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    The story of how some things are different, but the most important things never change.
    In an alternate reality, James T. Kirk didn't go down the command track at the Academy. Instead, he became a talented science officer and was assigned to the USS Enterprise after graduation. Now, with the five year mission underway, Jim helped save a planet with his work in the labs and it caught the attention of his Vulcan commander, Captain Spock.
    Across every universe, even this one, Jim and Spock managed to find their way together.

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    Matthew waited for his. While some of his friends had their childhood sweethearts and most others got them as teenagers. He waited.

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    Jim knows as soon as he opens the door to his flat that he isn’t alone. He reaches for his gun, ready for just about anything - except who his visitor really is. The god of mischief has come a-calling. And he wants to play. What else can you do with that, but answer?

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    This is my NaNo 2017 piece. The title's a little misleading, but it fits. I promise no one PERMANENTLY moves out of Baker Street, but it comes close. Sherlock's an insensitive bastard, things go not very well post-TGG, and poor John finds herself in some very...interesting company. John's a saint, Jim's a sweetheart, and Seb...well, he doesn't get paid enough to put up with this shit. Oh, and Greg features. He's a good bro, his wife's a bitch, and she doesn't feature for very long. She gets hers, don't worry. Off-screen, of course, but she doesn't make much trouble once she's out of the picture. Mycroft is...Mycroft. Molly's her sweet, chirpy, bumbling-yet-capable self. And Jim's mother...I think you'll like her. I had fun writing Sheila Moriarty. And Jim's grandmother.

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    So Jim's grandparents want to come down for Thanksgiving dinner. No harm, no foul, right?

    Except that Jim isn't exactly human anymore, nor is half of his dysfunctional family, Claire can't exactly hide her magic, NotEnrique just wants some socks, and Merlin is trying his best but just makes things worse.

    Just another average Thanksgiving holiday with another average family in another average town.

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    Bones se consideraba el mejor amigo, la mado derecha, de Kirk hasta la llegada de Spock. No obstante, sus celos no durarán mucho tiempo tras un traumático descubrimiento, una oferta envidiable de whiskey escocés y la visita inesperada de un extraño embajador Sarek.

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    Sherlock and John are happy together,

     

    Some aren't happy that the Holmes genes won't be passed on.

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    When Sebastian Moran asks local bookstore owner Molly Hooper for a job, all he wants is a second chance to live the life he should have been living before prison. What Molly gets is more than a loyal employee and good friend. What she ends up with is what she had always wanted her entire life: happiness.

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    Oswald had to improvise, panicked by the prospect of watching Jim die then and there, his mouth blurted out, "Honey, I said I'd be right back! You were supposed to wait in the car!"

    Jim locked eyes with him, a thousand different things traveling between them as Oswald silently begged Jim to understand, "....er.... sorry, dear," Jim shrugged with a light, endearing chuckle, the look in his eyes telling Oswald so much, "I got bored. You were taking forever."

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    After setting out some rules, Jim and Sherlock seem to have a good thing going. They have to keep it a secret but nearly getting caught is just too much fun.

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    Molly Hooper is known for making some of the best baked goods in all of England, and no one knows what her secret is. Her most popular dish is her Jam Tartlets, and it’s a recipe she shares with absolutely no one, not even those who work in her shop. When a new resident arrives in the village, an apiarist named Sherlock Holmes, they begin an exchange: some of her special jams in exchange for his honey. But what starts as a simple trade of sweet foodstuffs becomes so much more when Molly’s shop is broken into and ransacked by someone looking for the secret recipe.

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    He’s not a normal man, Irene Adler. Your tricks won’t work on him. But you’re not a normal woman, and maybe his tricks won’t work on you.

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    An impromptu visit from none other than James Gordon leads to an interesting turn of events.

    Jim, former guiding light of the GCPD, is now Penguin's Head of Security and Oswald could not be more baffled! But then, neither could anyone else. Jim takes security very seriously, much to the chagrin of the rest of the staff.

    It is something like a dream come true until everything shatters into pieces at Oswald's feet.

     

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    What if Jim Moriarty was more than just a clever, dangerous criminal mastermind? What if Sherlock Holmes was more than just a know-it-all consulting detective? This is a story of love, loss, reunion, family, reconciliation, and luck.

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    "There was a list of new things that Spock knew at the end of 1st period: 1. Jim was absolutely stunning. 2. Jim was absolutely brilliant. 3. Jim looked really good walking away from him. And 4. He was intrigued."
    Spock spends his senior year on Earth attending a widely renowned Terran high school, where he meets an intriguing young man. A young man who might change the course of his life.

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    Sherlock listened carefully as he heard footsteps rushing upstairs towards the entrance to the flat. He knew they belonged to his flatmate, but they seemed heavier than usual, implying he was carrying something. But he hadn't been gone long enough to have gotten a great deal of things at the store. Curious, he stood up from the couch and stepped on and over the coffee table, rushing to the door and opening it...
    To find John Watson carrying a barely conscious child.
    "Well..." Sherlock began, taking a step aside to let the pair inside and staring at the child. "I take it you didn't go to the store, then."

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    In which Sebastian contemplates his poor judgment in a bar, it starts to rain, and Jim shows up with an umbrella. Or: the story of Sebastian Moran and Jim Moriarty's first kiss.

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    It was 1 AM and Sebastian was drunk.

    Not a rosy-cheeked, cheerful mood lightly-tipsy, but a slurring words, inhibition lacking, the-bartender-refused-to-serve-him-anymore properly-pissed.

    He hadn’t done something like this in ages ... but lately it was taking more and more effort to maintain certain important professional boundaries and it was draining his rather limited supply of sanity just to get through the day without any incidents.

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    After he is killed by a black arrow, Smaug is reborn as William Sherlock Scott Holmes. In this new life, Sherlock learns something that was denied to him as a dragon: love. And he gathers a horde far more precious than the gold he left under the mountain. When Moriarty tries to take three of Sherlock's most beloved treasures away, what is a dragon to do other than save them... and burn everyone and everything that gets in his way
    Dragonlock!

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    John doesn't meet Eurus until a few months after he'd moved in with Sherlock. On one hand, there is no mistaking her for anything but Sherlock's family, but she's also ridiculously adorable, trailing around after her brother and getting violin lessons from him. Even Mycroft acts a bit softer around her.

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