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    Jaskier was kidnapped by Cat witchers, mutated and trained into the perfect sex slave. He comes into Geralt's possession completely by accident and Geralt swears that he would never take advantage of Jaskier that way... except that somewhere in the midst of all the mutations done to him, Jaskier's body has stopped craving sex and starts needing it. When he begs that beautifully, when he smells that tantalizing, there's really no choice but for Geralt to give Jaskier everything he wants.

    (AKA, the sex slave fic where everyone tries really hard to treat Jaskier like a person instead of a sex slave. 50/50 hurt/comfort, porn literally everywhere, a mashup of all your favorite horny tropes, eventual witchersexual Jaskier.... and a fuckton of feelings. This author is Soft As Fuck.)

    Written ahead-- updates posted on Mondays and Thursdays!

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    Like Jaskier, Oxenfurt Academy was both old and new at the same time. Everywhere he went, he saw memories. Jaskier didn't know if this was good or bad. He was supposed to live his own life, start his own education, but the old memories reasserted themselves, a reminder that he was part of this place once, as a student and a teacher. He remembered both endeavors being positive experiences, yet still a little fraught at times.

    But now, he was also part of Corvo Bianco. Back home in their Southern keep, the one in the North long gone, three beautiful wolves waited for Jaskier, and oh did he want to see them. They all agreed: he needed to spread his wings. He—Jaskier de Stael, not Jaskier the Bard—dreamed of Oxenfurt since he was a little boy and nothing should stop him from attending, especially since they had more than the means to get him there.

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    It's a stupid modern college au. Geralt's a fuckboy, Jaskier is a horny twink looking to get DESTROYED. I don't wanna write plot for this. This is self care, friends.

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    “Fuck you,” the witcher wheezed.

    Jaskier rolled his eyes. “Right, yeah, fuck me, I’m such a jerk for saving your life.”

    Jaskier spent twenty years denying his true nature as a switch and contorting himself into the perfect submissive companion for Geralt, only to have their whole friendship thrown back in his face. Eight months after Geralt broke his heart on the mountain, Jaskier meets a new prickly asshole with yellow eyes.

    Lambert has trust issues and a serious chip on his shoulder—witchers aren’t supposed to be submissives, and he has spent his whole life playing third fiddle to his Dominant brothers. The last thing he wants is Geralt’s reject bard following him around. He doesn’t feel anything for Jaskier. Fuck that.

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    "If Life could give me one blessing! It would be to take you off my hands!"

    Geralt stared out at the mountains for a long time after he said those words, a constant string of "fuck, fuck, fuck!" echoing in his mind when he had calmed down enough to fully acknowledge what he had said, but when he turned to apologize, Jaskier was nowhere to be found.

    "Fuck!"

    ~~~~

    Two weeks after Jaskier left Geralt at the mountain, the bard found himself in some backwater town of god knows where minding his own when he overheard the alderman talking to some of his guards. Curiosity peaked when the word "Witcher" was heard.

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    Geralt brings Dandelion to Kaer Morhen for the winter, much to Lambert's chagrin.

    The bard's singing drives Lambert nuts and he is an exceptional asshole because of it (like...more than normal)

    A bit of edging proves that this bard isn't the only one to sing his praises.

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    “If they fuck as well as you do, and I’m sure that they do, then I don’t see a problem.”

    Geralt shakes his head. “Not that. When I said I’ll be sharing you with them, it means that the three of us will be fucking you. Together. We will ruin you, Jas.”

    ~

    Jaskier the Bard walked so that Jaskier the Witchers' Whore could run.

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    Jaskier had been doing his best. Heartbreak and depression had given him the songs he'd played to take his career higher and higher-- until his band broke apart. Now alone, he's offered a job to manage the band of the man who broke his heart.

    The challenge of being a folk singer managing a heavy metal band may carry Jaskier into new discoveries, the least of them about music. Living on a tour bus with Lambert, Eskel, Geralt, and Vesemir is full of challenges and annoyances-- but perhaps something more can come from this. Healing, friendship... and maybe a love that blooms so slowly and naturally that it swallows them whole.

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    "My good boys. My darling, perfect pups. You're even more breathtaking than I could ever imagine."

    Someone whines pitifully at the words.

    "Oh, it's high time someone took care of you, isn't it? Look how wet your gorgeous cocks are getting, and I barely even touched you."

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    Lambert has been an asshole and now wants to prove, he can be good for Jaskier.

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    The first year, Jaskier came as Geralt's guest, sharing the White Wolf's room and bed, but it didn't take long for that to change.

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    This fic will only make sense if you've read up to chapter 13 of winnerstick's amazing work "I'd Be the Choiceless Hope".

    After Geralt leaves Jaskier to his own device in a very painful way, he slowly comes to understand what exactly he has done, and had to cope with the consequences of his action.

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    Vesemir was old not dead, like a fine wine he just got better with age.
    His baby knew this and let the old wolf take his pleasure with his body.
    But one wolf won't be enough for this Omega.

    Or

    this started as a dirty Daddy kink one shot and then I figured why not fuck all the wolves.

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    Kaer Morhen had not been what Jaskier had expected.

    From what words he could pull from the Witcher’s lips, he’d expected cold stone, high walls, scattered straw, and terse company. Not...a well kept keep, warm from large fires, with abundant good food and rich wines.

    There had been a strange tension, an undercurrent between all of them when Jaskier had trailed in behind Geralt. Geralt’s shoulders were tense, his jaw tight, and he met every molten gaze with his head high. He looked ready for a fight at any moment.

    Which was strange, because Geralt’s fellow Witchers were…

    Well, welcoming wasn’t the right word, exactly.

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    Lambert is a barista at Kaer Morhen Café. He has no hopes, no aspirations; he just wants to work in peace.

    Everything changes when an annoying, privileged little shit begins frequenting his shop...

    --
    Or:

    I proudly present to you my take on a Jaskier/Lambert Coffee Shop AU!

    Warnings: this story contains mentions of past childhood physical/emotional abuse and neglect, being in the care system, foster homes, suicidal thoughts and sexual abuse/assault happening to an underage character.
    It also features a disabled character who has an incomplete spinal cord injury. I apologise if I use any disability-related terms incorrectly, please let me know in the comments if you notice any such mistakes and I'll be happy to correct them!

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    Jaskier has been kidnapped by the evil Lord Hadrian of Troy, as the man is obsessed with the Fae and has an incessant need to collect them all. However, how will Jaskier do in confinement?

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    Geralt and Jaskier have been fucking for years, and in a relationship for less years, in love for a few less than that. And when Jaskier points out they've known each other for twenty years, Geralt wonders why Jaskier hasn't aged that much.

    They learn that sex with a witcher is keeping Jaskier ageless.

    Geralt is worried though, that maybe he isn't quite enough, to keep Jaskier from aging. He hesitantly suggests that Jaskier maybe winter at Kaer Morhen so that all the witchers can love up and worship him, just to insure his agelessness.

    Jaskier figures that he can nobly bear up, and endure the suffering of having really gorgeous and powerful men spending five months dedicated to fucking him to near immortality.

    Just enough plot to make all the sex extra fun.

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    Direct Sequel to "Hate at first Sight"

    Lambert and Jaskier have started to travel the path together, their relationship still new and fragile.
    When they run into Lamberts former fianceé things get a bit tense.

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    After rekindling his friendship with Geralt the Witcher takes his best friend to Kaer Morhen for Winter where Jaskier meets Lambert. They despise each other at first sight.

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    Geralt and Jaskier are on their way to Kaer Morhen for the winter.
    Written for Geralt Whump week for prompts: Potions, Cursed, Monster, and Kaer Morhen that will appear throughout the fic.

    I tagged various relationships, but they're not full-blown ones, I hope that doesn't interfere with the reading experience.

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