12 Works in Jason Todd's Morbid Humor

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    Years after Kid Flash's tragic demise, information is found that the beloved speedster is still alive - and in enemy hands! The original team come together in order to rescue him, but the cost of doing so turns out to be much higher than any of them could have imagined . . . And for one of them, life will never be the same.

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    This is a depiction (as accurate as you can get) of the tragic murder of Jason P Todd as shown in Earth 3.
    Scenes may cause distress. You have been warned.
    P.S. I'm sorry

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    The Batfam (and Conner Kent) watch Holy Musical B@tman!

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    Never let it be said that Dick didn't love his siblings.

    Because he did.

    To romania and back.

     

    But right now? He was barely keeping himself from murdering them all.

     

    Or alternatively:

    Dick takes his siblings grocery shopping.

    Damage costs are high.

    There are no casualities —yet.

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    What if Kate and Bruce were born around the same time? What if the tragedies that made them the heroes they become, also happened around the same time? What if the two of them ended up living together? What if the two of them ended up as huge theater nerds? What if they had some actual healthy coping mechanisms along side their totally not super unhealthy vigilante detective hobby that nearly kills them on a weekly basis? What if they both made a habit of adopting strays and orphans? What if (almost) everything and everyone in their world was not really, really, really shitty and had some morals, manners and common sense like a somewhat normal, not severely maladjusted person? What if everything wasn't a shitty cheap ass reality drama show?

    Here is my sad, pathetic attempt to fix the DC universe that I am very much under qualified and under prepared for. Enjoy. (And I'll get to finishing the relationship tags soon, it's just not on the agenda right about now. There is just so many fucking characters. The character tags are technically unfinished because that won't be all of the characters showing up. Do I really hate myself and DC that much?) (The answer is yes. Yes I do.)

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    Dick gets tired of Jason’s jokes about his death

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    Batman is totally not a vampire. No really, he's not. It's not his fault rumors spread.

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    Jason had made a number of jokes about his death before. Sometimes, as a way to cope and sometimes, purely because he found them genuinely funny.

    They had never garnered quite that reaction before, though.

    Also, someone apparently wanted to murder him again so, you know, fun times.

    Or: five times Jason made a death joke and one time someone else did it for him.

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    They’ve walked maybe a block and a half when she feels it, feels the cold autumn breeze whisper, death is coming. Tim pulls on her skirt and whispers, “Someone’s behind us.”

    “Shh. Keep moving, don’t look.”

    The Ripper stalks Gotham's streets.

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    “Jason,” Bruce says with an infinite patience, “please don’t joke about your violent murder at the dinner table.”

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    The boys take a trip to the Carnival despite the oppressive heatwave strangling Gotham, and things get chilly.

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    Jason thinks it's funny, okay so he thinks his everyone's reaction to his dark humor is funny. Whatever, it's the same thing. Everyone was way too serious in this goddamn family.

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