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    Geralt is an active volunteer with his local Red Cross rescue group. Jaskier is an amateur cross-country skier who breaks every rule of the Mountain Code.
    That's it, that's the story.

    Features poor impact assessments and Witchers on snowmobiles.

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    Jaskier, captured by Nilfgaard and tortured for weeks, has panic attacks because no one knows where he is and no one is coming to rescue him.

    Basically a giant whump fic with plenty of angst and hurt but no comfort until later.

    Trigger warnings throughout the whole story for panic attacks.

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    It was just supposed to be a season apart, nothing the two of them hadn’t accomplished before. Sure, Geralt could admit to himself that he did miss the bard, the near constant background noise of his voice and the company he provided--but he knew they would meet again.

    Even if their parting hadn’t been under the best of circumstances.

    But when he finds Jaskier again, waiting in Ard Carraigh almost as if for Geralt before the winter takes, a shadow lingering over him that never did before, Geralt isn’t so sure this was just another parting.

    What has happened to his bard?

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    It’s almost 2 months after the Mountain Incident and Jaskier is sitting at a tavern, drinking his sorrows away. About Geralt, his sorry state of being (no lute, low on coin, alone), fall of Cintra just 2 weeks ago, fate and everything else. He though he was going to stay by the witcher’s side forever, but life’s no fairy tale. So more ale for him.
    In the corner Nilfgaardian soldiers get ready to kidnap the bard and give him to their wicked sorceress leader to force information from him about the lost princess. She may torture and curse him to get what they need, but hey, what can you expect from Fringilla Vigo’s student?

    Geralt’s 100% done with destiny. He’s with Ciri and has to hide from Nilfgaard's forces. And he still has to find Yennefer and beg her to locate his bard, damn it! And he needs to apologise if he wants to get his “dear heart” back.

    Yennefer licks her wound hidden in Brudge and contemplates her life.
    Triss helps fellow mages in Vizima.

    Lambert and Eskel travel south in search of Geralt, because they got letters from his bard saying their brother will need help.
    Oh, and they don’t even know about half of the shitshow it’s about to become. Truly ballad worthy story.

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    When illness, injury, and argument tear Geralt and Jaskier apart, will fate, destiny, and a winter at Kaer Morhen be enough to bring them back together? Or will an unfortunate encounter with a venomous beast mark the end of the famous friendship between the White Wolf and the Bard?

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    As humans are wont to do, Jaskier falls ill whilst on the road with Geralt and there’s naught he can do to hide it from the Witcher.

    * DELETED & REPOSTED ; reason why inside *

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    What do you do when destiny and magic keep pulling you back together?

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    Day 5 of bad things happen bingo!

    Today’s prompt: broken rib(s)

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    Jaskier is hurt after a hunt and it forces some truths to come out.

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    CW: description of injury/death

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    Prompt: could you write Dandelion maybe having a bad performance, and Geralt soothing him and being nice to him after?

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    Jaskier wasn't exactly sure what he had expected Kaer Morhen to be like but the keep was everything and nothing like it. The place was a dichotomy. Magnificent and sad in equal measures in its derelict state. Silent but full of noise. Cold yet filled with warmth.

    But most importantly, it was Geralt's home. Seeing him so relaxed, the sharpest edges rounded down with the knowledge of being safe and surrounded by his family was a beautiful sight to behold.

    Jaskier wished he too would relearn what safety felt like.

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    Jaskier has always known he loves in a way that is too much. He gives too much of himself, and wants too much in return. Post mountain break-up, Jaskier starts to doubt his value, attempts to drink Novigrad dry and makes the biggest mistake of his life: getting back with his abusive shit of an ex, Valdo Marx.

    Angst, whump, eventual comfort.

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    Jaskier convinces Geralt to take a contract chasing a rumor of a ghoul through the woods and to an abandoned chapel in the swamp. After calamity strikes on the hunt, Geralt must make a difficult choice in order to save Jaskier’s life and hope that he made the right one.

    Additional Tags in the notes.

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    Jaskier laments his impending doom. He is sentenced to be executed and this time, no one will come to save him from peril.
    Certainly not Geralt, who's made it more than clear that he despises Jaskier.

    Except Geralt does show up.

    Things go a little sideways after that.

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    Jaskier is a badly beaten omega belonging to King Vizimir with little hope for the future. He had even less hope when he’s told he’s going to be given away to the Witchers, bloodthirsty beasts, as assurance that Redania will keep to the peace treaty.

    Jaskier has little hope of surviving the next few days, let alone of finding freedom and love.

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    “The only solution is a united front,” Yennefer says. When this just prompts blank expressions, she sighs. “Honestly, do I have to spell it out? I mean the two of you should get married.”

    Geralt stares at her. Jaskier’s mouth drops open. Tissaia says, thoughtfully, “that could actually work.”

    “No it couldn’t!” Jaskier says, loud and shrill.

    After Calanthe and Eist are killed, the fate of Cintra hangs in the balance. The only solution is an alliance between two men: the witcher Geralt of Rivia, bound to the princess by the Law of Surprise, and Cirilla’s uncle Julian, better known as Jaskier the bard.

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    Yennefer of Vengerberg, known to many as Robin Hood, leads her company of outlaws, stealing from the rich and giving to the poor. They live life merrily, hardly a care in the world—but a young man from her past may be in danger, and Yennefer is ready to risk everything to make sure he's safe.

    The one she loved. The one she abandoned.
    --
    Written for the Witcher Quick Fic Challenge.

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    He's distantly aware of his already weak resolve breaking, finally, and he doesn't really care. If Jaskier wants to get fucked so desperately, Geralt will oblige him.
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    This is a DEAD DOVE story! Please check the tags carefully!

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    Jaskier sat on that rock, confessing his love. He tried to promise he'd be better, tried to coax him into a much needed rest. But as he handed his heart over, Geralt tossed it right off that mountain. And then, Geralt made it clear that he wasn't even interested in being friends. So he left, and stumbled into Lambert, broken and grieving over Aiden's death, only days before they were supposed to meet.

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    Of course this would happen. Destiny just couldn’t let him die in peace. Because why would it!?

    Jaskier had felt a pit form in his stomach as soon as he’d seen that messy white hair and those blasted golden eyes. He’d had a bad enough day already and it was about to get way worse.

    [so this will be my first fic posted on ao3 - hope it’s alright considering I haven’t edited much at all]

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