13 Works in John Carter (Barsoom)

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    Seeing me hesitate, the woman advanced. I saw the golden-haired handmaiden Doreah leap forward from behind her and snake her arm around the woman’s upper chest. My opponent arched her back and her eyes became very wide. Doreah whispered “I’m sorry,” and released her.

    The hilt of the steel whip rolled out of her fingers. She slowly sank to her knees and looked up at me. She was beautiful, and I fancied that in other circumstances we would have been friends, perhaps even lovers. But instead she would now die.

    “Tell John Carter,” she whispered, “tell my beloved husband that my final thoughts were of him, my final regret the child I could not give him. Tell him that I died recalling my love for him. Before you kill me, promise me this.”

    There had been a time when I would have gladly uttered such drivel as my own final words.

    “I will tell him nothing,” I said, and ran my sword through her heart.
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    John Carter and Dejah Thoris of the Burroughs novels are mis-directed to the world of Game of Thrones, fulfilling two separate prophecies. Carter is a Confederate officer; his ideas might be considered unenlightened. Dejah is very good at killing people, but she feels bad about it.

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    The sun crested the distant cliffs across the vast expanse of sand and dirt in front of them, and in a blink the purple of the Barsoomian night was chased away by brilliant daggers of sunlight. Dejah whooped and shouted “It is three days’ ride— follow me!”

    John Carter does not know much about Barsoom, Tharks, Helium or the struggles of red men. During the three days' ride to the river Iss, and then Helium, he learns.

    Or: John Carter's Crash Course in Socio-Politic Relations Between Barsoom's Major Sentient Races: A Gonzo Ethnography.

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    Rory starts a club. He regrets it.

    I know this is a big mess of a multi crossover but honestly this is like 100% humour.

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    John Carter si prepara a dare inizio al suo piano.
    Iniziativa: Questa storia partecipa al #Writober 2019 di Fanwriter.it.
    Prompt: 17. Cartolina
    Numero parole: 101.

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    This will be a collection of first chapters for stories I'd like to tell, eventually.

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    22 Nov 2018

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    There are a lot of Presidents in fiction. So who's in the White House in a world where all of fiction is true? A short description of all the presidents of the United States, from it's birth to it's death.

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    Una double-drabble ambientata nl periodo in cui John Carter è bloccato sulla Terra e sogna di poter tornare su Marte dalla sua sposa.
    Ha partecipato all'iniziativa Easter Egg Day.
    Prompt: Viaggi nel tempo e nello spazio.

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    Like, whatever. He has two masters' degrees. He's a freakin' astronaut. He is the King of Mars. One learning disability does not impede King Mark. Clearly.

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    A graphic/wallpaper I made of John Carter and Dejah Thoris from the 2012 movie John Carter.

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    The thoughts behind some of Dejah's intense looks in the movie. Will eventually become a post movie story.

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    "My Uncle Jack didn't just leave me his journal, he left me a letter too,"

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    "Dejah Thoris, Princess of Helium, Regent of the Royal Helium Academy of Science, and newly wedded wife of John Carter, woke to screams."

    What happened while the lovers were parted.

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    Touch the sky. Basically the whole movie in three and a half minutes, set to Nicki Minaj.

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