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    Grouchy Smurf comes to Papa Smurf looking for some help, and then Joe Biden calls in the nukes.
    Some semen. A highly academic work. Contains the fabled multi-penis.
    Donut steel.

    This is still a work in progress. All feedback is appreciated.
    Look for new updates every weekend!
    XOXO, Schlik Club

    Art by Deirdre Jernigan
    https://www.instagram.com/theartdepartmentality/

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    Recognized and remembered for their great feats and mistakes. May they be remembered; not for their legacy, but for their love.

    Judas was never a traitor, and the two of them were always in love.

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    — от тебя ничего не помогает, старый черт.

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    Русский
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    1/1
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    The plot twists just keep coming. And so does Joseph Smith Jr.

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    5/?
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    Sarv reveals a secret to Pump.

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    Judas betrayed Jesus but it doesn't feel right to him...what happens when judas decides to right what he's wronged

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    1/1
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    Judas is Jesus's lover... but then Jesus asks Judas to betray him, and the disciple's world caves in.

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    "The problem is: we're both bottoms, dude. Fuck, how is this gonna work?"
    Andy Biersack, renowned emo and lead singer of Black Veil Brides, parts the seas in a homicidal rage and stumbles onto the shores of Stardew Valley, where he meets resident emo, Sebastian. All the while, Elliot, writing prodigy and Fabio look-alike, observes on the beaches of Stardew Valley from his humble shack, taking notes on their almost immediate sexual intercourse, convinced Andy is the second coming of Christ. The boys eventually come to realize that they're living in a fanfiction by a rather pathetic girl that Andy rescued from Dahvie Vanity, and that their fate is completely in her hands--as well as the likes of Edward Cullen, which she randomly throws in.
    On their journey of self discovery and identity, they meet lots of other emos along the way, such as Jeffree Star and Hayley Williams. Falling in love with one another is never easy, but nothing's easier for the two than to fall in love with their own egos. Navigating through their own worlds, they figure out this emo thing--one step at a time.

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    21/?
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    Peppone had lit many candles over the years, so many that it now almost felt like a tradition.

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    Jesus Christ is horny for Gerard Way and that’s all there is to it

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    I'm sorry if anyone was looking for actually fics and found this.

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    Jesus learns that Judas has betrayed him. How will Judas earn forgiveness?

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    mufucj ets ass 😩🙌🙌

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    18
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    30
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    2
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    Harry Potter was raised to be a “Christian”, but the Dursleys don’t practice what they preach. When his Hogwarts letter comes, he is thrust into a wizarding world where angels, demons, and pagan gods fight in the shadows for influence over the world. A lighthearted, irreverent romp through a world where all myths are true, Hermione Granger met her first demon at six years old, and Ronald Weasley really wishes his brothers would stop showing off. Updates every weekend. Comments welcome. Romance happens eventually, but at a slow real-world pace.

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    Chapters:
    36/?
    Comments:
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    33
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    We have all heard the stories about how Jesus walked on water or made fish out of nowhere to feed a thousand of people. But is that what really happened?
    I've made my own (more realistic) story about who I think Jesus is and what happened in his life. Everything from his birth-story to this mystery lover.

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    2/?
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    Simon and Matthew learn a valuable lesson while at a dinner they don't want to attend

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    Lucifer was sent to hell for having to much pride but what if Lucifer was sent there for different reason

     

    Pride-the quality of having an excessively high opinion of oneself or one's importance

    Pride-a public event, typically involving a parade, held to celebrate LGBT identities, culture, and experience.

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    Judas remembers how the whole thing began. No talk of God. Then they called him a man.

    A long story of friendship, love, tents, knitting lessons, olive gardens, found family and lost family. And of angst. And of difficult emotions. And of the ugly van. And of the magic fish! Oh, and of the sunsets at Yam Kinneret! (''Remember Yam Kinneret on a sunny day, Judas? Judas smiled, looking not at Jesus but far away, where sun was just setting over the distant desert horizon. ''Sure, I remember. It was green and the air smelled of citrus.'')

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    中文-普通话 國語
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