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    Prince Eridan Ampora has made a law that all lowbloods must wear magic on their necks to protect themselves, the highbloods and the kingdom from a threat that the lowbloods might pose. John Egbert and Rose Lalonde are pushed by their dreams to stop this horrible decree. Lead by a prophecy from ancient times, Rose's Seer magic, and strange helping hand and the determination to set things right, the pair will go to gather the foretold warriors to overthrow the royal bloods and the new command.
    This medieval AU will feature many canon and noncanon ships.
    UPDATES EVERY OTHER WEEKEND BUT PLEASE IGNORE THE TYPOS AND MISTAKES :p

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    When you step through the doorway into the new universe, you remember everything. Every doomed timeline, every offshoot universe, every memory from every you-that-was-but-wasn’t-you.

    It’s fucking the Strilondes up something fierce.

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    Eridan and Sollux have been ditched (not really) by Aradia and Fef, and hate where this is going
    Aradia and Feferi hope they can survive prom being friends
    Dave won’t let Karkat leave this hell already
    Nepeta is REALLY fuckin gay for Terezi, but she can’t just leave her moirail!
    Gamzee promises Tavros that this will be “the single motherfucking greatest moment of your motherfucking life.”
    John is really bad at this
    Dirk’s pretty bad at this too (Let’s admit it Jake is too....hella)
    Rose and Kanaya can’t wait to sip that fresh tea

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    John wasn't really willing to get up off from the couch.

    Sure, theoretically, he may have been able to lift his legs up and put them on the ground, and stand up and crack his aching back, and stretch his arms out over his head until he was nice and relaxed and go take a quick jog, but he didn't have the energy for it. He hadn't had the energy for it in an entire year, and he hadn't had the energy for it even if it were to get up and get food for his nineteenth birthday, spent by himself. He thinks that his phone was lit up with snapchat notifications, but he never bothered checking. Even his most hellacious of streaks up and died a couple of months ago.

    John turned nineteen yesterday and he forgot until now, a day later.

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    How is all of this shit is supposed to go?
    Do we play up our powers or keeping them down low?
    Do we strut around saying we made your universe?
    We died just to have the chance so don’t make this worse
    On us for all the things we’ve done for this shot at life
    After years of fearing, drifting, conscious of time passing by
    We’ve all got our issues that we have overcome or
    Still are overcoming because it’s not just once and then it’s over

    Current Progress:
    Act 1 - Chapters 1 - 22
    Act 2 - Chapters 23 - ?

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    26/?
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    Mankind fell and robots took over the world. But all that is old news, that's not the story you want to hear.
    This is a story about hate, this is a story about love, this is a story about family, this is a story about friendship. This is a story about an underground bunker, robots gaining sentience and two brothers running away from an unknown threat.

    But mostly, this is a story about children growing up after the end of the world.

     

    Updates 14th of every month. Chapters length may vary. Sometimes bonus chapters will be posted outside the normal update schedule.

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    In which four gods save the world in its hour of need.

    Or

    The Beta Kids came out for a boss fight and are honestly so disappointed right now.

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    Copa- (co!) Copacabana... The hottest spot north of Havana (here!) At the Copa- (co!) Copacaaabaana... Music and passion were always the fashion at the Copaaa..

    You've been completely ignoring one of the last things on your wedding prep list. One of the most important, for fuck's sake. You'd seen Dirty Dancing and the Wedding Singer enough times to know that being able to dance was very important.

    And unfortunately, you can't. At all. You're absolutely horrible at, always have been, but hopefully not always will. Because David fucking Strider was going to teach you how to waltz if it kills him.

    And you'll be making a point to try very hard not to fall in love with him while you're at it.

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    Want to take my own jab for a fix it/rewrite Homestuck. There are certain parts I am not too fond of, mainly stuff after Act 5 Act 2 and onwards. Feel free to disagree if you thought the canon progress went well or not. This is somewhat to personally vent ideas talked among with friends about it. They could do it better than me once they have the time. As well as any others who would be interested to make their own spin.

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    No blurb for this one. Someone challenged me to write a fic about handholding, so I did.

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    It’s Earth C, these weird teens are gods, and they’re ready to make some memes, baby! A Group Chat fic, since a good chunk of Homestuck in in chat format anyway.

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    “[Insert Character Here] said gay rights.” - Dave Strider, known bisexual

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    Sollux Captor has the worst luck possible. Not only is his girlfriend dead, but now, he's the latest victim in the string of attacks that have littered Alternia.

    Eridan Ampora is still learning the ways of being a vampire, and what rules must never be broken. With the police still baffled, he decides to test his limits, but only time will tell if he is caught or not.

    Xefros Tritoh has no clue what is going on. He's torn between his semi-abusive best friend who is leading a rebellion and the destruction of all vampires, and the only vampire that treats him like, well, a human.

    What will happen when plans change unexpectedly? Will the rebellion be the downfall of every undead vampire?

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    After a game company releases their rules online for free, a lot more people joined the wargaming club at school. People meet, people fall in love, and most of all, people obliterate each other's armies for fun.

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    Roxy is up to something, and John's on to her. (But not really.)

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    In an alternate universe, Eridan stumbles upon an Easter egg in the game that would make everyone's wet dreams come to fruition. Hardcore shipping ensues.

    This is my first fic, period. I plan to update monthly, but bear with me if this isn't the case. Not really a peaceful point in my life.

    [Yes, this is the same fic as on fanfiction(dot)net. Yes I am HeirOfLaG. Why restrict my work to one site?]

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    7/?
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    --has a brief-but-not-really existential crisis, gets caught having such feelings by almost everyone, gets involved in more than a few somewhat one-shot events, all that conclude with him being engulfed by the human emotion called friendship, hence eventually coming to terms with his said repressed feelings and learning more about his friends and himself; This includes terrible narrating, subtle and not subtle mental breakdowns, friendship moments, reconciliation moments, somewhat caliginous moments, heart-to-heart talks and lots of stupid monologues.

    TL;DR: a somewhat depressed John Egbert learns a little more about grieving and acceptance towards change with the help of his friends.

    [INDEFINITE HIATUS UNTIL REBOOT]

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    After they were done building their new worlds and the World Tree that intertwined them together, the gods were given a choice. They could remain as they are and rule over the mortal realm, or be reborn millennia into the future alongside all the friends they lost on their journey. For anyone that knew them at all that choice was a no-brainer really.

    And now it is the thirteenth of April, and it's the supposed birthday of the first of the First Gods, the Heir of Breath. It just so happens that today is the day that a boy by the name of John Egbert is celebrating his thirteenth birthday. It was supposed to be a quiet affair, really. With some cakes, maybe some pranks, and all around good time to be had.

    So of course, this is the day that the world decided that it had to go crazy.

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    Its John Egbert's 22nd Birthday, but it definitely doesn't feel like it. Not without that special someone.

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    There's a creepy house that John Egbert just has to get into. What, or who, will he find there?

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    So basically this will be a mix between an AU of Homestuck (in a way) where the extra John on this scene (see page and pester log) accidentally creates a new universe by zapping from place to place and time to time without control of his powers (see this Prologue for more on the subject). In this universe the Sburb and Sgrub games never get used and though the meteors still fall, there are duplicates of the Alpha kids and the Troll race shares the same universe with the humans because of zapping shenanigans. Also, underneath a mountain, monsters exist and, only by rescuing earth like That John did, will they get a chance to come to the surface (decided to use an AU for undertale too, this time Get-rammed's AU of Beastale) This will only show up like halfway through the fic so for now prepare to enjoy only troll and human shenanigans. Also, characters from a fan comic called Madstuck will show up. (see first page here)

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    2
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