11 Works in Jason Statham

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    Si pudieras pasar parte de tu vida dentro de un mundo creado para ti, en cualquier época histórica, pasadas o futuras, ser un gladiador romano, un pintor en el renacimiento o un millonario viviendo en Marte, ¿Cuál elegirías?

    VIA sustituyó a Internet después del gran apagón del 2017, aunque hicieron falta tres actualizaciones para que funcionara bien y no fuera peligrosa.

    Si conocieras al amor de tu vida dentro de VIA, pero no supieras quién es o dónde se encuentra en el mundo exterior, que harías?

    Dicen que lo que pase en VIA no afecta a nuestro cuerpo físico, morir dentrosolo te hace despertar y las heridas no existen. ¿Y si no siempre es así?

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    Language:
    Español
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    51,636
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    59
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    A variety act for charity, hosted by Bruce Campbell and featuring an all star cast including Brie Larson, Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Pratt, Megan Fox, Olivia Wilde, Emma Stone, Margot Robbie, Cara Delevingne, Scarlett Johansson, Michael Cera, Eva Green, Saoirse Ronan, Jack Whitehall, Simon Pegg, Idris Elba, Gal Gadot, Jesse Eisenberg, Henry Cavill and many others!

    Sketches include Tommy Wiseau wanting to sue Brie Larson, the Seven Deadly Sins go to the cinema, At home with the Chrises: Pine, Pratt, Kristofferson, Evans and Hemsworth, the Seven Deadly verses the Seven Virtues on Family Fued, Gal Gadot and Henry Cavill posing nude for an art class, and a live action sketch of the adult anime Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,849
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    356
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    A variety show for charity performed at the O2 Arena in London.

    Hosted by Jack Whitehall and featuring an all star cast including Margot Robbie, Jennifer Lawrence, Chris Pratt, Daniel Radcliffe, Megan Fox, Saoirse Ronan, Brie Larson, Emma Stone, Emma Watson, Scarlett Johansson, Christoph Waltz, Mark Hamill, Anna Kendrick, Kristen Wiig, Cara Delevingne, Jason Statham, Michael Cera, Josh Gad, Jesse Eisenberg, Eva Green, Simon Pegg and many, many others

    Sketches include a class teaching you how to masturbate, an Evil Dead spoof, the Seven Deadly Sins meet the Seven Virtues, a Barbarella segment, Mark Hamill impersonating Harrison Ford, a song called "It's Nice to be a Pervert" and a finale involving streakers.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,696
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    458
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    An American senior college transfer student wasting away her tuition in France. An MI6 undercover agent working a secret case. What happens when they cross paths? Lots of destruction and body bags. Probably a couple one night stands and a few wine bottles, too.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,369
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    151
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    The sequel to "Celebrities Live on Broadway", again hosted by Bruce Campbell and starring an all star cast including Cara Delevingne, Amy Schumer, Scarlett Johansson, Jason Statham, Anna Kendrick, Jesse Eisenberg, Michael Cera, Eva Green, Margot Robbie, Chris Hemsworth, Kristen Wiig, Megan Fox, Brie Larson, Saoirse Ronan, Dakota Johnson, Jamie Dornan, Olivia Wilde, Gal Gadot, Michael Fassbender, Alicia Vikander, Tom Hiddleston, Channing Tatum, Justin Timberlake, Mark Hamill and many, many more!

    Sketches include the Seven Deadly sins living together, vampires having dinner with the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, A guide on how to be Irish, a Barbarella segment, a sketch where Margot Robbie and Chris Hemsworth walk around the room naked, a gruesome medieval wedding and Lily-Rose Depp and Harley-Quinn Smith performing a song about the 2000's.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,570
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    254
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    Pastel portrait of Jason Statham as Frank Martin from The Transporter films.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    0
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    263
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    The magikarps had been drifting apart for sometime and the tale displays there new risky lifestyle of wild random antics throughout the pokemon world with no pokemon characters other than Magikarps.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    146
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    A group came by a mysterious house, they entered but one thing, they didn't know that the house is inhabitant by mysterouis alien, some will get possed,.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    227
    Chapters:
    1/60
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    454
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    Rayan Lopez A.K.A Ray Ray have feelings for his best friend, but a certain person comes between them. Will Ray Ray and Roc Royal be together or be torn apart

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    196
    Chapters:
    1/20
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    516
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    Jason's always at the bar.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    288
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Based on the Tumblr prompt: "petition for jennifer lawrence and emma stone to co-star in a movie as lesbian zombie hunters"

    Emma Stone used to have this plan for her life. It was all laid out.

    All she’s got now is a shitty job, a zombie apocalypse survival plan, and a Tom Baker scarf.

    Only, as it turns out, watching ever Romero movie a thousand times over hasn’t actually prepared her all that well for the end of the world.

    Or, for that matter, for the entirely fascinating new girl in town.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    78,647
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2295

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