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    Your name is John Egbert, and now you know you're human... so why do you still feel empty?

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    44
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    126
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1534
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    As always, the most important events of June Egbert's life fall on her birthdays. On her 19th, however, she decides that more than wellwishing might be called for.

    Written for Gamblignant8's June Egbert Jam.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
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    Comments:
    14
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    80
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    15
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    It wasn't supposed to be this way.

    He wasn't supposed to be alone.

    But he was.

    And he was willing to do whatever it takes to fix everything again.

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    2,246
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    225
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    Somethings up.

    Four teenagers stumble into a conspiracy theory, which they may or may not be the center of.

    Four almost adults discover they aren’t the only ones.

    And 12 separated aliens try to survive on a suspiciously familiar planet, and maybe get some help from some of its inhabitants.

    Romance, familial discovery, and a poorly-executed bank heist ensue.

    ...

    Oh, yeah, and superpowers. Superpowers are here too.

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    English
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    3,009
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    288
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    Up until just moments ago, Jane Crocker was sitting on your kitchen floor rearranging your stacks of Tupperware with mathematical precision. Jake had fallen asleep with his phone nestled between his chin and his collarbone. But now your ectoparents are gone, headed back to where they came from.

    Your brother is the only one who stays. You appreciate this more than you could ever say aloud.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    427
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    Everyone saw Dave and Karkat getting together coming. What was surprising, however, was when the two of them came to John and asked for his help having a kid.

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    4/?
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    13
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    371
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    The inevitable heat death of the universe will one day leave what civilization currently calls home a barren wasteland. Or perhaps one's planet will be overtaken by tyrannical dictators who enforce an oppressive class system upon all tiers of life that now live there. But maybe, just maybe, the universe is a yin yang, containing two forces with opposite priorities struggling for control over the natural order of things and said universe's fate is entirely dependent on which side wins. Until then, if order is to continue at all, the multiverse needs more fuel for its fire so not to burnout too soon before Armageddon. For that, one must obtain a stable entropy source. For that, public servants are needed to smash negative feelings and grief wherever they can find them and extract the entropy from their cores.

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    2/?
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    2
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    1
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    190
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    Jade needs to be needed, and that's really all there is to say on the matter.

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    English
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    1,612
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    266
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    You would appear in his windowsill and he would be so happy – or maybe he would wake you up first, and you would cry and jump up and down because the Heir is awake, and you have so much to explore! You’d watch the eclipse, dazzled, as Skaialight flitted across cumulonimbi. And John would come to know all of your Prospitian friends, and as the gilded planet revolved ‘round Skaia you would tell him all about your life and how you had waited for this. You wouldn’t be alone anymore.

    The reality is – not disappointing, no. You won’t call it that. The reality is. Different.

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    English
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    13,018
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    31
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    78
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    888
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    Your name is John Egbert. You are one of the only survivors of an entire timeline.
    Sometimes, you visit your sister.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    236
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    Your name is John Egbert, and you're fairly sure you used to be human.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
    351
    Bookmarks:
    68
    Hits:
    3674
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    There was great darkness in their world, yes, in all the worlds, in every possible world.
    But for now, there was light, together.

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    179
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
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    87
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    beta kids. road trip au. Make It Happen.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    253
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    Definition of cabrón [Spanish for: dumbass]
    adj.
    stupid; brainless.

    Your name is JOHN EGBERT. You are 18, and a senior at SKAIA HIGH SCHOOL. You live in a house with your FATHERLY father, and your pet iguana, CASEY. You are currently having a breakdown over a pair of pants.

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    Chapters:
    1/10
    Comments:
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    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    In Which A Tealbood In The Far End Of Her Adolescence Courts The Subject Of Her Pitch Interest Which Proves Complicated As He Is An Alien God And His Understanding Of Black Romance Is Limited Or So She Thinks; Contains 1 Major Death (Followed By Resurrection), 1 Chatlog, 1 Instance Of Shameless Pale Affection, 1 Instance Of Intentional Bucket Misuse, And Several Pitch Kisses.

    Language:
    English
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    6,494
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    117
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    976
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    A story in which a young mutant is given as tribute to the Grand Highblood and struggles to find his place in the world, ultimately coming to the conclusion that social reform is required. Involves over six separate duels (including two for quadrants), many scenes of violence, episode of traumatic flashbacks, multiple scenarios involving mind control, sexual encounters (both consensual and not), the destruction of no less than five fine seagoing vessels, blatant hemocaste desecration, even more blatant hemodiscrimination, two cases of mild quadrant vacillitation, one instance of quadrant fuckupery, and an inordinate amount of swearing. May not be appropriate for grubs and young trolls.

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    Chapters:
    28/28
    Comments:
    235
    Kudos:
    381
    Bookmarks:
    83
    Hits:
    11918
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    Where Karkat discovers the MAGIC of COOKING and uses FOOD to solve ALL issues and make life better.

    Also, pairings.

    ALL THE PAIRINGS.

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    English
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    43,559
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    164
    Kudos:
    251
    Bookmarks:
    56
    Hits:
    4572
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    What it boils down to is this:

    You're alone in your room in a house that's too big, too much, and everything you demanded from it all at once, and your head is in your hands because you think you might be in love.

    or

    John Egbert and Jade Harley face the consequences of games gone wrong.

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    English
    Words:
    1,521
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    553
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    Dave is tall and holds objects over his head so John can't reach them. In the end John fills his pranksters gambit triumphantly.

    Language:
    English
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    1,931
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    434
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    John tries to go shopping. That' s a normal thing to do, right? And after everything, he can be normal again. Everything is fine.
    tuesjade prompt for: pajamas

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,704
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    276

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