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    Darth Vader has gone back in time to the body of his younger self, who is still a Jedi general during the Clone Wars. He is determined to make sure things go his way and that he loses nothing on his way to claim the future Empire as his. Being back in his younger and healthy body is exhilarating, and soon he discoverers a new sexual prowess and plans on creating a harem of Jedi ladies to help him bring about his rightful future.

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    Use pinking shears to help prevent cut edges from fraying.

    Jocasta wrestles with the aftermath of the Mandalorians intervening in the Umbara situation, especially with Fordo's killing of Pong Krell. In turn, so does the Jedi Council.

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    Two years after Ben and Kal’s marriage, they’ve settled into a pleasant routine that’s about to be disrupted by changes big and small, including the ghosts of Kal’s past employment.

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    When Danriss Kallig meddles with yet another artifact, he, his wife, and his sister get sent hurtling 3,600 years into the future to the middle of the Clone Wars.

    Or, Obi-wan Kenobi has a Very Weird Day.

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    Obi-Wan breaks the teapot. The tightness in his chest and a tremor beginning in his hands distracts him. The ornate clay which once formed the vessel lays shattered on the floor. It's beyond repair. Soon the remains of the teapot would be discarded without a second thought.

    That's something I and the teapot have in common, Obi-wan thought.
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    The turbulent start to Obi-Wan's apprenticeship leaves him struggling with self-worth. Questioning his place in the order and what the force has planned for him, Obi-Wan makes a drastic decision. Qui-Gon Jinn is forced to face his mistakes.

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    Jaster adopts a toddler and Jango gets a little sister. One well-adjusted person should not be able to change as much as she does. There will be lots of impulse adoptions, Jedi and Mandalorians being competent (some more than others), and idiots (some more than others), and a young Obi-Wan.

    Canon and time-line go out the window.

    Inspiration comes from me being super annoyed with everyone's shitty parenting and inability to talk about their problems.

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    Outtakes from my longer fic, Of Crechemasters and Archivists! If you haven’t read that, be sure to read it before you read this fic.
     

     

    The Clawmouse Clan was small, and it’s crechemaster was young, and some might even argue inexperienced—but those individuals were idiots and every Shadow knows that a being who decided to come between a crechemaster and their charge either had a death wish or lacked the intelligence Force gave slime…usually both.

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    What would Obi-Wan’s childhood have been like if he had a crechemaster who actually paid attention to the manipulations of a meddling green troll and did something about it?

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    Jaster peered around the doorframe, trying to get a sense of the terrain ahead. It was a challenge, given that there was very little cover, and the inhabitants of this demesne were particularly canny. And there was one in particular who, in the normal course of things, he would be delighted to see, but today he hoped she was otherwise occupied.

    He had a mission that would be ruined if he ran into Jo.

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    When Obi-Wan finds herself in the middle of Mandalorian Camp thats just the start of never ending questions, assumptions, and decisions she'll have to face. The first thing she needed to do was get them off that planet.

    On hiatus

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    In one galaxy, the novel was never read. In another, it starts a landslide.

    Or what happens when the Mandalorians learn that the Jedi are exactly what most of them look for in a partner.

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    The end of the Jedi was coming, the newly apprenticed Sith was about to lead the 501st to destroy the Jedi Temple. Nothing can stop the victory of the Sith, nothing.

    his comm started beeping. He quickly pressed the answer button.
    “Anakin, if your getting this, something has happened to me.”

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    When Anakin Skywalker inherits a small farm in the country, he's not prepared for the challenges that come with country living, including but not limited to: beekeeping, a hot neighbor, how to keep plants alive, and his bees abandoning him for his hot neighbor.

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    Anakin Skywalker is many things. He's a Jedi Knight, a General of the Grand Army of the Republic. He's a husband, a brother, and as well as a mentor, dare he say even a father figure. He's been called fearless, reckless, deadly with a lightsaber, and the best starfighter pilot in the galaxy. Anakin is also a former slave, an orphan, and should probably see a mind healer if he can ever have more than an hour off of the front lines. But most of all, Anakin is tired. Tired of fighting a war with no end against people who have valid points for wanting to leave the Republic. Tired of having to keep his marriage a secret, even from his best friend. But most importantly, Anakin is tired of loosing the people he loves. Now, as he watched his Padawan stare down the barrels of the men she had fought besides for nearly three years, Anakin decides enough is enough. If the Jedi and Republic can't help him protect what is important, maybe a certain Sith from Serenno can.

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    Anakin can't find the culprit of the bombing in time, and Ahsoka is executed. Tired of loosing the people he cares about, Anakin leaves to join his Great Grandmaster while his wife stays behind to run the Jedi through the legal ringer.

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    A collection of short little oneshots and plot bunnies I've posted on tumblr over the years.

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    Chapter 1 - Hannibal, "Meat Cute"
    Chapter 2 - Your Turn To Die, "Total Player Kill"
    Chapter 3 - Carmilla, untitled
    Chapter 4 - Harry Potter, untitled Fleurmione
    Chapter 5 - Soul Eater, "Fragrance"
    Chapter 6 - Star Wars, "A Forgotten Joke"
    Chapter 7 - Jangobi Darth Revan AU
    Chapter 8 - Codywan Indiana Jones AU
    Chapter 9 - Jangobi Matchmaker Hondo AU
    Chapter 10 - Star Wars, "Simulacrum"
    Chapter 11 - Boba & Obi-Wan Surprise Adoption AU
    Chapter 12 - Dark Jangobi, Kidnapped Obi-Wan AU
    Chapter 13 - Codywan Fakeout Makeout
    Chapter 14 - Star Wars, Leia angst
    Chapter 15 - Darth Revan AU part 2
    Chapter 16 - Jangobi FWB to enemies AU
    Chapter 17 - Matchmaker Hondo part 2
    Chapter 18 - Clonebi-Wan AU
    Chapter 19 - Clonebi-Wan AU part 2
    Chapter 20 - Clonebi-Wan AU part 3
    Chapter 21 - Kenfetti Kamino Wardrobe Malfunction
    Chapter 22 - Star Wars/AtLA Xover
    Chapter 23 - Darth Revan AU part 3
    Chapter 24 - Reverse Aging AU
    Chapter 25 - Clonebi-Wan AU part 4

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    Obi-Wan is Qui-Gon Jinn's padawan, but Dooku is still looking after him. His padawanship began in an unusual way and it has continued that way. Obi-Wan likes it as it is, he's always been a bit different after all.
    On his part, Dooku will do everything he can to raise Obi-Wan into the best jedi the Order could ask for. Padawan or grandpadawan don't really make a difference for him right now.

     

    (These are snippets from Obi-Wan's padawanship, mostly while he learn from Dooku and spend time with his friends).

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    “Don't Just.
    Don't just learn, experience.
    Don't just read, absorb.
    Don't just change, transform.
    Don't just relate, advocate.
    Don't just promise, prove.
    Don't just criticize, encourage.
    Don't just think, ponder.
    Don't just take, give.
    Don't just see, feel.
    Don’t just dream, do.
    Don't just hear, listen.
    Don't just talk, act.
    Don't just tell, show.
    Don't just exist, live.”
    ― Roy T. Bennett, The Light in the Heart

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    So what if Yoda was actually a sith lord? And running the Jedi Order partly for funsies partly to see how bad he can screw them up. Reading legends, its not exactly a big leap of logic, so. Story will be told from various perspectives and reports and such, as things start to spread out. This is a fix it, so will quickly diverge from cannon. Also, Galidraan gets pushed way back to after Melida/Daan, because thats the only way I could make things fit (cannon timeline is absurd and I hate it so I'm throwing it out a window). Multiple disabled characters, who have realistic disabilities, and accommodations appropriate to what they need.

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    Anakin Skywalker skips class to listen in on a crèche clan learning how to read.

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    They walk together in silence for a few more minutes, and a voice speaking in a language he doesn’t know catches his attention- though he can tell from the sound of it that it’s probably swearing. Obi-Wan directs them straight to it, and after a few moments more they turn a corner to find an elderly woman surrounded by datapads floating at various heights and a good half of a shelf empty.
    “Madame Nu.”
    She turns, raising a sharp eyebrow. “Knight Kenobi.” She greets curtly. “Come to bother me again?”

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    In which Anakin meets a friend of Obi-Wan’s, and learns some new things about his new life.

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    She’d always known she’d be a Jedi. She’d always known it would be difficult and dangerous, and she’d likely die without a chance to grow old. She’d always known things she shouldn’t.
    When her mother set her on the Temple steps and said she’d be back in a moment, Kazellis had known she’d never see the woman again.
    She’d tasted death on the breeze, blowing down from the future. She’d felt the echoes of pain to come. The future is always in motion, but this one never faded. And when the galaxy descended into war, all the knowing of the Force couldn’t stop it.
    This is an ending, and a beginning, and a beginning of an end, as all beginnings are.

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