16 Works in Jennifer Delacroix

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    Rudyard Funn runs a funeral home in the village of Piffling Vale. It used to be the only one. It isn't anymore.
    Rudyard is a cantankerous, taciturn man without height, charisma or any memorable features. Most people hate him - that is if they recognise him out of the context of his funeral home at all. He is quite used to that by now.
    But that all changes when, by a quirk of fate, he learns that someone on the island has developed some intensely conflicted feelings towards him.
    For the first time in his life, Rudyard has an admirer.
    If only he knew what to do about it!


    Eyes flailing, ricocheting in their sockets Rudyard cast a desperate glance about himself for an excuse, any excuse to further stall Chapman and finally blurted.
    'What about dinner?' This had the desired effect because Chapman's purposeful march petered into a stop.
    'Well, what about it?' He mumbled, facing Rudyard once more.
    'W-would you like to have dinner tonight?'
    'I like to have dinner every night. Now, if that is all you wanted, I guess I might just-'
    'More specifically, would you like to have dinner with me?'
    'Oh, blimey. Well yes, bloody yes, of course!'

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    English
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    25,356
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    671
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    Off the coast of Northern California there was an island called Piffling, and on this island was a village called Piffling Vale that was very nearly a town. In this village there is a family that was not quite like the others. The Reverend, Nigel Wavering, had decided that as part of his service to God (who may or may not exist), he would adopt the children whose parents had died tragically in a hearse accident. The children were Rudyard and Antigone Funn. Rudyard used to be enjoying his life. He isn’t anymore. Eric Chapman had moved to Piffling just before the beginning of the school year, and in just three short months it had become very clear that anything Rudyard could do, Eric could do better.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/15
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    117
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    The Piffling Amateur Dramatics Society's fall production is starting rehearsals, with Georgie Crusoe at the helm. Will Antigone be able to handle the role? And her feelings? And will Miss Scruple play the right notes on the organ?
    All this and more, waiting behind the curtain...

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    111
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    When another tragic death strikes the Piffling Traveling Circus, Marlene once again finds herself in Funn Funerals. Although only there for business, her reappearance in Antigone's life sets off everything she had been trying to repress since her overly dramatic confession at the theater.
    Moment by moment she finds herself drawn to the ringmistress and can no longer hide away in the shadows of her mortuary, no matter how dearly she once desired to do so.

    Series
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    English
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    50,120
    Chapters:
    30/30
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    517
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    Rudyard & Georgie clash with Antigone & Marlene in a sandcastle building competition hosted by Chapman. However, tensions lay deeper on the sandy beaches of Piffling and Antigone must face her jealous demeanor.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,598
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    75
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    A graveyard, an inn, and a lighthouse guard the ocean from the shore. This is a story about the five people who take care of them.

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    English
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    9,270
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    213
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    Georgie Crusoe and her chosen family were many things. One of the thing they were not is especially contented. This is how that changed.

    (Takes place immediately after season three final.)

    Language:
    English
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    15,982
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    71
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    546
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    The Funns usually don't celebrate Halloween. This year is a little different though.

    Language:
    English
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    9,767
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    341
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    Jennifer Delacroix is content with her morning routine of buying a latte from the cute barista working at Funn Coffee. Maybe she doesn't really talk to her, but it's fine, Jennifer's terrible with social interaction anyway. She's perfectly happy with a smile, a brush of fingers across the counter, and an expertly-brewed latte.

    Then one day Jennifer changes everything by deciding to sit in with her coffee - and all of a sudden the residents of Piffling Vale are determined to let her know that Georgie Crusoe is great at going on dates.

    What could it mean?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,706
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    128
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    Georgie spends time with Jennifer in her room, broadcasting alongside her and listening to music.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    160
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    Just last Tuesday, Desdemona Funn died under mysterious circumstances in her house, but was found utterly alone. The murder is disconcertingly obvious, and spells trouble for Funn Family Funerals, who she specially requested to come to Crestfall, Idaho to hold her funeral. Follow OW as he investigates the case, reconnects with old friends, and attempts to flirt with an especially grumpy funeral director.

    Language:
    English
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    2,052
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    285
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    "Chapman cleared his throat. “I say, Rudyard,” he said. “You look like you haven’t been sleeping all that well lately.”

    The worst part, Rudyard thought irritably, was that he didn’t even look down at his script while saying it. He’d already memorised the bloody lines. 

    “Yes, well I haven’t,” Rudyard read slightly woodenly from his script. “I’ve been sleeping on a mattress filled with straw and old bicycles. Hold on-” Rudyard lowered the script and shot Jennifer Delacroix an annoyed look. “Why am I the one sleeping on the junk mattress? Can’t I have the good one?”

    In an attempt to rescue the state of Funn Funerals' finances, Rudyard agrees to do a mattress advertisement for Piffling FM. He wasn't expecting to be co-starring alongside Eric Chapman - or for there to be a er, practical element to the ad spot. And to make things worse, there's only one mattress...

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    264
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    1231
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    Georgie Crusoe has found herself on the island of Piffling on the same day as another new comer, Eric Chapman.
    Rudyard Funn runs an inventor's emporium in the village of Piffling Vale, it used to be the only one. It isn't anymore. While Georgie remains loyal to Rudyard and his agoraphobic sister Antigone, Eric becomes to most popular inventor on the island. Rudyard becomes more determined to be better. As his experiments and inventions grow more insane, the lines between brilliance and insanity begin to blur.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,419
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    217
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    Jennifer is nervous for her first date with Georgie

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    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    138
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    Post-season 3 - After her date with Jennifer, Georgie and Eric have a conversation

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    567
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    217
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    Christmas Eve is the worst day in the year. What makes matters even worse is that Eric Chapman has invited Rudyard to his Christmas Party. And then there is the whole matter of the mistletoe.

    The obligatory Christmas/Mistletoe fanfiction every fandom needs

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,365
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1270

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