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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you hate Dave Strider. He's always one-upping you, always getting a slightly better grade, always one step closer to valedictorian than you are. You would give anything to get him out of your life. And then you're partnered with him for your stupid fucking Romeo and Juliet project. Fuck.
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    Your name is Dave Strider, and you know Vantas isn't your biggest fan. You're not sure why, but you guess it doesn't really matter, as long as he puts his hatred aside long enough for you guys to finish this project. Hell, maybe he'll even grow to like you along the way. A guy can dream, right?

    (OR: Karkat considers Dave his mortal enemy, and Dave doesn't give a shit as long as it doesn't impact their grade.)

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    1/?
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    Sometimes when you're desperate, you make questionable choices. Sometimes the questionable choice involves a demon who's almost charming enough for the deal you made with him to be attractive, on your end. Sometimes the demon you made a deal with is more complicated than you expected. Sometimes there's a ghost, and some magic...and maybe a couple kisses.

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    16/16
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    46
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    8
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    A zine about moving out after being stuck home.

    A fully illustrated look at the beta kids' first year at UW, circa 2014 (all images, 15 pages).

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    1/1
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    2
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    TG: john listen to me because im going to tell you something super important

    TG: you are a goddamn idiot. you are an absolute moron.

    TG: you’re going to get yourself absolutely destroyed or lost or some shit like that and because of your shitty track record, someone’s gonna have to call 911 to report some stupid asshole who decided that going into a forest to look for some random ufo is more important than preserving his life and living another day.

    TG: send pics

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    2/?
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    John has never seen Dave with his socks off before. He's in for a surprise.

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    2/2
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    6
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    Dave's been planning something for a good five years. Here's the aftermath.

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    1/1
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    Festivals.

    You’ve never been to one but you’ve heard they’re supposed to be fun. Food, games, accidentally getting roped into marrying a member of the royal family.

    Wait what?

     

    (11/14/2021)

    {𝐇𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐬}
    I kinda hate all the ideas I had for this fic so imma give it a bit of time before continuing it

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    1/?
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    Oldest son. Heir. Crown Prince. Dirk heard it all the time. Little did he know what it meant.

    He got better. And thank god he got better. 11 more years and Dirk’s responsibility would be on top of him. But for now, he tried to stay quiet. Even as he heard arguments about the war. Even as he heard his mother try and reason with her husband. He didn’t know what they were saying. But he remembered the night after he visited the king..

    Derse and Prospit have been at war for as long as the prince can remember. Between hiding magic, and trying to rule in place of a disinterested mother and an absent father, its all he can do not to fall apart. And thats what he can’t afford to do, when his younger brother is counting on him.

     

    OR: a strilonde-centric royalty and fantasy au, focusing on familial relationships, and magic :o

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    Chapters:
    11/?
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    21
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    19
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    The beta kids end up with the wrong guardians and a new session is made.

    (Unbetaded, will fix errors later)

    (This is based on a fanfic I made on fanfiction.net.... wich I never finished writing)

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    18/413
    Comments:
    8
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    45
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    Dave had never liked the sun. It was strange, he was drawn to other things that were large and fiery and such. But never the sun. Something about it bugged him. Could be the heat or how early it was there or the heat again or the fact that it never fucking went away. Did he already mention the heat.

    The worst part of it was how unbearingly present it could be. It didn’t matter if he was working in the field or taking a break by the creek, it was always there, pushing at his back, his face, his sides. Making him sloppy and tired while he tended to the field, trying to lose himself in the routine. Even now when he was trying to submerge himself in sleep it was there in his eyes.

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    the story of a war told through snapshots

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    1/?
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    A couple guys watch from the second level of the block as the screws lead the new to their cell assignments. More than a couple guys also watch, but these two guys are different. Neither of these guys is shouting, or gesticulating, or visibly jacking off like the pair of hulking bluebloods across the tier. One of them is big, bespectacled and buck toothed. The other is blond, slimmer, covered in scars, and there’s something wrong with his eyes. The blond one isn’t jacking off like the aforementioned bluebloods, but he wants to fuck one of the new cons. The short one with the short horns. The one walking like a fighter, not cowering, but clearly outmatched.

    Bright eyes leans on the railing. You’d have to know him pretty well to know he’s beating down a raging erection through sheer concentrated cool. John knows him pretty well.

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    Dave lives in Hustion, Texas. He's usually not able to get out of his place, but one day when his bro is out Dave is able to walk down the street and get some fresh air, where he meets another young man his age.

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    1/1
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    The human kids have some late night banter over movies.

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    1/1
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    13
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    1
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    John Egbert has just about lost interest in everything. When Vriska returns to Earth C, it dredges up some old feelings that have grown very complicated.

    This is a June Egbert story. She doesn't know that yet. Figuring it out won't be easy. It'll be a rough, painful process, with a lot of unpleasant emotions.

    Being trans is like that sometimes.

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    In a world where a fanfiction author decides that they really liked the Infinite Loops idea before realizing how fucking big and weird it was decided to make a fanfiction in a fandom they had newly fallen into. Join multiple characters that you love and hate in an adventure that you won't ever forget! Or at least I hope you don't forget that would make me sad if you did.

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    16,193
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    6/?
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    20
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    49
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    11
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    1325
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    John is a small mermaid living in the deep seas, he gets caught up in a current during a storm and he is tossed far away from his home. On his journey back home, he finds himself on a human fishing vessel. When he is brought up to the surface, a small human child vouches on his behalf and aims to have John sent back home.

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    14
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    Everything hurts. Your sliced bicep screams with every movement and your battered chest throbs sharply each time you take a breath. Your entire back burns fiercely. There’s a nasty bruise forming on your jaw, you can feel it.

    Bro is standing a good few feet away, coolly assessing you. It’s obvious that you’re not doing too hot and you wonder when this fight will end. The answer is not now, because he’s raising his sword and gearing up to swing.

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    Dave sees absolutely nothing wrong with his home life. His friends do.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    26
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    129
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    Dave gets braces. That's it.

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    1/1
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    Dave gives Dirk friendship advice.

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    1/1
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    5
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    55
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    Or: A Knight-Errant, a Naive Squire, A Brusque Tinkeress, and a Snarky Wizard walk into a bar, start a bar fight, proceed to get kicked out, and then accidentally topple the burgeoning empire of a corrupt politician or two before going on a vacation with some monster-slaying.

    Featuring literally as many Homestuck characters as I can fit.

    Temporarily on hiatus due to IRL! Updates will return ASAP
    (Technically 23/365)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    94,909
    Chapters:
    36/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1638

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