make life a little more bearable, but an unseen catastrophe tears her carefully constructed comfort zone apart.

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    John and Dirk are spare wheels as far as their very coupled off friends are concerned. They get paired off as the only single ones in the group and get close. And then they get married, as a joke, as a fuck you to their friends who want them to settle down and as a way to solidify their beautiful bromance. It's the biggest game of gay chicken you've ever seen. It ends happily ever after.

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    Freshly-promoted Captain John Egbert has just received his first mission from Starfleet Command: safely transport eccentric xenopaleontologist Dave Strider to his new research site on a distant planet. Commander Karkat Vantas is the reluctant First Officer dragged along for the ride.

    It's a simple enough mission, if only all those damn feelings would stop getting in the way.

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    2/2
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    40
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    John and Dave are scientists on a planet, gathering and analyzing sample along with their A.I. Karkat. Of course, with these three there's no work without play.

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    At age 12, Karkat and his older brother, Kankri, are finally moving back into their old family home. It is at a nearby dock that Karkat meets a Merman named John, who is more than eager to make friends with the lonely boy. Unfortunately for him, Karkat's more than a little reluctant to make friends with a mythical creature.

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    49/?
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    Dave and Rose find an apartment, and the three of them get to work settling into life in Southern California. Slice-of-life stories that take place between Dirk's fourteenth and seventeenth birthdays.

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    The world as you knew it went to shit. Humans enslaved Trolls, and those who fought for peace were killed as an example.

    You work as a CNA in your town's hospital, and were on your way home when some assmunch beats on one of the smaller guys. You step in and ultimately seal your fate.

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    Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

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    Dave Strider is the cool one, with shape-shifting abilities and a smart attitude.
    John Egbert is the funny one, with an arsenal of pranks and a people friendly attitude that slides suspicions off him. Together, they are unstoppable and a teacher's worst nightmare.

    A story of love and friendship as two boys grow up together, live their life together and die together.

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    64/?
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    Prince Eridan Ampora has made a law that all lowbloods must wear magic on their necks to protect themselves, the highbloods and the kingdom from a threat that the lowbloods might pose. John Egbert and Rose Lalonde are pushed by their dreams to stop this horrible decree. Lead by a prophecy from ancient times, Rose's Seer magic, and strange helping hand and the determination to set things right, the pair will go to gather the foretold warriors to overthrow the royal bloods and the new command.
    This medieval AU will feature many canon and noncanon ships.
    UPDATES EVERY OTHER WEEKEND BUT PLEASE IGNORE THE TYPOS AND MISTAKES :p

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    27/?
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    What happens when you mix hostile trolls with a bunch of annoying humans? Shenanigans. Romance and friendships are on their way and the banter is endless.

    But always keep in mind, nothing is what it seems.

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    2/?
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    4
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    “I know this is like, super fucking weird,” he says with a small southern accent, adjusting a bag over his shoulder. “Letting a dude you’ve never met before into your house and all. I swear I’m not like… the fucking Zodiac Killer or anythin’ like that.”

    “I don’t really care,” you say honestly, overly tired. “Even if you are a murderer as long as you clean up all the blood you’re good in my book.”

    Dave breathes out a small laugh, exhaling once through his nose. “The bar is too low, dude.”

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    It's been 413 years since the first repoered quirk. Now almost everyone has a quirk of some kind. These power can only develop up until someones 13 birthday. John Egbert is an extremly late bloomer having developed his powers only a month ago on his thirteen birthday. Now he hopes to live up to his family tradition and become a great hero. (sorry I suck at summarys. Bascially john just got his quirk and is struggling to controll it. he and all his friends are traing to be heros at Sburb Academy. I hope you enjoy.)

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    3
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    In which Sollux Captor, troll of many curses including the most cursed love life, falls hard in pale pity for Dayvhe, apparently the planet's least romanceable troll. In which Dayvhe himself is basically more secret vault than troll at this point and generally wishes that everyone else would just chill the fuck out for once.

    Contains slow burn 'will they/won't they' pale rom, frankly scandalising pale displays, a best friendship for the ages, highly illegal non-quadrant romance, polyamorous non-quadranted romance, inadvisable body mods, poor decisions and revolutionary content. Contains more plot than strictly needed comprising of shocking revelations, intergenerational hoofbeastshit, and outright rebellion. Unsuitable for trolls seven sweeps and under.

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    2/?
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    21
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    "Hope to me is about believing in stuff. If you believe in stuff, then everything feels like it's going to be okay."
    - Jake English

     

    After stepping through that pure white door...John did not expect to see a battlefield littered with his dead friends. After four years fighting aginst Lord English, he was the only one left standing against the cherub.

    But...perhaps...fate is on his side.

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    49/?
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    You shouldn't have mentioned anything to your friends.

    You shouldn't have opened that message.

    You shouldn't have opened the door.

    But you did, and now, you're stuck with too big of a responsibility for such a small being.

    And you're regretting it all. Or are you?

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    3/?
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    4
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    14
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    A collection of requests from my Tumblr or on here.

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    English
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    69,209
    Chapters:
    69/?
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    31
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    222
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    32356
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    Dragons form bonds with humans in order to keep a treaty made between the two species to ensure peace and now Jake English is ready for his bond to be made to his dragon.

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    50,301
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    12
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    30
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    5
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