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    Little moments in the evolution of Andrew and Jesse's relationship from the Social Network onward.

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    Mark's affair with Jesse becomes known.

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    A variety act for charity, hosted by Bruce Campbell and featuring an all star cast including Brie Larson, Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Pratt, Megan Fox, Olivia Wilde, Emma Stone, Margot Robbie, Cara Delevingne, Scarlett Johansson, Michael Cera, Eva Green, Saoirse Ronan, Jack Whitehall, Simon Pegg, Idris Elba, Gal Gadot, Jesse Eisenberg, Henry Cavill and many others!

    Sketches include Tommy Wiseau wanting to sue Brie Larson, the Seven Deadly Sins go to the cinema, At home with the Chrises: Pine, Pratt, Kristofferson, Evans and Hemsworth, the Seven Deadly verses the Seven Virtues on Family Fued, Gal Gadot and Henry Cavill posing nude for an art class, and a live action sketch of the adult anime Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt.

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    A variety show for charity performed at the O2 Arena in London.

    Hosted by Jack Whitehall and featuring an all star cast including Margot Robbie, Jennifer Lawrence, Chris Pratt, Daniel Radcliffe, Megan Fox, Saoirse Ronan, Brie Larson, Emma Stone, Emma Watson, Scarlett Johansson, Christoph Waltz, Mark Hamill, Anna Kendrick, Kristen Wiig, Cara Delevingne, Jason Statham, Michael Cera, Josh Gad, Jesse Eisenberg, Eva Green, Simon Pegg and many, many others

    Sketches include a class teaching you how to masturbate, an Evil Dead spoof, the Seven Deadly Sins meet the Seven Virtues, a Barbarella segment, Mark Hamill impersonating Harrison Ford, a song called "It's Nice to be a Pervert" and a finale involving streakers.

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    He wasn’t even sure when did it start. The process has been going on for so long, it kinda lost its element of surprise. It's like you're always falling and then when you reached rock bottom you realized, oh so that's what it's about.

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    Once upon a time when a Weirdo and Pervert ran into each other's life- 'We were so close to each other'

    一次小怪胎和大变态的碰撞-我们曾靠得那么近

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    The sequel to "Celebrities Live on Broadway", again hosted by Bruce Campbell and starring an all star cast including Cara Delevingne, Amy Schumer, Scarlett Johansson, Jason Statham, Anna Kendrick, Jesse Eisenberg, Michael Cera, Eva Green, Margot Robbie, Chris Hemsworth, Kristen Wiig, Megan Fox, Brie Larson, Saoirse Ronan, Dakota Johnson, Jamie Dornan, Olivia Wilde, Gal Gadot, Michael Fassbender, Alicia Vikander, Tom Hiddleston, Channing Tatum, Justin Timberlake, Mark Hamill and many, many more!

    Sketches include the Seven Deadly sins living together, vampires having dinner with the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, A guide on how to be Irish, a Barbarella segment, a sketch where Margot Robbie and Chris Hemsworth walk around the room naked, a gruesome medieval wedding and Lily-Rose Depp and Harley-Quinn Smith performing a song about the 2000's.

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    Jesse feels uncomfortable. It's not a new feeling because he feels uncomfortable pretty much everywhere, but in a way it is a new feeling because it's the first time he's ever felt uncomfortable in a strip-club.

     

    From a prompt in the TSN kink meme on LJ. Originally uploaded in 2012.

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    九人局,CP为本马达,桃包,卷菲,以及锤基的rps
    简单给不熟悉的同学介绍下常用术语:
    预言家验的好人是金水,女巫救的人为银水,认身份也叫穿衣服,认完身份再否认叫退水。

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    Andrew and Jesse were attracted to each other the second their eyes met. It wasn’t love at first sight, though; just attraction. They would get to the love part later on.

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    Jesse, Joe, Joe's friend, and a cat.

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    1) Andrew is possessive of Jesse. (Andrew/Jesse)
    2) Andrew is a very affectionate drunk. (Andrew/Jesse)
    3) Armie is playful and Jesse is awkward and funny and then they have sex. (Armie/Jesse)
    4) Andrew and everyone else are entranced with Jesse’s dimples. (Andrew/Jesse)
    5) Jesse will put his lips around anything Andrew puts near his mouth. (Andrew/Jesse)
    6) Armie is the little spoon to Jesse. (Armie/Jesse)
    7) An AU in which Jesse is the son of the President attending college and Andrew is a Secret Service agent that’s part of his security. (Andrew/Jesse)
    8) Companion piece to the above ficlet where Jesse as the son of the President and Andrew as a Secret Service agent (Andrew/Jesse)
    9) Five times Andrew said things he didn't mean to say out loud in front of Jesse, plus one time he reaped the benefits anyway. (Andrew/Jesse)

    Full prompts in chapter summaries.

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    末世AU,ABO,主本马达,辅Evanstan和Jewnicorn。
    A本xO呆,A桃xO包,A卷xO菲
    说明一下,剧情需要,Jewnicorn主要还是套用ME的人设和模式,和其他两对统一才用了rps的名字。

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    有少女问能不能让卷吐槽加菲的占有欲,在围脖对话框写了一个。

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    Between broken laptops and takes.

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    HE完结了!

    与_@小甜饼好吃 讨论出来的脑洞……就是,如果加菲演了杰西编剧的话剧会怎么样。说好都要写,但是我先写了。写写发现可以分开放了,因为,越写越多。

    我在殷切地等她的文,哈哈。

    OOC不可避免。这个世界没有Anna。我写不了带Anna的。

    应该是HE吧……前路看不太清……【顶锅盖跑

    HE完结!!!!!

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    Andrew对坚果和猫过敏,而Jesse刚好两样兼备。他的嘴角总有榛子巧克力酱,他还养了一大群猫。

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    中文
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    星巴克+研究生AU

    Andrew Garfield:“我脑海里一直有个关于在咖啡店工作的美式浪漫的想法,我认为咖啡店是那种你能遇到戴着黑色粗框眼镜,并且特别聪明、有趣和奇特的人的地方。”

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    中文
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    1/1
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    4
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    高中毕业生Jesse跟团去英国游学,见到一个令人难忘的表演班男生。

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    中文
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    232
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    独立战争AU。在英军占领下的纽约城惊险度日的卷毛小掌柜的日常。算是个pilot集……?不知道会不会有后续。没仔细考据,可能有各种bug

    Language:
    中文
    Words:
    513
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    617

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