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    The young former Princess Visenya, and now Maegelle Targaryen, after the death of King Robert I Baratheon can finally come to King's Landing without fear of death at the hands of Robert, who has vowed to kill any Targaryen he can.

    Exactly, "any Targaryen he can"...

    He hasn't been able to touch Maegelle since Tywin Lannister took her to Casterly Rock and she was under his care for the next seventeen years, raised to be against her real family. Even her changed name is to make her realize who she should be.

    But will she listen to it? After all, she had spent her entire life with the murderers of her family…

    [I mark +18 chapters 🥰]

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    Robert had agreed to marry Cersei Lannister because Tywin Lannister had assured him that his only daughter was an omega. It seems Cersei had him and everyone else fooled, not Robert though. Knowing that to question Cersei Lannister's second gender would only insult the one man he needed on his side, Robert still married her. Now years later Robert continues to await the time to reveal to Tywin Lannister and the kingdom of Cersei's true intentions towards him and his kingdom. When an outside force leaves Robert reeling with what will happen, he can only hope that the Stranger will give him enough time to keep the Lannister bastard off the throne, and expose the Lannister twins for what they are.

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    27/?
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    "As the northern winds greeted the royal procession, Benny Stark watched from the courtyard, excitement, and curiosity mingling in the heart of the five-and-ten-old boy."

    Stark OMC series

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    My fill for the 2024 SanSan Writers' Guild "New Year, New AU" prompt exchange. The apocalypse has hit, resulting in total societal collapse. Survivors have organized into compounds for community and safety in numbers, the largest of which is run with an iron fist by the Lannister family. Sansa Stark was a student at university when it all broke down, and had to find her way on her own somehow. Sandor Clegane works for the Lannisters as Joffrey's bodyguard and general enforcer. He rescues Sansa from one of the roving gangs, and soon both of them will find out what they're truly made of.

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    Not so long ago a little lion had danced with a wolf at a feast. Now the lion is in shackles and the wolf wears a crown. The lines between captor and captive blur as a storm brews and the death rattles of war ring. Myrcella faces a choice, whether to roar or howl.

    Wherein, Myrcella Baratheon is taken hostage by Robb Stark and everything is changed.

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    The Lord of Light willed it so that Stannis Baratheon may never have a male heir.

    But in two marriages -- one to his beloved from House Vaeleris, and another to a religious zealot of House Florent -- two daughters were born. Unlike a son, they would never be able to rule Dragonstone in the way the laws of men dictate.

    His eldest, Rhaena Baratheon, would need to marry and Stannis determined there were no men more honourable than those of House Stark.

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    Adolin Kholin, excessively lost Brightlord of Alethkar (if that even matters anymore what with the ongoing apocalypse back home) meets a very strange horse and feeds it parts of another very strange horse that he encountered.

    Then Ned Stark shows up and sees a stranger petting a direwolf in his woods.

    Westeros isn't going to know what hit it.

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    Robb had wanted so badly to go on the hunt.
    And yet, here he was. Stuck in his room because his mother thought he looked a bit peaky this morning.
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    King Robert gets the joining of the Stark and Baratheon houses he always wanted, but not in the way anyone would expect.

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    «Hay un nuevo dicho en Westeros... La mayor desgracia para los enemigos de la princesa Visenya es que ellos son los enemigos de la princesa Visenya.»
    Fem Jon Snow x Male Daenerys
    Tercera parte de la saga de colores

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    You were the twin of the dark haired child Cersei had with Robert. While fever took your twin, you survived. You are known throughout the seven kingdom as the realm's delight. The years has passed and your younger brother Joffrey wants something you have. Sandor Clegane x Baratheon! Reader

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    Турнир в честь восшествия королевы на престол сулил немало сюрпризов.

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    After some time has passed since the birth of Leonidas, you were celebrating your nameday when you been craving Sandor’s touch.

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    Snippets or drabbles from an alternative universe story I'm working on. This is set in the same universe as "The Black Prince of the West."

    1. Joffrey kills Jon Arryn because the old man is all up in his business.
    2. Joffrey catches his parents having sex.

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    Follows the Game of Thrones Timeline but with major changes to some plot points. Some people who need to die and others survive who should have survived... This is my take on a twist of fate and an outright change to some parts of the story.

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    30/30
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    Jon was told that his eldest sister, Y/n arrived to Castle Black. He was surprised when Y/n arrived with The Hound, Sandor Clegane.

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    5/?
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    28
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    Follow the journey of four couples as one partner issues an ultimatum: Marry, or move on!

    Told through their confessional booth interviews, this season's couples include estranged sisters, reluctant partners, and one shocking confession! Don't miss any of this season's episodes!

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    5
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    Eriene Baratheon is the true heir of Robert Baratheon and Cersei Lannister. She grew up in King's Landing with snakes, liars, drunks, varys birds and Joffrey. She knew nothing of noble and honorable men until she met her Robb.

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    2
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    In Westeros with different events, comes different outcomes. King in the North, Robb Stark, rides to meet Renly Baratheon, King in the South, to create a plan to take down the Lannisters. Catelyn Stark stays in Winterfell with Bran and Rickon while Theon Greyjoy goes with Robb to see Renly. Robb only planned to go to create an alliance with Renly but finds himself falling for the newly appointed Queen of the South, Margaery Tyrell. Robb and Margaery are both conflicted between putting their family and ambitions first over their desire for each other. (No Red Wedding but Robb Still Has a Marriage Agreement with the Freys , No Greyjoy Rebellion and No Taking of Winterfell, and No Ramsay Bolton)

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    11/?
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    Arya's direwolf eats Joffrey alive.

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    Robert Baratheon's court is very similar to that of Charles II and Louis XIV--his bastards are brought up alongside his true-born heirs. And even a bastard can rise high.

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