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    Clyde and Bebe almost get caught in a compromising position, but Bebe is nothing if not resourceful!

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    Craig Tucker nunca foi o tipo de pessoa que sabia se expressar bem ou que deixava seus sentimentos expostos, mas sinceramente desejava descobrir o que diabos estava acontecendo entre ele e Kenny McCormick.

     

    WARNING: this fanfic is written in Brazilian Portuguese (PT-BR).

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    Português brasileiro
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    Denver, Colorado is typically a quiet city, where nothing worse than a drive-by shooting happens. Everything changes when Professor Chaos arrives, bringing along two groups of superheroes who want nothing but the other group to fail. You never expected to catch the eyes of a certain superhero, and you intend to keep him safe, even if it means risking your life for a stranger behind a mask.

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    4/?
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    108
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    The boys got tired of the same girls in their town that they’d known since elementary school. They wanted something new. Someone new.

    So what did they get midway through sophomore year? Well, they got you.

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    7/?
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    297
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    Cartman finds himself in the possession of a cursed video during sixth period algebra. At least, he thinks it must be cursed, because there’s no other possible way a video could affect his life so badly.

    He will stop at nothing, nothing, to remove himself from the curse, but finds the process much more difficult than he expected, or wanted.

    Meanwhile, Butters is forced to embark on an exhausting emotional journey of discovery, only to be thwarted at every turn by his parents, Bebe Stevens, and Eric himself.

    Blood, tears, and...semen will be spilt. Stan and Kyle are disgusted and horrified. Clyde is heartbroken and vengeful. And Kenny...well, Kenny is the only one unfazed. Watching his friends run circles around their inevitable humanity is the story of his fucking life. At least he gets to jerk off a couple times along the way.

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    8/?
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    11
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    Being a hero was easy, bank robbery here, mugging there, the typical stuff. It was easy because they knew they could always count on each other.

    When Coon and Professor Choas team up, things get complicated, and the two of them have a dangerous plan in mind. The mind can be such a funny thing.

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    “They found a body,” Clyde said at lunch, scrolling through his phone as Tweek and Craig placed their trays down in tandem at the usual lunch table.

    “That Mike kid?” Craig asked.

    “Don’t know yet,” Clyde answered, scrolling intently at his phone.

    “Jesus.” Token frowned. “How many people are going to go missing or die before this gets solved?”

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    A sort of paranormal au.

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    12/?
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    Craig suddenly wakes up in an elevator with no memory of his past life nor even himself, that gets him in an open-air place surrounded by walls inhabited by other teens like himself. Once he discovers that the walls surrounding them actually constitute a maze, he decides that he has to get inside despite the strict rules that forbid him to leave the Glade.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    32
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    Three years have passed since the Kingdom of Zaron was saved from the Grand Wizard’s corruption. An unknown source of darkness incapacitates the minds of the people who live with regret, guilt, despair and remorse. This also includes Craig, who has a haunting secret that he cannot bring himself to talk about with his life-partner, Tweek. Much to everyone’s surprise, the warriors’ past catches up to them in the least expected way. Will this darkness consume and destroy the minds of Craig and the people of Zaron, or will Tweek and the King’s warriors be able to save the kingdom once again?

    I recommend reading "The Adventures of the Assassin and the Barbarian", and "Chapter 2 - Craig’s Coming Out Story" before reading this story.

    Disclaimer: This story has explicit sexual content, discussions about mental illness, suicide, implied drug use, violence involving death/killing and profanity. Some of the warnings will be foretold at the beginning of the chapters.

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    Craig and those guys want to model on the beach, but a crab steals Craig’s swim shorts.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    6
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    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Almost right before their last year of high school Craig realizes their fake relationship could be more real than what they think it is, and now both of them have to face the mess of what they call feelings. But everytime they think they've solved something, a new problem is waiting around the corner.

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    8/?
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    Craig had a secret admirer.
    He had almost driven himself mad for the next year and a half
    trying to figure out who it could be,
    even asking his friends if they noticed anyone looking at him funny,
    as he knew he could be a bit oblivious at times.
    The cards were only ever signed Truly Terrrified inside of a shakily drawn heart
    and were no help,
    as Craig had quickly ruled it out as being the name of a classmate.
    Though who could blame him for thinking that,
    as one of his best friends was named Tweek Tweak?

    OR

    The one where Craig receives flowers and cards for his birthday and certain holidays and doesn't know who sent them until he's 15. After that, he still receives them like clockwork, even decades after they originally started.

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    After a car crash, Craig wakes up in hospital - with a completely different set of parents than the ones he remembers! Everyone thinks it's just amnesia, but what the hell is going on here? Craig feels like he's going insane. Nobody believes him - except for this spazzy blonde kid at his new school...

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    Chapters:
    13/?
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    After a harrowing breakup with Nichole Daniels, and an equally harrowing bro road trip with his two best friends, Token Black decides to focus his energies on finding his new friend, Tweek Tweak, the man of his dreams. Tweek is new to South Park and Token has the perfect solution to his romantic woes: Welcome to The Bachelor, where twelve of South Park’s most interesting, eligible men will compete for Tweek’s affections to win his heart. Sounds simple, right? But things in South Park are always more complicated than they seem, and Tweek has no idea what he signed up for.

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    5/?
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    Kyle Broflovski is ready to start his junior year of high school. He doesn't know how crazy things will become for the poor boy, as he becomes a target of love for his close friends.

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    6/?
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    It's bad enough to be born as a rabbit in a world where prey and predators live together in harmony, where carnivores and herbivores learn to coexist and not have one eat the other. However, it's probably worse when you're a rabbit attending a school full of carnivores, and you're the only herbivore attending.

    For the little rabbit named Craig Tucker, he's gonna have to use his wits and bravery to get through the school year alive.

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    20,053
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    Bookmarks:
    5
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    The war was over but the beasts remained.
    The human race created monsters and they need to live with the consequences.
    They weren’t the superior species anymore.

    ———
    Aka a story about catboy Craig and detective Tweek trying to catch a killer in a world full of beasts and real monsters.

    (You don’t need to know anything about South Park to enjoy the story)

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    Comments:
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    80
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    Kenny sees something he shouldn’t have and now Tweek is avoiding him.
    Tweek gets a 100% on a math test and now his classmates want him to tutor them.
    Craig is good at math but wants some extra help from Tweek anyway.

    Tweek accepts some things about himself and gains a little confidence while navigating school, work, gym class, and his crush.

    I know I have a math tag, but don't be scared. It's going to be okay - trust me.

    I hope you enjoy!

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    English
    Words:
    72,772
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
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    Stan had his hands over the top of the fence, looking back to the Wizard King who was quick after his tail. He was a few steps from grabbing at Stan’s cape before a cry louder than the crowd broke out, disrupting the whole battle scene.

    In seconds, the rest of the horde let out blood curdling screams as it broke off in every which direction. There were kids hopping the fences, running back through Cartman’s house, finding ways out in any way that they could. Stan was left in confusion until he saw the driving force in scaring the crowd out of Cartman’s backyard.

    South Park: Zombie Apocalypse AU

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    15,616
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    283
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    Achromatopsia - a condition in which the haver cannot see color. Craig Tucker has suffered through this for the past twenty years of his life. But, he didn't expect a blonde artist to show him color in a way he never anticipated.

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    English
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    66,851
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1759

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