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    Joe reads a fairytale out loud.
    Wels slams into a new world confused out of his mind.

    // Or Wels gets reverse-isekaied onto the Hermitcraft server

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    For one night, the Hermits all gather to watch a firework show

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    Season 9 should have been a new start for the hermits after the sudden and chaotic end of Season 8. Instead, they are left stranded far from spawn with no way to contact one another. Somehow, they'll have to find a way to reunite...if they can survive long enough to do so

    A Season 9 AU fic inspired by the Scattered AU

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    Grian finds his admin asleep somewhere very dangerous and has to get him to safety. Then the hermits have to make sure that their admin doesn't overwork himself.

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    Scar didn't break promises. He couldn't. He was many things - a wizard, a con man to some degree, a silver tounged speaker, lucky, but he was no oath breaker. So, when Ren made him promise to keep that gold nugget in his inventory, he knew he was signing himself up for trouble. But, even in the arena of death they treated like a deadly sandbox, he couldn't bring himself to break it.

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    fresh out of double life, cleo seeks out joe hills

    (smut with only dialogue and sonnets; no narration)

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    "Free of charge, free (boy)friend for a day! (or however long you need him)"

    Xisuma puts up signs and advertisements because he is incredibly touch starved

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    6/?
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    The meteor is gone.
    The wither no longer imprisoning worlds.

    And the hermits. Well they have some choices to make.

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    joe and xisuma have found a dynamic they both enjoy. despite that, it's sometimes still overwhelming.

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    What happens when a new hermit joins the group. With no memory of who she was or where she came from, Ice must figure out just how exactly she ended up in the Hermitcraft world. But she's not the only new face in the world, a dark figure begins surfacing causing trouble and chaos wherever she can. Rated Mature for cursing.

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    41/?
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    The members of Hermitcraft and the members of the DSMP mysteriously start swapping places. Add to that, that the Hermitcraft Server seems to be glitching. New Friends and Enemies are made as everyone tries to figure out what is going on. Those who haven't swapped yet struggle to find a way to get their friends back. While those who have been swapped struggle to survive in a new setting as they try to find a way home.

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    11/?
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    Philza was used to the questions, the confused reactions. That didn’t mean it wasn’t annoying, though.

    “The last time you saw your wife was a few years before Tommy was born. Philza Minecraft! Did you fucking cheat on the goddess of Death?”
    “No mate, never! Tommy’s adopted. Wilbur’s my only biological kid.”
    “Huh.” Quackity spoke. “I wonder where he came from.”

    Title from IntheLittleWood's final Last Life episode.

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    When you've lost something and have looked everywhere else, your next step is probably not to go to the edges of comprehensible reality to keep looking. Unless you're Scar, in which case that's a very reasonable place to look, actually. Armed with basic knowledge and a couple of hand made and untested devices, he ventures into the Farlands.

    There's one thing he didn't expect from it all: the consistency of soup.

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    I add to the Hermitcraft fandom, one drabble at the time.

    New:
    Let the Sleepy Bdubs Yell - Stupid, sexy Bdubs

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    Chapters:
    15/?
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    4
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    welsknight's grief becomes a burden. he lets it go.

    inspired by the cremation of sam mcgee by robert w service

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    When a broken, bruised, and barely alive teenager arrives on the hermit's doorstep, they honestly didn't know what to do. Without any way of knowing who the kid is, or even how they got here, they decide the only real solution is to adopt their newest member.

    Of course, it wouldn't be that easy, now would it.

    – or –

    Yet another hermit!tommy fic! Inspired the fics Let’s Be Alone Together by Poker and Shells In The Foam by Cedarwhisp21 well as most other hermit!tommy fics here! Essentially, Tommy finds his way onto the Hermitcraft server and gets to actually process his trauma and heal.

    Remember to read notes at the beginning of each chapter for TWs! Please mind the tags and TW as this fic will contain serious themes and possibly triggering scenes. Enjoy and be safe! ~c

    - ON TEMPORARY HIATUS AS OF JULY 1ST. NOT ABANDONED -

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    Tommy woke up with a killer headache. His eyes were closed, but he heard voices near him. He heard a woman’s voice, calm and quiet, talking to him. He managed to tune in when she chuckled.
    “I can tell your awake kiddo. I’m glad, you gave us quite the scare. We didn’t know if it would work.”

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    Joe Hills was good at not falling into sensory overloads, but being good at things didn't mean being perfect at them.

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    1/1
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    25
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    Shadowwalkers are dangerous, horrible monsters that terrorize the people of Essempii City. For their own safety, citizens are warned to run when they see one. All Shadowwalkers are evil with malicious intentions and will not hesitate to kill anyone on sight.

    Except, maybe that's not the case.

    Bad, for one, can barely hurt a fly. Etho prefers to keep it calm. Quackity just wants some peace. Doc tries to help them, but it's hard to fight for a cause that everyone considers high treason. He tries to keep them safe, keep them hidden, but when there's a group that was formed specifically to hunt down Shadowwalkers, things are bound to go wrong.

    OR, a high school AU with Dream SMP and Hermitcraft crossovers in a world where everything goes nobody’s way.

     

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    Chapters:
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    Phil closed his eyes and sighed. He turned his head towards Wilbur and slowly cracked his eyes open. He was looking at a spot behind Wilbur, like he knows how much Wilbur hates eyes.

    “Wilbur, the thing Tommy was telling you about th-the feeling you get.” He was gesturing with his hands and was obviously very nervous about this.
    “It’s magic.”

    ———————————————————————

    Wilbur is a struggling high school kid with a shit relationship with his parents. He meets a cat and hijinks ensues.

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    22,897
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    45
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    108
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
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