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    She tangled her fingers in his hair to bring him closer. When the bard pulled back, fangs glinted in the candlelight and blood stained his lips. He licked over the wound before pulling in close to her ear.

    “You, my dear,” Jaskier purred, “are divine”

    Geralt had seen enough. He drew his sword and marched forward.
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    Jaskier accidently exposes his vampiric nature to Geralt.

    The witcher gives him an ultimatum: stop drinking human blood or be put in the ground for a few centuries

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    After their fight on the mountain, Jaskier leaves heartbroken and is captured by mercenaries. Someone wants to know where Geralt of Rivia is and is willing to hurt anyone to get to him.

    Geralt regretted the words he had said almost immediately, but when he came down the mountain, Jaskier was gone. Then, he had to go help one of his brothers, before he could go look for his bard. Now, the trail leads him back to where he just came from.

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    “What if I told you -” she begins, pouring them both a glass. When he looks at hers, the image mirrored in the glass is not her face. He blinks. “- that you could get away?”

    “Get away from what?” he huffs, frustration seeping into his voice.

    “This heartbreak, Jaskier.” She looks up sharply and their eyes meet. The shade of her eyes is not the right one. “That you could finally matter. For once in your short, miserable, human life… All you need to do is ask.”

    After Yennefer saves his life from certain death, Jaskier doesn’t think he can get so lucky twice in a row. And so, stuck in a prison cell, he tries to think of a way to get himself out - tries to think of the words he had heard the sorceress mutter. Turn your back to the forest, hut hut. Turn your front to me, hut hut…

    (There’s no way he could get himself in even more trouble, right?)

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    After four years of stringing him along, Geralt breaks Jaskier's heart. Blind with tears, he stumbles into a small bakery. Can the kind owner help Jaskier? And what happens when Eskel finds out the man that broke Jaskier's heart is none other than his brother?

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    Something (or someone) has killed the Viscount de Lettenhove and is picking off his heirs. Convinced to intervene by a cryptic message, Jaskier takes Geralt back to his childhood home. Now they have to untangle an ancient prophesy, forbidden magic, secrets and sibling rivalries to solve the murders before it's Jaskier's turn on the chopping block.

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    Shortly after his graduation and not-so-willingly leaving the city-house inhabited by the Countess de Stael, Jaskier finds himself on the road with a bit of food in his pockets, a stolen bottle of wine, as well as 10 crowns and a few measly coppers to his name.

    As it turns out, he has a penchant not only for music but also encountering Witchers.
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    AKA: Over the years, Dragon!Jaskier hoards Witchers instead of gold, falls in love and stabs some people

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    Jaskier never thought he'd be a parent, let alone a single one. It's been harder than he anticipated, luckily he has Geralt to offer him support, if only he'd ask for it.

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    Geralt isn’t sure if it’s a blessing or a curse that their table is tucked away in the corner, where Jaskier can neither see them nor come close enough that he might. As much as he knows that he needs to talk to the bard, apologize for all that he’s said… he can’t help but treasure this moment of Jaskier’s happiness, the joy that he radiates while performing that would surely shatter as soon as he saw the Witcher.

    Even if it’s still Geralt he sings of.

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    Real scientists would always keep their minds open to the possibility of Everything. After all, everything we know as science was considered otherwise at some point in history. So what if science isn't exact? What if Destiny and Fate and magic are real in some way we don't yet understand? And what if Destiny decided to meddle with a scientist's invention at the right place and the right time?

    In the history of fuck-ups, this would be one of the greatest.
    Because said scientist is not at the right place anymore. Or the right time.
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    This is an action-adventure medium-burn romance.

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    People linked by destiny will inevitably find each other in the end. But what exactly binds them together?

    Geralt watches Jaskier's execution. The only difference is that he does not die.

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    Jaskier wasn't exactly sure what he had expected Kaer Morhen to be like but the keep was everything and nothing like it. The place was a dichotomy. Magnificent and sad in equal measures in its derelict state. Silent but full of noise. Cold yet filled with warmth.

    But most importantly, it was Geralt's home. Seeing him so relaxed, the sharpest edges rounded down with the knowledge of being safe and surrounded by his family was a beautiful sight to behold.

    Jaskier wished he too would relearn what safety felt like.

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    OP Summary from laylabinx: Geralt is running forward already, desperate to reach the river and retrieve his stupid bard from the woman’s clutches but he knows he won’t make it in time. Her arms wrap around the bard’s slim back, cold and rotting, and pulls him against her.

    All he can do is watch as the woman slips beneath the water, dragging Jaskier down with her, and both disappear beneath the surface.

    (Or, everything was going fine until the mermaid showed up)

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    Perhaps, given that Jaskier walked all night instead of sleeping, it was unavoidable that his body would choose for him. He nods off, just slightly; his chin tips down toward his chest and his shoulders lose their tension, subsequently resulting in a loosened grip on his lute. There’s one thick moment where he enjoys the lapse, his body heavy and it feels good to give in. As soon as realizes what’s happening, however, he jerks himself up straight, flailing to keep his body from collapsing forward and into the ocean.

    And it’s exactly that which is his literal downfall.

    or, mer!Geralt saves Jaskier from drowning.

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    Humans don’t believe in monsters, and those that do are written off as foolish or insane. It’s better that way for Geralt and the handful of witchers that are left. If a thousand years walking the Continent has taught him anything it's that humans are nothing but excitable, scared animals. If they knew what was waiting in the woods, what was lurking in the dark, they would never stray from their artificially well-lit spaces again.

    OR Geralt is on the hunt for a monster that has claimed the lives of nearly fifty Redanians in the past two years, but he's always one step behind. That is, until he finds a young man that was attacked by the creature - the first human to come face to face with the beast and live. If he can save the kid and find out what he knows then maybe he can put an end to this thing before any one else dies. It's never quite that simple though, is it?

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    After the dragon hunt, Jaskier thought he was done with Witchers. But when life (or rather Nilfgaard) throws you into neighbouring prison cells, you're kind of bound to become friends.
    Which is why Jaskier would do anything to protect Aiden. Even if that means going to Kaer Morhen, home of the man that broke his heart.

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    Where: Emhyr begins to get desperate to find Ciri--as well as for a weapon that he believes will change the war in Nilfgaard's favor...the trials. Too, visions have brought him to Jaskier and he decides that the bard is a major part of Nilfgaardian victory, if he survives.

    Aka: Jaskier is turned into a weapon -- a new age of Witcher, corrupted by Nilfgaard.

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    There was a word echoing in his mind with each step of the guards in the hallway outside his cell. It radiated through his bones and into the tattered soul beneath. Over and over again with each beat of his heart until he could scarcely breathe through it.

    Betrayal.

    Geralt had betrayed him.

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    Geralt isn't getting anywhere with Jaskier. Maybe they need help.

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    “Run” He growled
    “If the spell only makes you attack the people you love, I’ll be fine”
    “I’ll stay here and keep you from attacking anyone you actually love”
    “I love you!” Geralt snarled, The tree he was leaning against splintered under his fingers.
    “Now RUN”
    Prompt by @maggie.reads on Tik Tok that ran away from me.

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    In which Jaskier is rightfully paranoid that someone is following them, until it’s far too late, and Geralt deals with the consequences while also grappling with emotions and an injured bard. In addition, Geralt is an emotional dipshit and can’t take a hint, and two stupid idiots can’t figure out that they both care about each other.

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    “The pair fell into silence once again. Geralt watched Jaskier’s eyes flicker to the darkness around the camp, looking for something. Someone. Geralt felt Jaskier’s pulse grow faster once again as the bard stifled a yawn.

    “What are you looking for?” Geralt asked apprehensively. His friend’s erratic behavior was beginning to unnerve him, and frankly, Geralt was worried about Jaskier. He felt like there was something the young bard wasn’t telling him, and he didn't like it.

    Jaskier yawned again, eyes dark. “Him.” He answered finally. “I can feel him watching us.”

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