17 Works in Jealous Tyrannus Basilton "Baz" Pitch

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    [Explicit] 18+ Simon and Baz.



    Starts summer before Watford 8th year.

    One month into summer break, Simon decides it's time to uncover all of Baz’s plots once and for all.

    What is Baz doing during summer hols exactly? Not necessarily what Simon thinks. There seems to be less plotting and less clothing too.

    Idiots to Lovers

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    Simon gets invited to a party and drags Baz along with him. Baz, of course, goes, because he can never say no to his boyfriend. He just wants to get close to him all night. Eventually, he does.

    (a lil sprinkle of smut)

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    In which Agatha visits, Simon panics, Baz snaps, and Penny never asked for any of this.

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    "Missing?" I repeated. "Where?"

     

    Penelope looked at me like I was mad, which was fair. But, Crowley, I'd only just got out of the shower, and there she was at my flat telling me that Simon disappeared in the middle of the night and she'd no one else to turn to. What's a guy meant to do with that?

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    Simon wants to get out of London and Baz knows just the place... full of chocolate, soft Christmas vibes, childlike wonder, snow and more fluffy softness than I’ve ever let myself write before ❤️ (and a tiny bit of jealous Baz, because I love that shit.)

    CARRY ON COUNTDOWN, DAY 9 - KIDS/CHILDHOOD
    Various interpretations of the prompt rolled into 2,500 words.

    (It’s also a short love letter to Brussels, the last place I visited before the world caught fire, where so many of the streets really do smell like chocolate! 🥰)

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    [Explicit] 18+ fem Simon and fem Baz.


    Set Watford 8th year.

    Niall and Dev drag Baz to a party. Simone is there too.

    COC 2020 Day 6, NOV 30: WLW (women love women)

    FemSnowBaz (and femDeNiall).

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    Simon, Baz, Penny, and Shepard make it back to Watford after surviving America, and Professor Bunce has them stay in the dormitories until she can brief them further on the events that made them fly back home so quickly. However, When Simon and Baz get back to their room, they're paid a visit by a Dragon named Scout- who's traveled all the way from America to find Simon.
    She tells Simon he has a home, and she and his new family are waiting for him back at the mountains. But Simon would have to leave behind the only world he's known, even though he's felt disconnected from it since the day he lost his magic. Even though he's able to tap into something since arriving on campus...
    Even though Simon is confused and overwhelmed at the news that he's now, technically, a magical creature- he feels a sense of exhilaration at the prospect of tapping into his new abilities and culture with Scout's help.
    Because if there is anything Simon loves as much as Baz, it's an adventure.
    But will that mean he has to leave his past adventures behind?

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    Seeing Simon with a classmate that fancies him sends Baz into a spiral of self-loathing. Simon is there to pick up the pieces.

    -

    Set during their eighth year at Watford, Simon and Baz have been secretly dating for a while, getting together not long after Baz returns from getting kidnapped by Numpties.

    prompt #2: "I need you."

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    After catching Simon making out with someone underneath the football stands, Baz plots a way to break them up while Simon comes to terms with his feelings for someone different.

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    “Online dating.”

    “Fuck no.”

    “Dancing.”

    “You’re giving me chest pains.”

    “Getting a pet?”

    “The landlord’s gonna have both of our heads.”

    “Alright. I’ve got nothing then.”

    “What about indoor gardening?”

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    PROMPT: Simon goes to Baz's violin performance ...
    (full summary in the notes)

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    Me (17:23): Penny, I need your help. It’s an emergency.

    Penny (17:27): Merry Morgana, what happened? Are you and Basil alright?

    Me (17:28): Baz is plotting.

    Penny (17:34): Simon… I assumed we were done with this a long time ago.


    Baz is temporarily magicked into a cat by Fiona. Simon doesn't know this and assumes that Baz is plotting.

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    date night date night date night date night date night da-

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    Simon's magic is back and the side effects are driving Baz a little insane. Simon's oblivious (as usual). How is Baz supposed to cope? (The answer is still sex, obviously).

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    J-E-A-L-O-U-S, boy don't know how you got my acting like this.
    -Jasmine V
    ^^listen to that song nOw

    Baz is jealous because we stan a jealous Baz

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    Simon Snow gets hit on a lot. It's inevitable really, he perfectly combines attractiveness with obliviousness, and he's so entirely incapable of saying no to people, that he'd probably end up on a date by mistake. It's enough to drive any normal boyfriend mad. Unfortunately for Baz, he isn't normal, and he doesn't like sharing.

    Tonight though, right now, in this bar, Baz is determined not to come to the rescue. No matter how annoying the girl is, or how helpless Simon looks, he will not save him this time. Probably.

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