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    This is a crack fic with some random head cannons and stuff that will probably never happen in South Park
    I do not own South Park this is just my interpretation.
    This is head cannons of what they will be in high school and some little skits.
    This might just have some random stuff.
    This crack fic was moved over from wattpad, and I will transfer chapters when 4 more chapters are uploaded on wattpad .

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    11/?
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    ― Ici l’équipage de Galactica, nous vous recevons, que se passe-t-il ?
    ― Il y a un problème, des krkrkrkr se sont infiltrés sur votre vaisseau-
    ― Des quoi ? Veuillez répéter lentement s’il vous plaît, la communication est brouillée.
    ― krkrkr deux aliens se sont joints illégalement à vous, je répète, deux krkrkr se sont joints illégalement à vous, votre équipage était censé n’être composé que par onze personnes-
    ― Pardon ? Qu’est-ce que cela signifie exactement ?
    ― Vous ne pouvez pas vous faire confiance krkrkr il y a des Imposteurs… parmi vous-
    ― Putain.

    OU

    L’équipage de treize voyageurs à bord du Galactica en direction de la planète Terre apprend, avant d’être coupé du reste de l’Univers, qu’ils ont été infiltrés illégalement.
    Parmi eux, deux Imposteurs vont faire tout leur possible pour les éliminer.
    Leur seule chance de survie ; découvrir leur identité.

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    13/13
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    4
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    11
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    1
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    He didn’t realise how much he hated the sight of blood until he had witnessed his friend flicking blood off the end of his knife with all the dramatic flair he had come to associate with the boy. Maybe it was less the blood and just the whole...vibe that the place was giving off. Low lit with candles and haunting chants, strange symbols they would etch into the ground and then stand around.  

    It was honestly the moment that he realised that yup, Stan was right. They’d definitely joined a cult.  

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    1/1
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    The boys argue over who is gayer.

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    563
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    15
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    80
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    4
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    537
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    Dans un monde de chaos où les rues sont désormais foulées par des putréfactions ambulantes, les quelques survivants doivent se battre pour une survie sans espoir. Néanmoins, l’une des personnes à l’origine de la catastrophe semblerait être capable de concocter un sérum qui les sauverait tous.
    Le seul hic ; son laboratoire se trouve à plus de 3 000 kilomètres.

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    27/27
    Comments:
    40
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    10
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    1
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    this is the OLD version

    read the rewritten version "After Dark" (https://archiveofourown.org/works/27021565)

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    5/?
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    "Y-You mean you're queer, too?" Tweek sputtered bluntly, slowly finding his calm.

    Craig’s breath hitched. Even standing before Tweek, freshly kissed, hearing him utter that sentence, the prospect of confession was terrifying. Actual years were spent fighting tooth and nail not to kiss Tweek when he found his friend dangerously close, not letting the phrase I love you escape his utterance, avoiding labeling himself as anything other than normal and not queer. More so than his fear of the word, he needed to make Tweek feel calm and safe. Beyond that, loved. He caught the single tear that was rolling down his cheek, "For you, I guess I am."
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    Set in 1966, Tweek and Craig are two boys in love. It doesn't take long for the small town ambiance to catch up with their illicit affair, posing danger to them and their relationship. The couple come face to face with society's disapproval of their existence, but don't regret a second of it.

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    7/7
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    A chatfic that is hopefully at least slightly less ooc than most of the other chatfics in this fandom

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    10/?
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    21
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    65
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    3
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    The kids of South Park are starting to disappear one by one and no one has any idea who could be behind it. Tensions are running high as no one knows who they can and can't trust. Stan, along with Craig, is determined to find his missing friends before any harm comes to them. But it won't be easy as everyone has secrets they aren't willing to share, and may be willing to die to keep hidden. With romantic strains on the side, can Stan and Craig find everyone before its too late?

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    19/27
    Comments:
    185
    Kudos:
    466
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    35
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    Stan Marsh, an Exercise Physiology major for Denver University, has been dating Wendy Testaburger for practically forever. Yeah they were an on-again, off-again kinda of couple, but he thinks it's time they get serious. And she does too, that's why when Wendy finally breaks up with him, he decides to follow her to law school and prove to her and everyone else how serious he really is.

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    2/?
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    As the leader of the drow elf kingdom of Zaron, Kyle must keep his relationship with Stan a secret. He has so far been successful in separating his responsibilities in the monarchy from his love and pursuit of his knight in shining armor.

    Everything changes when the Stick of Truth is stolen and falls in the hands of a formerly trusted and loyal member of Kupa Keep. With the dawn of a dark era following a new owner of the Stick, Kyle is at a loss of how to do right by his people, and how to keep Stan from slipping from his grasp.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    Craig didn't ask to become an operative in a secret organization tasked to infiltrate the mob and slowly poison it to death on behalf of the King of the Underworld himself. But he is and never let it be said that he isn't pulling his weight. Somebody has to keep his bestfriends and pack safe.

    Having worked his way up to the rank of a Hellhound and Alpha of his pack, he is tasked to go undercover as a heavy weight boxer in order to gain access to a drug lord and his parties where he conducts his business with out Vargas approval.

    The objective is simple. Execution, not so much. Especially because said drug lord's lover is none other than a Diamond and former acquaintance that he may or may not have a crush on.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    10
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    Oneshots of Tweek Tweak for Tweek Week 2019. #TweekWeek2019

    Day 1: Relaxation
    Day 2: Talent
    Day 3: Scene Remake
    Day 4: Coffee/Baking
    Day 5: Hair
    Day 6: Ship/Friendship
    Day 7: Birthday

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    4
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    20 year-old Stan gets invited to a reunion party at Craig's new apartment, not knowing he'll be right in the centre of drama, drunken pals, and most importantly...a kissing game!

    Cheesy summary IS cheesy r.i.p

    [[Stan's POV throughout, however doesn't just focus on him. Rating is for your usual foul mouthed South Parkers and some mention of sexual content]]

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    5/?
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    25
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    When a psychology class forces everyone to write down their deepest, darkest secrets, nobody is that worried because their secrets are going to be buried in a capsule, never to be seen again. But when the capsule goes missing and the blackmailing begins, everyone starts pointing fingers. Stan and his friends must figure out who the blackmailer is before it's too late.

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    5/?
    Comments:
    18
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    81
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    6
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    Eric Cartman never seemed like he could be satisfied. Sure, he had lost weight, grown into a handsome looking young man, but, still, he would never have everything Kyle had. He would never have the love, the respect, the perfect life Kyle enjoyed. That sickened him and he would do anything to ruin it, no matter the cost.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    17
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    46
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    “The day I bow down to you is the day they make me kneel to cut my head off.”

    His assassination mission was simple : take out the Crown Prince, disband the Monarchy.

    And things were going according to plan up until they weren’t. Overcoming all odds and defying everything he once believed in, Craig Tucker faces the biggest challenge of his life and he’s not sure if he’s ready for it.

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    27/27
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    408
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    Summary: Tweek and Craig are doing something in the bedroom. Nudge, nudge! Wink, wink!

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    35
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    craig wanted the world in his hands.

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    Wendy convinces Stan and his friends to audition for the high school musical. But when Stan becomes the lead without Wendy, she finds herself quickly growing jealous of the female lead, Heidi. And for some reason, Stan is not too thrilled about Clyde playing the villain. And when Cartman steps in, wanting Heidi back, things get bad really fast.
    Will the musical go off without a hitch? Or will everything that can go wrong will go wrong? Well, this is South Park, so we all know the answer.

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    4,199
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
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