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    Earth C has waited a long time for its creators.

    (An introduction to the gods of Earth C).

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    6/17
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    56
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    'EB: since NONE of you know how to behave!
    TG: thats rich
    GG: john please you wouldnt survive a day without us!
    EB: i didn't say you couldn't talk at all you animals!!'

    general shenanigans onboard the prospitian ship, pre-retcon.

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    1/1
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    1
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    Misunderstanding the Earth practice, Vriska decides to 'adopt' John.

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    2/2
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    Thomas Hope Strider-Vantas has a normal life. Somewhat normal family and a normal house. Everything was great. He was turning fourteen today but after a slight insult at his 14th birthday party and wandering into old attics he gets sent to another universe. Just how normal can you get?

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    16,037
    Chapters:
    9/?
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    7
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    541
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    Your name is JOHN SHEPPARD.

    You're about to do something either incredibly stupid or incredibly brave...

    No. You're pretty sure that you know exactly what kind of boneheaded move this is.

    "This Is Stupid!"

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    English
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    26,304
    Chapters:
    10/?
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    57
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    10
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    177
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    John feels terrible. His dad comforts him.

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    238
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    4
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    First date in Universe C, or at least John thinks it's suppose to be a date. He's not quite sure; Dave will have to help him figure that out. (Or that time when two friends on a date experience the meaning of awkward, word vomit, and happy.)

    Spiritual sequel to Accurate Gaydars and Plastic Mistletoe

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    1/1
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    2
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    1
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    A job in a tiny town in Colorado brings memories of the last time Jake was here to mind. They're not very good ones.

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    4,095
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    16
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    Basicly like Only One Shot but with homestuck.

    -*Requests: OPEN*-

     

    Alternatively Titled: Let’s Fill Some Buckets

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    English
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    1,227
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    7
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    2
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    263
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    On Karkat's sixth wriggling day, a giant egg appears outside his hive.
    It turns out the egg is a spceship.
    Inside the spaceship is one John Egbert.
    John Egbert is from another universe called Earth, but currently he's stuck on Alternia.
    See what misadventures they get into as John tries to get home.

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    Chapters:
    16/16
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    “So you’re saying that ever since you moved in, he’s been having nightmares?”

    “Correct.”

    “And you don’t know what they’re about?”

    “Yea.”

    “Well obviously, you’re the problem.”
    _______

    Dave recently moved in with John and everything is going great, apart from the fact that John gets night terrors every single time he closes his eyes. It's not Dave's fault. Except that it totally is.

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    29,404
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    7
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    65
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    531
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    In which Sollux Captor, troll of many curses including the most cursed love life, falls hard in pale pity for Dayvhe, apparently the planet's least romanceable troll. In which Dayvhe himself is basically more secret vault than troll at this point and generally wishes that everyone else would just chill the fuck out for once.

    Contains slow burn 'will they/won't they' pale rom, frankly scandalising pale displays, a best friendship for the ages, highly illegal non-quadrant romance, polyamorous non-quadranted romance, inadvisable body mods, poor decisions and revolutionary content. Contains more plot than strictly needed comprising of shocking revelations, intergenerational hoofbeastshit, and outright rebellion. Unsuitable for trolls seven sweeps and under.

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    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
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    537
    Bookmarks:
    78
    Hits:
    5493
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    Karkat is a breeder troll, a fate to those who were previously seen as freaks and culled. Now, being born with bright red blood makes him destined to give birth to grubs in place of the extinct Mother Grub. He resents and rebels against his fate. He finds an old decrepit castle which he makes his home and eventually turns it into an orphanage. But trolls were never one to take differences lightly and are determined to put Karkat in his place. They won't take change lightly, especially in times of desperation.
    Includes panels. The panels that contain gore are censored with a link to the uncensored version. Also a few NSFW panels that are not censored.

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    Chapters:
    37/?
    Comments:
    935
    Kudos:
    825
    Bookmarks:
    100
    Hits:
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    He wasn't going to care, Dave told himself. Not a single fuck would be given about the stoner clown. That was until said stoner clown took a fucking bite out of a shitty high school elite.

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    41,222
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    34
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    170
    Bookmarks:
    17
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    Eridan and Sollux have been ditched (not really) by Aradia and Fef, and hate where this is going
    Aradia and Feferi hope they can survive prom being friends
    Dave won’t let Karkat leave this hell already
    Nepeta is REALLY fuckin gay for Terezi, but she can’t just leave her moirail!
    Gamzee promises Tavros that this will be “the single motherfucking greatest moment of your motherfucking life.”
    John is really bad at this
    Dirk’s pretty bad at this too (Let’s admit it Jake is too....hella)
    Rose and Kanaya can’t wait to sip that fresh tea

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
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    16
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    2
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    201
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    when you read this your third ass opens

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    2/4
    Comments:
    1
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    3
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    Takashi Shirogane heads Base Zero, the last safe haven of mankind following the invasion of the bloodthirsty alien race, known as the Trolls. Supplies are dwindling, morale is getting lower by the second, and, after nearly two decades of continuous warfare, all hope seems lost.

    On the other side of the war, a small group of Trolls, known as the Beta Sector, have grown disillusioned with the war efforts. They resolve to leave behind their bloodthirsty species and join the Humans.

    I have no fucking clue where, exactly, this is going.

    (The main ships are DaveKat and Klance, but, if a character is tagged, they’re not just there as background. Everyone tagged is going to get a significant role, as long as I actually finish this one.)

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    5,377
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    104
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    When Rose stumbles upon a fearsome creature in the woods, she finds herself both unnerved and intrigued. But as she attempts to befriend the cryptid and unravel its mysterious origins, she discovers more than she bargained for.

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    24,840
    Chapters:
    6/?
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    33
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    59
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    12
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    “The end of modern society started quietly, subtly, slowly. Through animals becoming bolder, the wilds growing thicker, the ocean becoming more restless, tremors increasing.

    It ended loudly, quickly, unmistakably. Animals attacked the humans that had taken over their homes, trees uprooted and crashed down onto construction sites, tsunamis were born suddenly, earthquakes ripped apart neighborhood. Oddest of all, it lasted a day. 36 hours at the most.

    Since Sollux Captor’s father never came home from work and his brother wasn’t responding to him screaming his name up and down the streets of Mount Carroll, it was a good guess all of his family was dead.”

    After the end of the world, Sollux Captor goes on a road trip to find other surviving communities. He never expects to find an old friend.

    ((self-indulgent humanstuck solkat soft apocalypse au don’t look at me))

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    6
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    25
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    2
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    354
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    Dave had several realizations while he was on the meteor, about himself, his childhood, and his feelings towards his best friends. He is able to talk about them, but only with specific people. this is his journey of opening up, and getting the happiness he deserves.

    [Mostly Pesterlogs]
    [Possible NSFW in the future]

    TW: depression, child abuse,

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,425
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    276

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