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    Dirk has been meeting with John in the woods for the past few months. Long enough to have developed a healthy curiosity and, well, how could he pass up the opportunity to actually bang a werewolf?

    PWP

    Content warning: trans male character receiving vaginal sex, John is in werewolf-form while the sex is happening

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    1/1
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    9
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    3
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    John, the ever technologically inept, requests noted machine expert Dirk's help in making way-too-early morning coffee and cocoa. They might end up helping each other with a little more.

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    1/1
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    5
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    1
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    dirk and john fuck with a horse strap on, dirk makes my little pony references. the norm.

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    1/1
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    1
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    dirk strider and john egbert go to the mall and see an ear piercing place (definitely not claire's), it catches john's eye and hijinks ensue

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    56
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    After John's dad passes in a terrible car crash, he makes the rash decision to flee to Texas in order to have the support and company of his long-time internet friend, Dave. Problem is, Dave already has a roommate, his apartment is small, and John can't live there forever.

    When Dave gets a call from his brother Dirk complaining about a runaway ex and an abandoned lease, an opportunity opens up.

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    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    212
    Bookmarks:
    21
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    2893
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    Dirk is alone in the Egbert house and decides that it's a prime time to snoop through John's room. Things pretty much snowball from there.

    Content Warning: Dirk is sixteen and John is eighteen. Chapter 5 has some very, very mild internalized homophobia, and Chapter 6 has explicit references to adolescent alcoholism and milder references to bad parenting. Chapter 7 features more internalized homophobia as well as references to past child abuse. Chapter 8 has some explicit body-image-issues stuff, chapter nine is more references to child abuse.

    This was originally a one-shot that is now being expanded. I have no idea how long it will be or how often it will be updated, but chapter one is a "complete" slice of highschool AU if you just want a piece. Stop at chap 4 if you only want fluff.

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    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    500
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    “I mean, we’ve never really talked before this.” You say keeping your voice steady. You’re still trying to process that John thinks the two of you are friends.

    “Sure we have! Remember when I threw a pie at you at my seventh birthday party?”

    “No, not really.”

    “Oh come on dude! We’ve totally talked before.”

    “Name one time, other than your seventh birthday party.” You say.

    “What about when….uh…..” John puts a hand in his hair as he tries to think. He slouches in his chair, “Oh man you’re right, we really don’t talk.”

    “Exactly.”

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    20
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    3
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    228
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    Jane Crocker has lived her whole life under her mothers thumb as the heiress to the baking empire, Crocker corp, by day. But unbeknownst to her mother, she runs a secret detective agency at night.

    After the announcement of a young woman's death on the radio, a woman named Jasprose comes to Jane with a case that is just a little too personal.

    But Jasprose seems to know more than she lets on, and every time Jane tries to figure her out, she disappears.

    Who is she? And why does she keep flirting with Jane?

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    Chapters:
    16/16
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    218
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    John and Dirk have some fun.

    T4T fic dedicated to a John IRL. This is literally just fucking porn.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    12
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    251
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    Its Thanksgiving. Want to skip that long insulting conversation about how you're still single? Well, look no further!
     
    I am a 26 year old felon with no high school degree and a bedsit full of robotic body parts. I can play anywhere between the ages of 20 and 29 depending on how much hair product I use. Im a freelance technician and work late nights at a bar fixing sound equipment for terrible musicians. If you'd like to have me as your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your family, I'm game.

    John finds the perfect prank to pull on his dad for Thanksgiving.

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    Chapters:
    7/10
    Collections:
    1
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    77
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    187
    Bookmarks:
    28
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    John finds out that most of his friends have had a crush on him at some point - including Dirk Strider.

    Wait, when did THAT happen?

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    230
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
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    John is revived on Theseus about a year into the trip, and he’s come back both ascended and depressed. He disassociates often, which for him is a lot more literal than most. Dirk brings out a side of sadism John didn’t realise he had in him and John brings out sadomasochism that Dirk was well aware he had in him. It’s kind of romantic.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    319
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    Keeping up with gods is exhausting, overwhelming, and nearly impossible, when you're mortal, but Dirk's getting used to it. It's worth it, when his boyfriend is so perfect.

    John has been immortal for thousands of years, but only now is he getting used to the idea of forever. The hard part is just telling Dirk.

    Takes place about ten years after a match made for heaven, and might not make total sense unless you've read that one first.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    120
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    ⚠️TRIGGER WARNINGS⚠️
    Depression
    Anorexia
    Eating Disorders
    Rape
    Incest
    Blood
    Scars
    Abandonment
    Child Abuse
    Pedophilia
    Suicidal Thoughts

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    The entire world believed in Soulmates. It was natural with the red strings that were tied around each of their fingers.

    Dave was different. He was trapped in his own world. He rarely cared for the string around his finger. It wasn't something he really believed. Once his friend left him to move schools he was a goner. Subject to torment. He just dealt with what his brother did. It was all he could do.

    Recovery was difficult. Karkat could barely stomach the thought of it. He had been doing his best, listening to his family drone on while his weight problems really only got worse. He went to therapy every Monday. He hoped he would get better for the sake of his family but he didn't know if it help.

    That was until they met. Their pinkies tied together in an endless Red Period and they are fated to fall in love.

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    31,328
    Chapters:
    8/16
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    925
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    “What ever,” he says, intelligently. “You’d be so lucky to have me and you know it.”

    Dirk looks at him- really looks at him, those bright eyes that John sure never knew he had sliding along his body, assessing. It should feel a lot hornier than it actually does. But it doesn’t, because the gaze is all assessing, and when Dirk flicks his eyes over at the guy who’s touching him like Dirk’s his, the dismissal is all too clear.
    And it burns.

    “Sure,” Dirk says, caustic. “Whatever helps you sleep at night, bro.”

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    Chapters:
    2/6
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    313
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    It’s about midday, sunlight lays on the floor from the window. John’s fingers ease through your hair, careful of its chill-as-hell styling. You’re here ‘cuz it’s been a week since you last slept. But you haven’t told him that.

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    English
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    2,266
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    184
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    John bullies Dirk pretty consistently, but it's different when it's just the two of them. Usually, Dirk feels more in control when he's the one getting John off. This time, the tables are turned.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    438
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    Your name is Dirk Strider and in a turn of events that shocks absolutely no one, you have a John Egbert on your lips. You have no idea how you got here except maybe if you thought about it every single playfully flirtatious argument the two have had since he joined your anime club last year.

    John is unbanned from anime club. Not because Dirk likes him or anything, baka.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    12,116
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    99
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    798
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    Stridercest Week Day 2: Strife

    John, Jake, and Dave are filming an ARG. John brings the ghost know-how, Jake wants to play the hero, Dave brings the filming expertise and a creepy object. Dirk is the real ghost haunting them, and he has some unfinished business: he died a virgin. Shenanigans ensue.

    (Tags may be updated.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,939
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    396
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    "jackin each other off and bonding about trauma, just Guy Things amiright" (prompt by @theyoungphoenix )

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    105
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    583

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