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    Crowley can and does change his corporation when he feels like it. He gets caught in an indulgence and is unsure as to how it will turn out.

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    Crowley wakes after his pandemic nap and is informed by Aziraphale that Heaven has called upon them to find the missing son of God.

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    Somewhere, in a dimension slightly different to our own Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett wrote a sequel to Good Omens. If it fell through a wormhole into our dimension, would it be like this? Probably not, but here’s my best attempt, using everything we know about the planned sequel as a starting point and taking both book and show as canon.

    Several years after a failed Armageddon, Heaven and Hell have not given up and, in desperation, they turn to the one person they believe can restart the end of the world. Can Aziraphale and Crowley find the strength to save the world again?

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    An angel and a demon dance along the knife's edge of destruction together in an eternal waltz. The demon who had been Aziraphale and the angel who would be Crowley answer to powerful forces that care not for the individual cogs in their celestial machines. This will be their undoing.

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    Aziraphale is traumatized by Heaven and Hell. Crowley did nothing wrong. Heavy angst. Heed the warnings. Eventual happy ending; you just gotta trust me.

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    Crowley hadn’t meant to cause any trouble in Babel, really he was just enjoying how very clever the humans could be and resting on the laurels of the Flood (who else could take credit for making humans so evil they had to be wiped out, after all). But, he was there and he encouraged them to ask ‘how high can it be built?’ and well... that never ends well. The Tower falls and the language of the Earth is shattered. Angels can still understand all the languages but demons lose that ability. Worse- because Aziraphale and Crowley were at the Tower when it fell, they share in the curse of Babel and can never again understand each other’s words.

    Explores how an angel and a demon learn to trust each other when they cannot speak, how the Arrangement comes to be without negotiation, and how they conspire to stop the Apocalypse when they cannot plan.

    The fallout from the Tower of Babel incident from Babel itself to The Apocalypse.

    (note: all explicit scenes are going to be linked so they can be skipped)

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    “Damned if I know,” Crowley opened his eyes, “damned if I don’t. Damnation all around.”

    Aziraphale frowned. Crowley was starting to sound delirious. 

    “What— what if I don’t come back?”

    ***

    fic written for the dark omens vol. 2 zine.

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    [Only one known copy exists of the so-called "Is that any way to speak to your mother" Bible. After being transcribed, it is said to have been purchased by a merchant who, upon reading the variable text of the story of the Wedding at Cana, could not contain his outburst and exclaimed aloud.

    The volume was purchased for a sum that would be unthinkable today for such a man to have carried on his person. (Said merchant was described as black-clad, with the hair and visage of a devil, though current thinking attributes such descriptions to superstition.) After the variant bible was purchased, it was never seen again, and some scholars doubt its very existence.]

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    The thing about bad things is that they usually came at you completely unexpectedly. There was nothing in this beautiful, clear night to indicate that you would be less likely to be concerned in the near future with trivial problems such as a demon possibly moving in or discolored feathers.

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    Then Jesus was led by the Spirit into the wilderness to be tempted[a] by the devil. After fasting forty days and forty nights, he was hungry. The tempter came to him and said, “If you are the Son of God, tell these stones to become bread.”

    Jesus answered, “It is written: ‘Man shall not live on bread alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of God.’”

    Then the devil took him to the holy city and had him stand on the highest point of the temple. “If you are the Son of God,” he said, “throw yourself down. For it is written:

    “‘He will command his angels concerning you,
    and they will lift you up in their hands,
    so that you will not strike your foot against a stone.’”
    Jesus answered him, “It is also written: ‘Do not put the Lord your God to the test.’”

    Again, the devil took him to a very high mountain and showed him all the kingdoms of the world and their splendor. “All this I will give you,” he said, “if you will bow down and worship me.”

    Jesus said to him, “Away from me, Satan! For it is written: ‘Worship the Lord your God, and serve him only.’”

    Then the devil left him, and angels came and attended him.

    ———

    This. I did my take on this.

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    What happens to the game board when the Player stops playing? Can the pieces forgive Her?

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    While being raised in a fundamentalist Christian household, Aziraphale found a door under his bed. It read BE SURE, and opened directly into Hell.

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    Sometimes you join an event where you're given a prompt a day for ten days and your one goal is to yeet as much stuff out there as possible to get your team points. I did that in Do It With Style Event's "Who Needs a Great Plan?" and these fics are the result. No beta, little proofreading on my part and a whole hell of a lot of fun. I'm putting my raw work out there because that was the whole point of the event - throw all that editing to the wind and just create. I'm probably insane for doing that.

    Check out the Table of Contents in Chapter 1 for story details. Ratings range from G to E and most things are ficlets of various subjects under a few hundred words, all based around the fourth day's prompt of "greed".

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    A lot of things happen throughout the course of six thousand years. Not all of it’s going to be just the big, world changing things. And for an Angel and a Demon who live through all of it, well, a lot of memories are made. And a lot, A LOT, of children are taken in. And then one gets made. Whoops.

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    Crowley is assigned to tempt Jesus, but the temptation doesn't go as planned. The first part of a (potentially longer) fic where Crowley shows Jesus all the kingdoms of the world.

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    Нам не понравилось, что в каноне забили на Иуду.

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    Aziraphale is surprised with a chat from God.

    Crowley is confused as to why any human would just abandon their newborn in front of a bookshop of all places.

    When the forces of Above or Below find out what has just been set in motion, there will be both Heaven and Hell to pay.

    If God can be a woman, so can Jesus.

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    Canon-divergent AU. Gabriel catches Aziraphale in the act of giving away his sword, and so the meeting on the wall of Eden never takes place. Crowley's experience of angels on Earth is very different, but he quickly adapts. It's 'kill or be killed', and Crowley has no intention of spending any more time in Hell than he has to.

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    “I stand by it, y’know,” Crowley says, gesturing with his wine glass, just barely not sloshing liquid over the edges. Aziraphale looks at him, eyes ever so slightly unfocused by the haze of alcohol.

    “Stand by what?” He asks, mostly not slurring. 

    Crowley takes another long drink. “The bit about good and evil, the whole...what’s so wrong with an apple, anyhow? Why shouldn’t they know?”

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    Too Good Omens, being the narrative of certain events ocurring 5 years after the End of the World, in strict accordance, as shall be shown, with The Further Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Concerning the World That Is to Come.

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    my SFW piece for "Cold Omens" zine. In Golgotha, 33AD, Jesus is up on the Cross, while angel and demon look on. Crowley is angry at God, angry at the Archangels, and even angry at Aziraphale for letting it happen. Aziraphale knows more than he is allowed to let on, but asks Crowley for her trust. He has something amazing to show her.

    Not tagged for MCD, although yes Jesus does obviously die as we know. But we also know he's resurrected. I honestly did more bible study for this fic than I've done since R.E lessons at school decades ago! It was a tricky subject to handle sensitively, and I did get a sensitivity beta reader to help ensure I got the balance right. I hope I struck the right balance of respect for the subject. There were some conflicting details in different scriptures, so I selected a sequence of events which fit with the consensus.

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