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    Every contract had it. A Soulmate clause.

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    “You heard me,” Patrick heard Peter say over the phone. “I’m inviting you for a threesome with Joe and I on the condition that you wear your old Habs jersey.”

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    What is Joe up to? He knows I want little to do with the Avalanche since he snubbed me.

    I sit up and text back:

     

    There have been plenty of Avalanche goaltenders other than me, Joe. Ask them.

     

    Hi s reply was swift. I opened it and my eyes widened.

     

    You’re the only one that’s unexpectedly given birth, Patrick.

     

    Or: How Joe and Patrick went from estranged at the beginning of The Grubauer-Roy Rule to getting caught by Cale at the end of it.

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    Sid Crosby always goes to Mario for advice, but Mario doesn't have the best advice on being a gay NHL player, so he introduces Sid to some friends of his.

    Literally pointless. I don't even know.

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    What happens when Teemu is given a "free pass" from Sirpa to have some alone time with Paul to "get it out of their system" is something that will last with all of them for the rest of their lives.

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    Everyone fell silent. In all the chaos we didn’t realize: this now made the second Avalanche goaltender to go through an entire pregnancy without realizing it.

    No wonder the rest of the NHL thinks we’re himbos.

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    Sometimes even a leader needs to kneel.

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    From Catznetsov's notes for the fic Before These Walls Were Blue: -Gretzky and Roy fucked in this fic. You don't need to know that, I just want you to

    I respectfully disagree, I think they need to know that.

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    Just a Swede and a Canadian, dressed like American cowboys, grinding against each other.

    SHAMELESSLY inspired by this photoshoot

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    If you had asked Patrick in the offseason whether his surprise pregnancy had been worth the Stanley Cup, he would have said yes, but it was definitely not worth Martin Brodeur yelling at him for being so stupid.

    Sequel to the final chapter of 14 Stories of Knocked-Up Goalies

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    14 times a goalie was pregnant.

    1: Prologue
    2: Henrik Lundqvist-Delay of Game
    3: Frederik Andersen-Bacon and Ice Cream
    4. Devan Dubnyk-Hatefuck
    5. Marc-Andre Fleury-Afterglow
    6. Martin Brodeur-Morningwood ***NSFW***
    7. Tuukka Rask-Tiny Hat
    8. Roberto Luongo-Double Trouble
    9. Ben Bishop-Show Stealer
    10. Dominik Hašek-Don't Panic
    11. Pekka Rinne-A Shy Announcement
    12. Cam Talbot-Warning Signs
    13. Connor Hellebuyck-Final Step
    14. Ron Hextall-First Step ***NSFW***
    15. Patrick Roy- Should've Paid Attention ***NSFW***

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    The Avs Record Isn't so Great. Joe needs to take care of business

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    In seven seasons from 1996 through 2002 the Colorado Avalanche and the Detroit Red Wings faced each other five times in the playoffs. What followed was one of the nastiest and best rivalries in NHL history.

    Or: How Patrice Roy won her spot on the Avalanche roster and carried the team through seven seasons of the Blood Feud while alternately fighting and fucking Chris Osgood.

    Because no one started playing hockey to make friends.

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    The four times Nick Holden almost gave up on hockey, and the five times hockey didn’t give up on her.

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    The Avs are in the midst of a rebuild, and they have a problem--too many omegas. The team needs to find a way to balance the hormones in the locker room. The easy solution? Stake powerful omega Matt Duchene out in the backyard and have . . . tryouts.

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    Can't stop the hurt inside, when hate and love collide. (yes, from Def Leppard)

    The French used in this story was translated by google translate. Any difficulties should be attributed to that since I don't speak French!

    I also don't own any of these characters except for names you don't recognize. If you got here through a google search of your own name or a name of a friend or loved one, turn away! And this is my first fanfic I ever posted here, so please be kind.

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    Active players have started waking up in bed with retired players who wore the same number when they need relationship advice. It goes some kind of way.

    -*-

    Teemu pulls back and kicks forward at the same time so violently that he knocks both Paul and Ovechkin out of the bed.

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    Preparing for a wedding is stressful enough, can Ryan and Gabe's relationship handle meddling from Bettman and the media?

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    In which the Great Wizard Gretzky, greatest wizard of them all, meddles meddlesomely, and Paul Kariya does not want an Adventure, thank you very much; the neighbours would never stop gossiping about it.

    But how can anybody hope to resist an unexpected Teemu Selanne?

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