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    Shepard has just been told she needs to face the music sometime - especially after she nukes an entire Batarian system. Now that she's left with some time to herself for once, she has some loose ends to tie up... and she has to figure out what she is going to do about her relationship with one bad-boy turian vigilante. She doesn't want to leave, but has to go home, and who knows for how long.

    As the Quarians say, "Through tides of light and shoals of dust, I will return to where I began. Keelah Se'lai."

    She just hoped that maybe, one day, fate would bring them back together again.

    Takes place after Arrival, and will likely run up to the end of Mass Effect 3 and beyond. No promises, though.

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    “Nobody knows why we got these,” Kezk shrugs when Aubine asks about the words painted over her armored hump, “Some people say they’re reminders of people that affected the course of our lives. Some people say they’re soulmates or some other bullshit like that.”
    “What do you say?”
    Kezk laughs and slaps her tiny shoulder. “I say that if you ever want to charge like a krogan, you’ve got to get a handle on those biotics first.”

    Aubine Shepard has more words on her than anyone probably should. She has dozens of 'thank yous,' several sets of words from those she's fought and come out the only one standing, and a set of sapphire on her arm she uncovers when she needs to. She's a war hero, one of the most famous Alliance operatives at this point, so she supposes it's a little expected.
    The Reaper is not.
    (Or: a soulmate mark subversion that follows Shepard through the trilogy, looking at the consequences of the trope. Like words from a Reaper.)

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    Nothing she’s ever done in her life, dramatic though it’s already been, has prepared her for what she needs to do now, but she pushes everything else to the side to take a second just to appreciate the most important facts.
    She’s the first human Spectre, and the Normandy is hers...

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    A re-upload of a finished project. Story originally posted on HF starting in 2011 and will span the entire trilogy which wasn't quite according the the original plan. Was persuaded by a few ppl to post on here aswell to find a bigger audience. Fixed the formatting in the earlier chapters to hopefully make it better to read. English is not my native language so expect grammer issues here and there. Alot of dialog is used from a game's playthrough as it heavily tied to and around the game's plot points. I hope you will all enjoy it.

    Original description: Jarod; A guy who has the hots for asari. So we'll follow selective parts of his story and see how well he does in life.

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    In the years since her family was killed, J.R. Shepard has learned to put the personal aside in favor of the professional. But as the galaxy's crises become her responsibility, as she gathers around her the people who will aid her, she finds a new family, and love that she never expected, and will have to learn how to put the two halves of herself back together.

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    All life was synthesized to create a perfect eternal peace. The lie of ignorance from a Machine Child.

    Commander Shepard was a badass hero who unflinchingly saved the galaxy with her sacrifice. The lie of propaganda from those who profit from her loss.

    A truth: Garrus Vakarian is a bad turian who fell in love with a flawed human who died for the cause. And now he will rewrite fate to save her.

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    Garrus & Elle continue their adventure into Mass Effect 3! This one is a lot exciting and a lot heartbreaking, but it won't be exactly what you expect. Yes, I'm saying that the ending won't be canon because screw that. There's a lot more to come.

    **Not a standalone!** You'll probably be lost if you don't read the rest of the Rewrite the Stars series first.

    CW/TW: dark themes, tons of angst, graphic descriptions of violence/war, very graphic sex

    It's Bioware's sandbox!

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    "If anyone in the entire galaxy deserved to enjoy this victory, it was Shepard. And I know that she also deserves to finally have peace, but...for as long as I knew her, the only peace she ever wanted for herself was with you."

    Liara has spent the last eight months helping the galaxy to rebuild in the aftermath of the Reaper War, until a surprise visit from an old friend changes everything. It would appear that what Miranda can do once, she can certainly do twice, and the renewed promise of a life together brings Shepard and Liara closer to happiness than they have ever been before. But Shepard's return also draws the attention of a new enemy; one who will stop at nothing to see the heroes of the Normandy ground beneath the feet of those they worked so tirelessly to save. And as Commander Shepard knows all too well...there is no rest for the weary.

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    Team Normandy beat Sovereign, Nihlus and Ash got married, John and Sol are still cute, and Jane is still sickeningly in love with Garrus, but things just aren't meant to stay still when the Shepard twins are involved. Jane is sent out on a mission that ends up wrecking her newfound family, and Team Normandy must ride again with a brand-new class of misfits. However, all decisions have consequences... even the ones you try to forget about.

    Part 3 of the You See Me series- updates 2-3x a week!

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    In 2170 Mindoir was raided by batarian slavers, killing or enslaving the entire colony. It was thought that the first human spectre, Commander Shepard, was the sole survivor of the brutal attack. But when evidence that his sister is alive comes to light, his world is turned upside down.

    Yet, survival comes at a cost. After all, heroes aren't born from happiness. And this tale delves into a dark, brutal world as we come to know the siblings who had the courage to endure and stand against the tide.

    A story of resiliency, determination, and hope in a galaxy of disrepair. This fic will follow our young heroes through the conclusion of The Reaper War. Yet, this is not a simple retelling of the trilogy. The entire war will be rewritten in order to give our galactic villains, The Reapers, the respect they deserve.

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    Explosions, gunfire, betrayal, hostility, and that was just from me.

    They woke me from the dead just so I could risk my life to save the galaxy. Again.

    —-
    A series of log entries detailing the events around Shepard’s quest to defeat the Collectors.

    An Earthborn/Sole Survivor/Paragrade with a penchant for shooting first and asking questions later is the galaxy’s only hope. She didn’t ask to be resurrected. She needs one good reason to stay resurrected. And it wasn’t the one she was looking for.

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    An apartment filled with a bunch of plants. Freshly cooked breakfast and coffee every morning. Lazy Sunday afternoons on the sofa. Family, happiness, fulfilment. This is it, Samed and Kaidan's future, a life after the Reapers.

    But what does that mean, a life after the Reapers? Especially since destroying them came at a price: the life of a dear friend. An entire race of machines. There is no question about it: EDI and the geth need to be brought back first.

    Fully drafted, updates every week, usually Wednesday/Thursday

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    The Reapers won. They sabotaged the crucible project and it didn't work. John Shepard is dead and most of the galaxy's combined forces float decimated around Earth. There's still many years left in the cycle, and of course Shepards crew survived. He did choose the best after all.

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    Commander Shepard ended the Reaper War and their threat to galactic civilization. That much is certain. In the months following the end of the war, he and the crew of the Normandy grapple with the fallout of the decisions he made to bring salvation to the galaxy even as they navigate their new realities. Kaidan Alenko, his longtime friend and now devoted partner, has the impossible task of putting Shepard back together as the rest of the galaxy asks what he'll do next.

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    Tali'Zorah was just looking for a worthy pilgrimage gift, but is sucked into the adventure of her liftime instead. At the helm: Commander Shepard, greatest hero of the Alliance. But with a life of violence and loss behind him and the weight of the galaxy on his shoulders, Tali soon finds that perhaps John Shepard needs her just as much as she needs him...

    Violence, Language. Written mostly from Tali's and Shepard's POV, but everyone on the squad (including Joker) gets to be POV at least once. Even Kaidan.

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    True soldiers make tough calls and face the consequences; Jane Shepard is no exception. After turning herself in for her actions in the Bahak system, she finds comfort in the friendship of James Vega. As the war presses on Shepard and James struggle with their feelings for one another.

    Ignores the Citadel DLC "romance" because it made me feel gross and I can't picture my paragon Shep ever doing that.
    I took an unscheduled break in between chapters 9 and 10... I didn't mean for it to last three years but I'm back to posting weekly. Story is finished, new chapters go up on Fridays.

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    Elizabeth Shepard, the sometimes-Paragon, biotic misfit heroine of The Null Room finally returns to Headquarters (from her gangland tour of the North American continent) just in time to say hello to the Reaper Invasion.

    this might go without saying, but the state of Shepard's and Vega's relationship (not to mention the politics of the Normandy, etc) won't make a heck of a lot of sense if you haven't read The Null Room. there's also a decent amount of Shepard/Alenko angst, lingering in the background like swamp gas about to erupt at any moment, that won't potentially make a great deal of sense either.

    chapter count subject to change. void where prohibited. please avoid operating large machinery when reading this fic.

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    With the crew milling about the Starboard Observation Lounge, Shepard took a moment to stand back in the shadows. It was good to see them all finally meshing as a team, though it didn't take long for someone to seek her out. Smirking slightly, Kasumi handed her a distinctive looking glass, prompting Shepard to raise an eyebrow. She knew exactly what was in that drink, and didn't need the plucky thief's assertion that the Weeping Heart cocktail was to help her 'acclimatise'... she was also certain that Thane had been close enough to hear the woman's comments. However she wasn't the type of person to back down from a challenge, so catching Thane's eye, Shepard raised the drell-venom infused drink in a silent toast before taking a sip; confident it was only the beginning.

    *A major re-working/updating of a story I originally wrote between 2014 - 2017*

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    The Reapers are defeated, and the galactic community is barely holding together after the presumed death of Commander Shepard and the disappearance of the Normandy. The return of both, with unexpected complications, prompts a whole lot of questions, and very few answers.

    Update: Now includes podfic!

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    An exploration of how the Lazarus Project affects Shepard, her relationships with her friends, and the struggles she has with her identity and humanity because of it.

    Part 1: Joker visits an old dead friend at the Lazarus research station.
    Part 2: Marian grapples with the reality of her new resurrected body and the two years she spent dead.

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