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    The first fourteen chapters of this fanfiction were written when I was a teenager and can be summed up as follows:
    John is a pizza man. Dave lives with his bro. Shenanigans and a gay singularity ensue.

    The rest of this fanfiction is being written now that I have some life experience and a writing degree under my belt. It can be summed up as follows:
    John and Dave and Karkat and Rose and Kanaya all live within a few blocks of each other and everyone's being an insufferable young adult and the gay singularity is still coming and there will be blood. Not really, there's just going to be a fair bit of light hearted angst and some indiscriminate kissing. Stay tuned.<3

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    43/?
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    55
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    160
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    Four encounters1. with the divine.

     

    1. As it were.

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    416
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    8
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    2
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    41
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    John and Karkat make bad decisions together and suffer the consequences.

    technically just a prequel to a bigger project, ill update the tags as i progress.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    50
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    An introspective look on John's love life. Why had he put so many people aside when he could've lived such a full life? For the better of the team, right?

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    1/1
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    6
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    81
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    If there is only one Lord English then how does Sburb playout in a world not doomed yet still different? find out in the adventures of David Lalonde, Rose Strider, Jade Egbert, and John Harley.

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    31,234
    Chapters:
    37/?
    Comments:
    126
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    1468
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    June and Karkat relax and play mistress and treasured pet.

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    413
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    5
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    Sollux and Dave have known each other since high school, even went to college together. Now, they're roommates, and Sollux and Dave have kept secrets from each other. Sollux has liked Dave for a long time. And Dave likes larger guys.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    20
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    30
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1062
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    dave strider wus a loner single anime kid........... until karate vantass (the jock) gave him daily beatins

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    29
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    36
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    2
    Hits:
    407
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    It's movie night, and Dave is sentimental.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    20
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    1
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    Dave Strider lives with his three other roommates, Sollux, Karkat and John. One day, due to being sleep deprived and stressed to hell, Dave decides to message John on an anonymous account. Dave was hoping to get his feelings out of his system, but this only serves to make shit worse. Sparking a chain of events that spiral Dave further and further down a hole of stress and anguish as John seeks to find out which one of them sent the message, all while Dave drags his other roommates into the fray.

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    73/?
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    406
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    34
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    A story of June Egbert realizing they are transgender and trying to learn how to tackle their self doubt and identity.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    299
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    ...in which John is about to get married to Karkat, but is a whore and wants to be with Dave instead.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
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    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    204
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    A sampler of five unconnected drabbles of blackrom ships inspired by an FFA thread, and one drabble of a blackrom ship nobody asked for.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    57
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    In which I get incredibly bored during quarantine, and rewrite Twilight, but with Eridan and Sollux. Statistically changed around 75% of the plot, for my own selfish reasons. Still tried to stay true to the original story- and yes, they still sparkle. Not sorry.

    Or, alternatively, in which the main protagonist falls for the local vampire thot and then goes on to make ridiculously reckless decisions. I don’t know, I’ve never watched the anime.

    OR, alternatively, once more, sollux suffers. eridan is here doing things. ps twilight rewrite

    All credit goes to Stephenie Meyer.

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    Chapters:
    40/40
    Comments:
    97
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    113
    Bookmarks:
    23
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    3780
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    A couple guys watch from the second level of the block as the screws lead the new to their cell assignments. More than a couple guys also watch, but these two guys are different. Neither of these guys is shouting, or gesticulating, or visibly jacking off like the pair of hulking bluebloods across the tier. One of them is big, bespectacled and buck toothed. The other is blond, slimmer, covered in scars, and there’s something wrong with his eyes. The blond one isn’t jacking off like the aforementioned bluebloods, but he wants to fuck one of the new cons. The short one with the short horns. The one walking like a fighter, not cowering, but clearly outmatched.

    Bright eyes leans on the railing. You’d have to know him pretty well to know he’s beating down a raging erection through sheer concentrated cool. John knows him pretty well.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    336
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    James Egbert, Sr., opened the small café of his dreams when he was twenty years old, and ran it with his family until the day he died. Sixty years, and not a day did he regret it.

    James Jr. took over after his father’s passing, and his children came along with him; John, Jane, and Jade, along with the dubiously-related Cousin Jake, took their Poppop’s beloved café into their hands.

    This is what happened after that.

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    English
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    6,140
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    4
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    10
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    Nothing beats having your very own troll for a pet. Smarter than dogs, cuter than kittens! They’ve always been here. You can cuddle all day! Or have them help you with your chores! Tell them all your secrets. Don’t have a troll in your household yet? No problem! Isn’t it great how they show up on your doorstep all on their own? Begin your new life today.

    Trolls love you. Trolls are your friends.

    John Egbert is afraid of everything and with good reason.

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    English
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    13,950
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    520
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    disclaimer-i do not own homestuck or any of the characters. They all belong to Hussie.

    CURRENTLY REWRITING

    [ALSO ON WATTPAD]

    After his first heartbreak, Karkat grows closer to his not-so-secret admirer. When he realises how he feels about her, will they be together forever, or will they crash and burn?

    Language:
    English
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    12,421
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    397
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    Written in 2012, archived from fanfiction.net. All author's notes are preserved from the original.

    The game is over. Everything is back to normal. There never was a game. Everything is perfect. Perfect.

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    English
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    1,808
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
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    91
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    Written in 2012, archived from fanfiction.net. All author's notes are preserved from the original.

    Will you, won't you want me to make you?
    I'm coming down fast, but don't let me break you
    Tell me, tell me, tell me the answer
    You may be a lover, but you ain't no dancer.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    915
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    98

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